Kris Boyd

[Mikeystewart]

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"I was chasing him all summer," - Gary Locke

[jacomo]

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Sorry about my last reply, hate when people have a go but ignore someone else who mentions the same as me but in a different way.

Have a go?! Hardly.

Boyd has had 2 stints at Killie and been pretty great both times. Now he's signed up for a 3rd.

Time will tell if he can still do the biz for them, but surely you can at least understand why some Killie fans would be happy?

[iwasthere1972]

Recent Stats

2010/11 season. 102 pies consumed
2011/12 season. 157 pies consumed
2012/13 season. 223 pies consumed
2013/14 season. 345 pies consumed
2014/15 season. 438 pies consumed

If he can get a good pre season behind him (visits to Greggs, Bells and Killie pies on his doorstep) then I can see no reason why he couldn't hit the 500 mark next season.

[Dashing Bob S]

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Recent Stats

2010/11 season. 102 pies consumed
2011/12 season. 157 pies consumed
2012/13 season. 223 pies consumed
2013/14 season. 345 pies consumed
2014/15 season. 438 pies consumed

If he can get a good pre season behind him (visits to Greggs, Bells and Killie pies on his doorstep) then I can see no reason why he couldn't hit the 500 mark next season.

I agree. If he can get some muppet to provide assists by standing in the queue to line them, then it could be his best season ever.

[iwasthere1972]

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I agree. If he can get some muppet to provide assists by standing in the queue to line them, then it could be his best season ever.

[SlickShoes]

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Nope, comes on here happy that a fat, dirty poor excuse for a forward has signed for his club, after the season Boyd had last year, I for one would not be delirious that he had came to my club.

Folk still wanted Riordan back at hibs when he had scored 2 goals in about 3 years.

If anything Boyd wasn't motivated at Rangers like he was at Killie the previous year, he went for the money, he got that money and now hes away back to Killie.

[J-C]

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Have a go?! Hardly.

Boyd has had 2 stints at Killie and been pretty great both times. Now he's signed up for a 3rd.

Time will tell if he can still do the biz for them, but surely you can at least understand why some Killie fans would be happy?

The guy was a joke of a player last season, fat, lazy and a dirty fouling Hun who scored 3 goals ( yes I'll say it again 3 goals ) in 31 games for Rangers, personally if it was my club, there's no way I'd want him anywhere near it and especially the youngsters, unless it was to teach them about being unfit and how to be a nasty viscous fouling get.

[J-C]

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Folk still wanted Riordan back at hibs when he had scored 2 goals in about 3 years.

If anything Boyd wasn't motivated at Rangers like he was at Killie the previous year, he went for the money, he got that money and now hes away back to Killie.

C'mon, I think the Riordan thing happens every transfer thread and it's now turned into a wee bit of a joke in recent times.

[Deansy]

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"I was chasing him all summer," - Gary Locke

Never thought the Kiliie-pie sales-figures would need a boost - they've won awards haven't they ??. Either way, master-stroke by locke as with that fat-******, the figures will rocket !!

[iwasthere1972]

When I heard that Kris Boyd had secured a three year contract I thought it was with Vodafone. Nice wee iphone 6.

[Waxy]

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"I was chasing him all summer," - Gary Locke

All summer? Surely has to be taking the p.

[emerald green]

Boyd is finished. No way has he got three years left in him at the top level. I can't see him starting every game next season.

Heard him on the news earlier having a real go at Dave (the glib and shameless liar) King, so maybe the fat b****** isn't all bad.

[iwasthere1972]

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All summer? Surely has to be taking the p.

What he forgot to mention is that Boyd was in the back of a moving Greggs van scoffing the merchandise.

[silverhibee]

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Slower than a week in the jail . Never hit double figures with sevco last season . I'll bet you my 9000 v buttons he won't . Lol

GGTTH

3 goals in 31 appearances, that must be Boydy's worst return in a season while playing pro football, FFS, Deek had a better season than him and played a 1/3rd less games, I'll say it was a blip at the new club because, i seen some really bad misses from Boyd that you would expect him to put away easily last season, but i think he will come good again for Killie this season and will go back to normal service and bang the goals in for them, lets be honest here, Boyd has never been the quickest player at any point in his career but he is the SPL all time top goal scorer, because he is always in the right positions/places for these tap ins/headers that he gets and he hasn't lost that, he was getting chances last season but it just wasn't happening for him for some reason, no pressure on him at Killie and I'll take that buttons bet he does.

[reservoir hibee]

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It becomes harder the older you become to keep losing weight and getting fit. He won't be as good for killie this time round in my opinion. What he can do is go back to the decent enough bloke he was when at rugby Park when last there instead of the horrible fat twat he becomes when he pulls on that despicable jersey.

[silverhibee]

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The guy was a joke of a player last season, fat, lazy and a dirty fouling Hun who scored 3 goals ( yes I'll say it again 3 goals ) in 31 games for Rangers, personally if it was my club, there's no way I'd want him anywhere near it and especially the youngsters, unless it was to teach them about being unfit and how to be a nasty viscous fouling get.

Or he could teach the youngsters how to put the ball in the back of the net, yes he had a bad season last one but he just hasn't lost that technique to score goals and will be a good addition for Killie next season, done all his coaching badges and has been training Killie under 18s for a while, and believe it or not J-C, when away from the huns the guy is a decent bloke.

[J-C]

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Or he could teach the youngsters how to put the ball in the back of the net, yes he had a bad season last one but he just hasn't lost that technique to score goals and will be a good addition for Killie next season, done all his coaching badges and has been training Killie under 18s for a while, and believe it or not J-C, when away from the huns the guy is a decent bloke.

I know he is SH, just hated seeing his ugly puss last season, always moaning, girning and elbowing people off the ball, don't know who to hate more last season, him or McCulloch.

[silverhibee]

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I know he is SH, just hated seeing his ugly puss last season, always moaning, girning and elbowing people off the ball, don't know who to hate more last season, him or McCulloch.

Go for McCulloch bud as he is grade A tosser of the highest order bud, made a fortune from the huns and was just a thug, Boyd was also a bit of a thug to but he added by scoring plenty of goals for them, apart from last season mind you

[Bad Martini]

Former killie player, former hun, now present killie player.

Cannae say I give a rat's ass what he does. Though you can bet, it's "not too much" (as per his radio interview this morning) when he confirmed he didn't need to do much other than score as that's "his job". Fair dues, he's right...no need to become an all round player.............wait a minute

Anyways, nuff cheap shots at fat Boydy...

...as ye were, paggering over an ex-killie/ex-hun/whogivesone

[Geo_1875]

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Kris Boyd

Going back to Killie 

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Let's rap this one out:

"You got Free Willy
Back at Killie
If you gonna ask me well the whole thing's silly..."

This one's better

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

I believe Boyd was all set to sign for Hearts until he found out Malones bakers was closing down.

[Bostonhibby]

Whats he doing hanging about with Liz MacDonald in Coronation Street?

[iwasthere1972]

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Whats he doing hanging about with Liz MacDonald in Coronation Street?

Poker.

[Bostonhibby]

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Poker.

No thanks