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    Sneezing

    Why is it so enjoyable? 🤧


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Why is it so enjoyable? 🤧
    Depends on your age and pelvic floor condition.

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    Nothing beats a decent clear out. Especially when you have three or four breaths in first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfiembra View Post
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    Depends on your age and pelvic floor condition.
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    It's not? I hate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just_Jimmy View Post
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    It's not? I hate it.

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    Really? I'm surprised.

    I hate it when I feel one coming but it goes away before the sneeze arrives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Really? I'm surprised.

    I hate it when I feel one coming but it goes away before the sneeze arrives.
    Yeah total anti climax, I induce mines with a cotton bud. Was sneezing like mad when I had covid, Wife went bonkers as I pebble dashed the dug and the walls, very often 🫣

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Really? I'm surprised.

    I hate it when I feel one coming but it goes away before the sneeze arrives.
    I sneeze about 6 or 8 times and it's violent. I detest it.

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    It's a bit like sex, first the build up of tension and then release.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    It's a bit like sex, first the build up of tension and then release.
    Except the sex is over quicker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    It's a bit like sex, first the build up of tension and then release.
    Thought you meant that you usually need a hankie to clean it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Except the sex is over quicker.
    I’m very rarely left unsatisfied by a sneeze.
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    This could fall into the pet hate category for me but i find it infuriating that people can do small, non offensive, polite sneezes that don’t appear to require any clean up operation after.

    When I sneeze it’s from the toes and I’ve been known to almost put my back/shoulder out as I give it some welly. There’s snotters, spit everywhere and I have to take a bit time to recover after.

    Then my wife sneezes and it’s a little gentle ‘achoo’.

    Pisses me right off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bingo70 View Post
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    This could fall into the pet hate category for me but i find it infuriating that people can do small, non offensive, polite sneezes that don’t appear to require any clean up operation after.

    When I sneeze it’s from the toes and I’ve been known to almost put my back/shoulder out as I give it some welly. There’s snotters, spit everywhere and I have to take a bit time to recover after.

    Then my wife sneezes and it’s a little gentle ‘achoo’.

    Pisses me right off.
    I love a right good lung cleansing sneeze, surprised my bollox havent followed, theres time yet 🫣

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    Quote Originally Posted by bingo70 View Post
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    This could fall into the pet hate category for me but i find it infuriating that people can do small, non offensive, polite sneezes that don’t appear to require any clean up operation after.

    When I sneeze it’s from the toes and I’ve been known to almost put my back/shoulder out as I give it some welly. There’s snotters, spit everywhere and I have to take a bit time to recover after.

    Then my wife sneezes and it’s a little gentle ‘achoo’.

    Pisses me right off.
    An absolutely bursting for a pee and accompanying tsunami sneeze can be very challenging!

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    I can sneeze whenever I like. A wee pull on the nostril hairs and bless me.😁
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    Quote Originally Posted by bingo70 View Post
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    This could fall into the pet hate category for me but i find it infuriating that people can do small, non offensive, polite sneezes that don’t appear to require any clean up operation after.

    When I sneeze it’s from the toes and I’ve been known to almost put my back/shoulder out as I give it some welly. There’s snotters, spit everywhere and I have to take a bit time to recover after.

    Then my wife sneezes and it’s a little gentle ‘achoo’.

    Pisses me right off.
    I think we’re the lucky ones. Can’t be anything satisfying about those wee pathetic squeaky sneezes that some women perform?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    I think we’re the lucky ones. Can’t be anything satisfying about those wee pathetic squeaky sneezes that some women perform?!
    Are wee still talking about sneezing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    I think we’re the lucky ones. Can’t be anything satisfying about those wee pathetic squeaky sneezes that some women perform?!
    You know when you can literally feel your lungs wobbling that you have produced a world class sneeze. Anything less is amateur 🤣

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Are wee still talking about sneezing?
    That’s snot what we’re talking about anymore 😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    That’s snot what we’re talking about anymore 😁
    Then the game's a bogey.

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