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    Cathro: 'You've probably got to look at the schematics of Pittodrie'

    "You've probably got to look at the schematics of Pittodrie - there's not that much space. We work in a very, very clear way."

    This is in reference to being questioned about Levein passing notes to him from the stand via Jon Daly. Any idea what he's on about?!

    The dictionary definition of schematic incidentally is "
    a representation of the elements of a system using abstract, graphic symbols rather than realistic pictures".


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    i can just picture Cathro running around pittodrie with the Architects drawings in hand looking bewildered

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    He no say words very good

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    Cathro is, quite simply, The Riddler.

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    Doubt he knows himself, he was prob just reading from a piece of paper Levein gave him.

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    Fancy words to befuddle the listener and make an excuse sound like a reason.

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    He's a total slaver. Cathro must stay. Potter must stay too.

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    I think he is trying to speak like Jose M,!!! What a slaver! Long may it continue_lol

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    I reckon it was a detention slip that was sent from Levein to Cathro.

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    Cathro really is the gift that keeps on giving.

    Thank you Yams!

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    Quote Originally Posted by makaveli1875 View Post
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    i can just picture Cathro running around pittodrie with the Architects drawings in hand looking bewildered
    Maybe that's how he got the job - he went to the PBS to apply for the job of installing their new stand but stood in the wrong queue ?

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    My work is full of these people. Talk in buzz words that make no sense but they think make them sound important

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    Cathro's interviews are Comedy Gold !

    CATHRO MUST STAY...........PLEASE !

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    Quote Originally Posted by G B Young View Post
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    "You've probably got to look at the schematics of Pittodrie - there's not that much space. We work in a very, very clear way."

    This is in reference to being questioned about Levein passing notes to him from the stand via Jon Daly. Any idea what he's on about?!

    The dictionary definition of schematic incidentally is "
    a representation of the elements of a system using abstract, graphic symbols rather than realistic pictures".

    b4fa919cfc8761500fdcc315ad5b364d.jpg

    Does this represent the elements of the Hearts management system using abstract, graphic symbols or is it more of a realistic picture?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smartie View Post
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    b4fa919cfc8761500fdcc315ad5b364d.jpg

    Does this represent the elements of the Hearts management system using abstract, graphic symbols or is it more of a realistic picture?


    ...Definitely realistic picture

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    Even his post match interview.

    "It's a situation where Aberdeen have shown they're in a position where they're stronger, more routined, and managed to take the victory."

    Is that a long winded way of saying that the better team won?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor View Post
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    Even his post match interview.

    "It's a situation where Aberdeen have shown they're in a position where they're stronger, more routined, and managed to take the victory."

    Is that a long winded way of saying that the better team won?
    Nope! It's a long winded way of saying that they won...just

    Edit: I think I'm beginning to get the hang of him
    Last edited by Jack Hackett; 19-03-2017 at 05:26 PM.

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    It's them schematics what done it, schematically speaking.

    Life was so much more simple for the simple yam when the only thing they had to think about is how much they owed to themselves.

    Father dougal must stay.

    "I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"

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    Oasis of comedy in a tense season. Cathro must stay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor View Post
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    Even his post match interview.

    "It's a situation where Aberdeen have shown they're in a position where they're stronger, more routined, and managed to take the victory."

    Is that a long winded way of saying that the better team won?

    He's just gonna have to blue sky the metrics of that situation going forward.

    Or think about how Aberdeen got 3 points today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonhibby View Post
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    It's them schematics what done it, schematically speaking.

    Life was so much more simple for the simple yam when the only thing they had to think about is how much they owed to themselves.

    Father dougal must stay.
    dougal_search_by_smi4450.jpg

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    My 9 year old son keeps me chuckling with his Ian Cathro impressions at bathtime. Cathro clearly needs more time to get his ideas across.

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    He's a strange little man

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    Check out this comedy routine from kickback:

    VALDOS, on 19 Mar 2017 - 04:53 AM, said:
    The players just dont respect either of them, the s******ing and giggling is still going on in the changing room.
    No respect, no fear of a bollocking, just a complete mis match.

    waynefozzie, on 19 Mar 2017 - 05:05 AM, said:
    This is a FACT. I heard that Djoum and Struna gave Cathro a wedgie and he started to cry. When MacPhee told them to stop they just laughed and then Jamie farted in Cathro's face. Then Levein had to intervene cause Tziolis and Avlonitis wrote "Cathro is gay" on the dressing room wall in Greek. Everyone was s******ing.

    bobsharp, on 19 Mar 2017 - 05:17 AM, said:
    If these are stated facts by an eye witness, Cathro is not the one who should be fired, the players involved must be in breach of contract if such behaviour is true, and advised that their contract is cancelled forthwith. The way the team is playing they could sign laddies from the primary school league in Warriston who would be more mature, and give greater effort on the field. If I was a Hearts player I would be ashamed to show my face if I was part of it, and equally ashamed if not a participant that I didn,t take action against at least one of the participants. Yes before anyone asks I do think in my time I was a hardman

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    Check out this comedy routine from kickback:

    VALDOS, on 19 Mar 2017 - 04:53 AM, said:
    The players just dont respect either of them, the s******ing and giggling is still going on in the changing room.
    No respect, no fear of a bollocking, just a complete mis match.

    waynefozzie, on 19 Mar 2017 - 05:05 AM, said:
    This is a FACT. I heard that Djoum and Struna gave Cathro a wedgie and he started to cry. When MacPhee told them to stop they just laughed and then Jamie farted in Cathro's face. Then Levein had to intervene cause Tziolis and Avlonitis wrote "Cathro is gay" on the dressing room wall in Greek. Everyone was s******ing.

    bobsharp, on 19 Mar 2017 - 05:17 AM, said:
    If these are stated facts by an eye witness, Cathro is not the one who should be fired, the players involved must be in breach of contract if such behaviour is true, and advised that their contract is cancelled forthwith. The way the team is playing they could sign laddies from the primary school league in Warriston who would be more mature, and give greater effort on the field. If I was a Hearts player I would be ashamed to show my face if I was part of it, and equally ashamed if not a participant that I didn,t take action against at least one of the participants. Yes before anyone asks I do think in my time I was a hardman
    That is superb

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    Quote Originally Posted by G B Young View Post
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    "You've probably got to look at the schematics of Pittodrie - there's not that much space. We work in a very, very clear way."

    This is in reference to being questioned about Levein passing notes to him from the stand via Jon Daly. Any idea what he's on about?!

    The dictionary definition of schematic incidentally is "
    a representation of the elements of a system using abstract, graphic symbols rather than realistic pictures".
    He's got to look at the cylindricality of his rectum and realize where his head is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonhibby View Post
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    It's them schematics what done it, schematically speaking.

    Life was so much more simple for the simple yam when the only thing they had to think about is how much they owed to themselves.

    Father dougal must stay.
    Father Dougal! 😂 That's superb!

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    Find him more irritating than anything else. Tries so hard to be a little smart arse in all his interviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salt N Sauzee View Post
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    Find him more irritating than anything else. Tries so hard to be a little smart arse in all his interviews.
    I don't think there has ever been such a niaffish football manager.

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    His interviews remind of 'tests' at school, where you had to write a certain number of words on something you were meant to have read but hadn't.

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