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    In Chester, a person is permitted to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow, as long as he is inside the city walls after midnight.
    Except on a Sunday. Obviously...


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    The word "gullible" is not in the English Dictionary.
    Yes it is, I've just checked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greentinted View Post
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    In Chester, a person is permitted to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow, as long as he is inside the city walls after midnight.
    Except on a Sunday. Obviously...
    Same thing as York but, substitute Scotsman for Welshman.

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    Barry Norman never actually said "And why not?"
    This is how it feels

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    When Arthur Thomson signed for Hearts he threw away his Hibs scarf.

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    Andy Halliday could have won the cup but he ****ed it up.
    Less talk, more gifs. 21.05.16

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    The Cisco Kid's horse was called Diabolo
    Pancho's horse was called Loco
    Hopalong Cassidy's horse was called Topper
    The Range Rider"'s horse was called Rawhide
    Tonto's horse was called Scout
    Steptoe's horse was called Hercules

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    13 out of every 13 jambos are cheats

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    Andy Halliday could have won the cup but he ****ed it up.
    I heard this as well
    21.05.2016. I Was There.

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    In Iceland your last name is your fathers first name with son on the end or dottir if you're a girl.
    Because of this, the Icelandic national team used to have their first names on the back of their strips. This only changed in the run up to the recent Euros.

    Also, Icelandic phone books are organised around residence, first name and occupation.

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    Because of this, the Icelandic national team used to have their first names on the back of their strips. This only changed in the run up to the recent Euros.

    Also, Icelandic phone books are organised around residence, first name and occupation.
    Iceland has heated streets in the winter to stop them from freezing over and becoming slippery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperAllyMcleod View Post
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    Yes it is, I've just checked.
    Not sure if you had a woosh moment or are being serious.

    Air polution in china increases snow in californa, apparently.

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    Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveHFC View Post
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    Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.
    "If you discount the killings, Washington has a very low crime rate" - Mayor Marion Barry.

    Comforting to know that.

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    If you were a black widow you would pray for your wife to have a headache every night as the female black widow spider devours her mate after mating. She may be found to devour up to 20 mates in a day.
    Less talk, more gifs. 21.05.16

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    Not sure if you had a woosh moment or are being serious.

    Air polution in china increases snow in californa, apparently.
    How gullible do you have to be to believe that I actually looked it up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperAllyMcleod View Post
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    How gullible do you have to be to believe that I actually looked it up?
    Its hard to take the context of a response without a smiley

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    A quarter of the worlds Hazlenut production goes into making Nutella.

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    They say the Romans used urine as toothpaste.
    (Personally I think they're talking pi$h )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godsahibby View Post
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    A quarter of the worlds Hazlenut production goes into making Nutella.
    And i eat 98.45% of the nutella it makes... give or take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godsahibby View Post
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    A quarter of the worlds Hazlenut production goes into making Nutella.
    Gobsmacked.

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    If you stick the palm your hand on top of a lit candle after rubbing marmite into your palm it won't burn.
    "If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain
    an advantage, then he should be."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    If you stick the palm your hand on top of a lit candle after rubbing marmite into your palm it won't burn.
    Are you talking from experience?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    If you stick the palm your hand on top of a lit candle after rubbing marmite into your palm it won't burn.
    At long last, something worthwhile doing with Marmite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Are you talking from experience?
    Yes it's amazing, you smell the marmite heating up but no burning of the skin.
    "If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain
    an advantage, then he should be."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveHFC View Post
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    If you were a black widow you would pray for your wife to have a headache every night as the female black widow spider devours her mate after mating. She may be found to devour up to 20 mates in a day.
    Spideyslag

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    Hampden Park was once the biggest stadium in the world.

    Most stadia have their main stand on the west side of the pitch so the toffs don't get dazzled by the sun at 3 pm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lord bunberry View Post
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    Before oxygen was present on the earth the oceans were green.
    Oceans of what? What was H2O before there was any O?

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