The Official Snack Based Transfer Deadline Day Thread:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Morning all.

I've had an absolute Terry Butcher of a morning. Left everything to the last minute and ultimately failed. Blew my load at the races yesterday, drank on an empty stomach until midnight and I'm now sat staring at the wallpaper in silence.

However, it's how we react to adversity that defines us as people. I'm here now.

Snack list to follow. Right now I need an Eartha Kitt and a strong coffee.

Over to you booing lot.

[LancsHibs]

Morning ablutions complete, settling down to SSN with a large tub of twiglets and box of maltesers

[Bostonhibby]

Does half a dozen pints of real ale at lunchtime get me into this select group this time round? In case it helps we will probably have the left over roast potatoes that chef throws out to us after the kitchen shuts at two.

Expecting us to pay Heff to walkand maybe a few loans out but no other activity. The big team will make the last minute big money signings.

[HibbyAndy]

Kleenex by the side awaiting on the arrival of Natalie big chebs Sawyer.

[rcarter1]

Terry Butcher of a morning..

Whats worse, a Terry Butcher, or Maurice Malpas?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Ablutions.

Congratulations. You have just won the internet. Fantastic word.

[LancsHibs]

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Ablutions.

Congratulations. You have just won the internet. Fantastic word.

[ManBearPig]

Leftovers from super bowl party and a new bottle of decent whisky should do it!!

Don't expect any Hibs business but hopefully Sissoko stays at Newcastle..

[Don Giovanni]

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Leftovers from super bowl party and a new bottle of decent whisky should do it!!

Don't expect any Hibs business but hopefully Sissoko stays at Newcastle..

Amazed your up, mate. Good effort!

Think it'll be a quiet yin on the Hibs front.
Maybe Gateshead will loan a couple more Toon youngsters.

GGTTH

[jacomo]

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Amazed your up, mate. Good effort!

Think it'll be a quiet yin on the Hibs front.
Maybe Gateshead will loan a couple more Toon youngsters.

GGTTH

Unlikely to be much Hibs interest today, but perhaps a fire sale at Ibrox will reduce Jim White to unstoppable fits of blubbing before the night is out?

Could be the last 'Arry Redknapp TDD too, so I hope his chat about bodies through car windows is up to the task.

[worcesterhibby]

Unsurprisingly hard to get really excited about January deadline day this year, especially as it's February .

This ridiculous sensible early signings policy that Dempster and Stubbs have brought in may be good for the football on the park, but why has no one considered the wider cultural implications ?? It never would have happened when Petrie was in charge !

Anyway..trying my best to muster up a typical exiled Scots parochial and clichéd tableful of consumables:

Tunnocks teacakes (only 5 in box as son nicked one last night)
M&S All Butter Shortbread Tin 650g - Stags in Mist artwork on tin (left over Christmas present from Mother in Law)
4 cans Crabbies
4 Cans Irn Bru
1 bottle Innis & Gunn Hand Crafted Ale
depressingly crap amount of Highland Park in bottle that lost it's lid at New Years party and now has tin foil covering
10 pack of Space Raiders (ok not made in in Scotland, but if Leith ever get's it's own NFL Franchise that's what I want the team to be called)

I'll never last on that lot without a bacon roll or six

[jacomo]

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Unsurprisingly hard to get really excited about January deadline day this year, especially as it's February .

This ridiculous sensible early signings policy that Dempster and Stubbs have brought in may be good for the football on the park, but why has no one considered the wider cultural implications ?? It never would have happened when Petrie was in charge !

Anyway..trying my best to muster up a typical exiled Scots parochial and clichéd tableful of consumables:

Tunnocks teacakes (only 5 in box as son nicked one last night)
M&S All Butter Shortbread Tin 650g - Stags in Mist artwork on tin (left over Christmas present from Mother in Law)
4 cans Crabbies
4 Cans Irn Bru
1 bottle Innis & Gunn Hand Crafted Ale
depressingly crap amount of Highland Park in bottle that lost it's lid at New Years party and now has tin foil covering
10 pack of Space Raiders (ok not made in in Scotland, but if Leith ever get's it's own NFL Franchise that's what I want the team to be called)

I'll never last on that lot without a bacon roll or six

Pretty decent flag-waving there, I'd say. Make sure you go for classic white morning rolls for that authentic Scottish flavour, and stick a slice or three in with the bacon if you can find them. Or maybe a white pudding?

[ManBearPig]

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Amazed your up, mate. Good effort!

Think it'll be a quiet yin on the Hibs front.
Maybe Gateshead will loan a couple more Toon youngsters.

GGTTH

Yeah yesterday consisted of currie star v Spartans 2002s then Andy Murray then the infirm (less said about that the better) an afternoon of madden ps4 then Super Bowl and quick sleep and now TDD on sky sports. Still got case of bud, bottle of whisky, skittles, recces pieces and dortitos. May the chaos commence

[Sylar]

This falls on a hellish day - rough after the Superbowl celebrations last night so snackage has been either consumed or in limited remaining supply...

I.V. coffee required to combat the sleep deprivation!

Incidentally, what's this?! The Sawyer/White dream-team has been broken up?!

[Onion]

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Morning all.

I've had an absolute Terry Butcher of a morning. Left everything to the last minute and ultimately failed. Blew my load at the races yesterday, drank on an empty stomach until midnight and I'm now sat staring at the wallpaper in silence.

However, it's how we react to adversity that defines us as people. I'm here now.

Snack list to follow. Right now I need an Eartha Kitt and a strong coffee.

Over to you booing lot.

[Hermit Crab]

Gutted, I'm going to miss all the fun. Working at 3.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Update - I'm hanging by a tack.

[Hermit Crab]

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Update - I'm hanging by a tack.

Snip it.

[stokesmessiah]

My completed snack list:

Dry Goods

1 x Multipack of McCoys (Sizzling King Prawn, Mexican Chilli & Thai Sweet Chicken)
1 x Large bag of Randoms
1 X Bag of Squidgee Love Hearts
1 x Packet of Fig Rolls
1 X 4 pack of Toffee Crisp's

Wet Goods

8 x Stella
8 x Diet Coke
1 x Bottle of Jack Daniels


Should get me through the day !

[Pedantic_Hibee]

2x Quavers
3x Frazzles
1x Fish and Chips (crisps)
1x box of Cadburys fingers.
1x can of coke.

This is breakfast. My trip to the shops has been delayed as I'm absolutely buckled right now.

[KingFranck]

Keep them coming lads I love this day/night

Newcastle better not flog anyone tonight

Need to stock up on some snacks on the way home but will take my pick from what all you guys are having. Dry roasted peanuts to finish off

[HibbyAndy]

Am away tae the Post office to top up on my Gas and ill make sure i swing by Greggs for a Chicken tandoori Baguette on the way hame, Might get a Vanilla slice tae then over the road to Lidl's for 4 cans of Fosters.

[ManBearPig]

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Keep them coming lads I love this day/night

Newcastle better not flog anyone tonight

Need to stock up on some snacks on the way home but will take my pick from what all you guys are having. Dry roasted peanuts to finish off

Keeping sissoko is paramount

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Just about to visit the local Asian grocers to invest in a cornucopia of Bobby's Snacks, a tub of Mrs Unis' chicken pakora and a couple of cans of Barr's American Cream Soda.

[MSK]

Im on a diet ..just gonna nibble on a carrot for the next umpteen hours ..

[sleeping giant]

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Im on a diet ..just gonna nibble on a carrot for the next umpteen hours ..

I'm much the same only I'm munching on a whole chorizo sausage

[Danderhall Hibs]

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I'm much the same only I'm munching on a whole chorizo sausage

Is that a euphemism?

[sleeping giant]

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Is that a euphemism?

Nope. It's from Lidl

[CockneyRebel]

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Is that a euphemism?

No, it's not a musical instrument (that's a euphonium)

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

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I'm much the same only I'm munching on a whole chorizo sausage

Not much better in life than a whole chorizo sausage