Caption Competition (NHC)

***Dan Sarf*** · 03-08-2017 10:50 AM

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"Right, you get rid of his laptop and I'll put the goalposts back"

**MyJo** · 03-08-2017 10:56 AM

Austin do you think if I wear my hat like this Hibs fans will make a song about me

**Smartie** · 03-08-2017 11:02 AM

Ah well. 4-6-0 it is then.

**SuperAllyMcleod** · 03-08-2017 11:04 AM

Austin, promise me that big Craig will tell me what to do, I've not got a clue where to start.

***Craig_HFC*** · 03-08-2017 11:06 AM

'Do you know how to delete internet history?'

'No, Ian always did that.'

'Oh... ****.'

***Arch Stanton*** · 03-08-2017 11:11 AM

Am tellin ye - if I win my first 6 games am a shoe-in for the job permanent likes.

***Bostonhibby*** · 03-08-2017 11:11 AM

And you're sure that if you carry a clip board and I wear this hat we'll get £15 a head telling the simple fans what we know about football?

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**~~southsider~~** · 03-08-2017 11:43 AM

So Austin, what would you rather be ? A happy Hibby or an unhappy hippy ?

***Carheenlea*** · 03-08-2017 11:56 AM

So do you think Stokes will start on Saturday? Maybe be on the bench. Mind, no body else was interested in him so that's how he ended up back there. They got a lucky draw in the wee cup too did they not? Doesn't bother me though as its a Mickey Mouse tournament - would be more embarrassed to win it than getting knocked out early. Glad we are out to be honest and it just shows the mentality of the Hobo's that they make a big deal about a couple of wins in the thing. Small time. They think there is not much progress on the stand, but this is a big stand and not some some meccano effort like their East, and when it is done it will be the best stadium in Edinburgh. It was always better than Easter Road anyway, and more atmospheric. Easter Road only has a decent atmosphere when Hearts are there. We sold more ST's than them once again, they bang on about having more seats but we have the bigger crowds. They started counting ST's who didn't show for their attendances so their average last season was false. Partick Thistle for first home game - typical that they missed out playing the big clubs, us, Rangers and Celtic on the first day. Still fancy Partick to win though. 3-0. They are crap and they will be found out alright back in the big league on Saturday. Rangers at Ibrox next week too, that'll be another hammering then the pressure will be on Lennon. He'll be gone after the Derby, and I can see another 5-1. Looking at their squad I don't see too many players on their squad that would get into ours. McGinn is overrated and will be found out at this level, especially against the big teams like us.
Anyway, what do you think for Saturday and Celtic away - same line up as last week? Aye, that'll do.
How many players did they sign again? Just shows you how desperate they are. I think they'll go straight back down.

**xyz23jc** · 03-08-2017 12:50 PM

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So do you think Stokes will start on Saturday? Maybe be on the bench. Mind, no body else was interested in him so that's how he ended up back there. They got a lucky draw in the wee cup too did they not? Doesn't bother me though as its a Mickey Mouse tournament - would be more embarrassed to win it than getting knocked out early. Glad we are out to be honest and it just shows the mentality of the Hobo's that they make a big deal about a couple of wins in the thing. Small time. They think there is not much progress on the stand, but this is a big stand and not some some meccano effort like their East, and when it is done it will be the best stadium in Edinburgh. It was always better than Easter Road anyway, and more atmospheric. Easter Road only has a decent atmosphere when Hearts are there. We sold more ST's than them once again, they bang on about having more seats but we have the bigger crowds. They started counting ST's who didn't show for their attendances so their average last season was false. Partick Thistle for first home game - typical that they missed out playing the big clubs, us, Rangers and Celtic on the first day. Still fancy Partick to win though. 3-0. They are crap and they will be found out alright back in the big league on Saturday. Rangers at Ibrox next week too, that'll be another hammering then the pressure will be on Lennon. He'll be gone after the Derby, and I can see another 5-1. Looking at their squad I don't see too many players on their squad that would get into ours. McGinn is overrated and will be found out at this level, especially against the big teams like us.
Anyway, what do you think for Saturday and Celtic away - same line up as last week? Aye, that'll do.
How many players did they sign again? Just shows you how desperate they are. I think they'll go straight back down.

Mr Houston is that you?

***Viva_Palmeiras*** · 03-08-2017 01:21 PM

Ok you wear the dunces cap now Cathro's gone.

***southern hibby*** · 03-08-2017 01:34 PM

Right never mind what's happening with me and Getting the job, tactics and formations. WTF is Hibs been up to this week? Need to know so I can rip into them during next interview. And that my son is how you get the Heart's muppets on yer side.

GGTTH

**Famous Fiver** · 03-08-2017 01:52 PM

Does my bum look big in this?

Nameless · 03-08-2017 02:25 PM

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Call me Papa Smurf again and I'll burst ye!!

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**heretoday** · 03-08-2017 03:47 PM

Craig says I have to wear it.

I think he's testing me.

***Bostonhibby*** · 03-08-2017 04:47 PM

If we're going to be playing at muddyfield at Xmas Nanny you'll have to get a hat like mine.

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***Arch Stanton*** · 03-08-2017 04:53 PM

If Craig picks the team and you are there to explain his notes to me I really can't see what can go wrong.

**Smartie** · 03-08-2017 04:55 PM

See, I dinnae mind being wan ae thae puppets thit hings fae the strings, but if Levein tries tae stick that big 6 fingered fist up ma hoop ah'll no be happy.