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  1. 07-09-2016 02:51 PM #1
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    Cars & typecasting their drivers

    Just for a bit of fun ...

    Small Renaults/Fiats/Micras = Ditters

    Beamers = Show offs who own the road & are exempt from all speed restrictions

    Chelsea Tractors = A 'school bus' that goes either too slow or too fast depending on time left to get to school.
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    Over here audi drivers are way worse than bmw drivers. Even allowing for the over population of ****ers per capita and generally awful driving standards in NI they are visibly and annoyingly ever present on just about every journey i dare to endure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr White View Post
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    Over here audi drivers are way worse than bmw drivers. Even allowing for the over population of ****ers per capita and generally awful driving standards in NI they are visibly and annoyingly ever present on just about every journey i dare to endure.
    Us audi drivers are excellent drivers ill have you know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by superhibi1 View Post
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    Us audi drivers are excellent drivers ill have you know!
    The nordy ones aren't. Maybe it's a regional thing. Noneof them seem to be fitted with indicators but that could apply to a number of car manufacturers over here tbf.
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    Taxi = Unpredictable, aggressive road hogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Taxi = Unpredictable, aggressive road hogs.
    Didn't take long
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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  7. 08-09-2016 12:09 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Taxi = Unpredictable, aggressive road hogs.
    Especially these ones without indicators.
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    Honda Civic = worst drivers on the road!
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    4x4/Jeep Drivers think they own the road
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    Not so much the car as the driver..... Middle aged female executive types, in their 'power' suits (usually driving high end vw golfs or similar) are without doubt the most discourteous,pig ignorant welts ever to get behind a steering wheel.
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    People driving any sort of hire car. Some of the things you see out at the airport as they head up in their recently hired car, with absolutely no idea how to drive it is astounding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lord bunberry View Post
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    People driving any sort of hire car. Some of the things you see out at the airport as they head up in their recently hired car, with absolutely no idea how to drive it is astounding.
    I thought Hire Cars only went one speed. (And that's not slow).
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    Quote Originally Posted by lord bunberry View Post
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    People driving any sort of hire car. Some of the things you see out at the airport as they head up in their recently hired car, with absolutely no idea how to drive it is astounding.
    Heehee...saw this the other day....in the wrong lane, desperately kangarooing into the right lane, windscreen washers skooshing all over the place
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    Quote Originally Posted by brianmc View Post
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    Not so much the car as the driver..... Middle aged female executive types, in their 'power' suits (usually driving high end vw golfs or similar) are without doubt the most discourteous,pig ignorant welts ever to get behind a steering wheel.
    I had one of them in a white Merc behind me the other day. Oh, how I loved to ditter along in my small Renault
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    Audi drivers have taken over from BMW drivers as far as poor driving standards go.

    But worse than Audi drivers are those that wear hats. From little old ladies who dither to boy racers you can rest assured that if the driver in the car in front is wearing a hat it won't take long to wonder just how they passed their test.
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    People that move into the BMW lane on the motorway and only do 70mph, really gets my goat that.
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    Stolen Car = Mancunian - Manchester officially announced recently as stolen car capital of Britain...............................another title we've lost
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Stolen Car = Mancunian - Manchester officially announced recently as stolen car capital of Britain...............................another title we've lost
    Pfffft scousers and mancs might win in the volume stakes but compared to car crime in belfast you're amateurs. Here a car doesn't really count as properly stolen until its parked outside a police station packed full of explosives
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr White View Post
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    Pfffft scousers and mancs might win in the volume stakes but compared to car crime in belfast you're amateurs. Here a car doesn't really count as properly stolen until its parked outside a police station packed full of explosives
    Are you saying that it's only bangers that get stolen over there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr White View Post
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    Pfffft scousers and mancs might win in the volume stakes but compared to car crime in belfast you're amateurs. Here a car doesn't really count as properly stolen until its parked outside a police station packed full of explosives
    I'm in Belfast next weekend, I'll look out for them

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    Old teenagers who drive cars that have the loud exhaust effect.
    Utter utter bell ends.
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    Farm tractors that drive for miles and miles oblivious to the long tailback behind them. Grrrrrrrr!

    Add to that horse boxes!
    Last edited by snooky; 11-09-2016 at 07:10 PM.
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    People who drive Subaru Imprezas from the 1990's. That big bore exhaust sounds crap and please take that Colin McRae sticker off your back window as you were probably about six when he won his title (most of the drivers I see are in their twenties).

    People who have these mini boxing gloves hanging from their mirrors. Other drivers be like "Bruv, don't do it man, the guy is a fighter".
    In the real world I'm afraid that people just think you're trying to project a hard man image and are probably a dickhead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
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    People who drive Subaru Imprezas from the 1990's. That big bore exhaust sounds crap and please take that Colin McRae sticker off your back window as you were probably about six when he won his title (most of the drivers I see are in their twenties).

    People who have these mini boxing gloves hanging from their mirrors. Other drivers be like "Bruv, don't do it man, the guy is a fighter".
    In the real world I'm afraid that people just think you're trying to project a hard man image and are probably a dickhead.
    Saw a pair hanging in a Siver Merc with the Reg X BOXER on Friday, not sure if he was a hard man, dickhead or both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
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    People who drive Subaru Imprezas from the 1990's. That big bore exhaust sounds crap and please take that Colin McRae sticker off your back window as you were probably about six when he won his title (most of the drivers I see are in their twenties).

    People who have these mini boxing gloves hanging from their mirrors. Other drivers be like "Bruv, don't do it man, the guy is a fighter".
    In the real world I'm afraid that people just think you're trying to project a hard man image and are probably a dickhead.
    I hear what your saying about the McRae stickers. But the Paul walker stickers rip ones are way worse.


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    Quote Originally Posted by buktadays View Post
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    I hear what your saying about the McRae stickers. But the Paul walker stickers rip ones are way worse.


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    A guy in my street has got a Paul Walker sticker on his car. It says 'Dude I almost had you'

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    Quote Originally Posted by buktadays View Post
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    I hear what your saying about the McRae stickers. But the Paul walker stickers rip ones are way worse.


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    The white van man who doesn't pull over to the left after overtaking because there's someone away in the distance he wants to overtake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatecrasher View Post
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    Nurburgring Stickers in 1.2 Clio's

    The white van man who doesn't pull over to the left after overtaking because there's someone away in the distance he wants to overtake.
    Whatever happened to STP (nicknamed 'go faster') stickers?
    Anybody seen one on a vehicle these days?

    BTW, not sure but I think STP stood for "Standard Temperature Pressure"
    (Maybe should have put that in the "Utterly Useless Info" thread?)
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