He's Only A Poor Little Jambo

**~~doddsy~~** · 31-12-2015 10:50 AM

New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

**Since90+2** · 31-12-2015 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by doddsy

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New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he

Its a shame.

That's brutal.

**lyonhibs** · 31-12-2015 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by SunnyLeith

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That's brutal.

I always wonder what possesses people to apply their perceived lyrical gifts to football songs.

The results are, almost without exception, appalling.

**Thecat23** · 31-12-2015 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by SunnyLeith

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That's brutal.

😂 Don't hold back now!

**Colr** · 31-12-2015 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by lyonhibs

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I always wonder what possesses people to apply their perceived lyrical gifts to football songs.

The results are, almost without exception, appalling.

Reminds me that I saw this:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obit...-obituary.html

Sure there was a Hibs version but can't recall precisely.

**GreenArmy1875** · 31-12-2015 11:34 AM

We are Hibs we are fun we have Celtic on the run

**lyonhibs** · 31-12-2015 11:43 AM

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Reminds me that I saw this:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obit...-obituary.html

Sure there was a Hibs version but can't recall precisely.

Said Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the mental Hibees

Na na na etceteras

Unless I'm getting my tunes mixed up??

***Scouse Hibee*** · 31-12-2015 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by doddsy

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New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

Not for me thanks.

**merchiston** · 31-12-2015 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by doddsy

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New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

With all due respect I think my 3 year old grandson could do better than that.

***allezsauzee*** · 31-12-2015 02:53 PM

Was there not a similar song sung back in the early 80s? maybe earlier

**iwasthere1972** · 31-12-2015 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by doddsy

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New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

Not for me either. I agree that it's shocking.

**HUTCHYHIBBY** · 31-12-2015 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by lyonhibs

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I always wonder what possesses people to apply their perceived lyrical gifts to football songs.

The results are, almost without exception, appalling.

Very much this.

**Sir David Gray** · 31-12-2015 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by doddsy

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New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

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***BS44*** · 31-12-2015 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by allezsauzee

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Was there not a similar song sung back in the early 80s? maybe earlier

There was a song to the same tune for the one season wonder that was Willie Irvine, 20 odd goals 1983.

***Carheenlea*** · 31-12-2015 04:16 PM

Said Jambo stinks as much as the song itself

Still better than anything I can come up with though to be fair.

**CRAZYHIBBY** · 31-12-2015 04:56 PM

Thats a rank offering

**Waxy** · 31-12-2015 07:06 PM

His name is Willie Irvine
Hes known as the king of them all
When hes on the ball
We all shout for goal
Coz Willies the king of them all

Eh eh
Willie Irvine eh

Mind?

***bawheid*** · 31-12-2015 07:20 PM

Anybody penning a song about how smelly the jambos are gets the thumbs up from me.

**Pete** · 31-12-2015 07:28 PM

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It's only going to get better/worse (delete as appropriate) as the night goes on.

**Sir David Gray** · 31-12-2015 07:32 PM

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It's only going to get better/worse (delete as appropriate) as the night goes on.

Unfortunately the original post was made just before 12pm today.

**Thecat23** · 31-12-2015 08:33 PM

They shafted so many, poppies and all,
They have no shame even after their fall.

Horrible club with horrible fans,
Thrashing themselves over some bat called Anne.

Their time will come, when things will catch up,
And us all the Hibees will be laughing like ****! 😁👍🏼

I just wanted to add another piss poem since I'm doing nowt else tonight.

**~~Peevemor~~** · 31-12-2015 08:53 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jambos stink
And huns do too.

Aaayhankyaw!

**poolman** · 31-12-2015 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by doddsy

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New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

Jings WTF