Ugliest footballers

***Hibernia&Alba*** · 23-10-2014 06:47 AM

I'm sure this topic must have been done before, but I haven't seen it during my time on the forum. Who are the ugliest players you can recall? I'm not picking on Le Tissier, but I mentioned him in the lazy thread and I'm afraid must nominate him in the ugly thread. He was a terrific player and has that consolation. Some are just ugly and pish.

Off the top of my head: Beardsley, Iain Dowie, Ribery, Davie Dodds, Martin Keown, Eric Gates, David Hopkin, Carlos Cuellar, Jim Leighton, Le Tissier.

Who else has a coupon only a mother could love, and who would you nominate as Hibs' ugliest player?

**heretoday** · 23-10-2014 07:09 AM

At last a sensible thread. St Johnstone had a left back in the 60s called Alex Coburn of whom the enclosure wags would say "had a face only a mother could love". Our own Benny Brazil was no oil painting in stark contrast to his teammate Georgie Best.

***Viva_Palmeiras*** · 23-10-2014 07:14 AM

I think the last time this kind of thread attracted a bullying tag so I'll go for the Barnets 11.

Hateley
Pousset
Eskilsson
Hurlock

and Brolin (dude look like a lady)

***Hibernia&Alba*** · 23-10-2014 07:20 AM

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I think the last time this kind of thread attracted a bullying tag so I'll go for the Barnets 11.

Hateley
Pousset
Eskilsson
Hurlock

and Brolin (dude look like a lady)

Bullying? What's wrong with booking a player for being ugly? ;-)

**Greentinted** · 23-10-2014 07:21 AM

No words required...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...-moyes-2646553

***Hibernia&Alba*** · 23-10-2014 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Greentinted

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No words required...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...-moyes-2646553

Wow

:-D

***Off the bar*** · 23-10-2014 07:45 AM

Carlos Tevez he's got a face that would make an onion cry

***Hibernia&Alba*** · 23-10-2014 07:50 AM

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Carlos Tevez he's got a face that would make an onion cry

:-D

A coupon that would make a saint swear.

***Craig_HFC*** · 23-10-2014 07:56 AM

Ian Dowie has a face like a dropped pie.

**Bunter** · 23-10-2014 08:12 AM

Davie Dodds - Elephant Man
http://www.afcheritage.org/Team/Imag...7-88_Dodds.jpg

***Keith_M*** · 23-10-2014 08:18 AM

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I'm sure this topic must have been done before, but I haven't seen it during my time on the forum. ..........

21st August - 2014.

http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?2...gly+footballer

Maybe you could try what I did and use the Search Function

**DAVE1875** · 23-10-2014 08:28 AM

Luis Suarez, think the best quote I've heard about him is "he could eat an orange through a tennis racket"

***Hibernia&Alba*** · 23-10-2014 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by keekaboo

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21st August - 2014.

http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?2...gly+footballer

Maybe you could try what I did and use the Search Function

Fair point, sir, and I must admit I didn't think of it.

***Keith_M*** · 23-10-2014 08:44 AM

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Fair point, sir, and I must admit I didn't think of it.

Glad to be of assistance

***California-Hibs*** · 23-10-2014 09:47 AM

Serious guys? 14 posts and no ones mentioned that ugly Jambo fud Steve Fulton?!?! Hang your heads in shame!

***Scorrie*** · 23-10-2014 09:52 AM

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Serious guys? 14 posts and no ones mentioned that ugly Jambo fud Steve Fulton?!?! Hang your heads in shame!

Absolutely. No contest. Face like a bulldog licking pish off a thistle

***Posh Swanny*** · 23-10-2014 10:01 AM

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Luis Suarez, think the best quote I've heard about him is "he could eat an orange through a tennis racket"

"could eat an apple through a letterbox" is another good one for the dentally oversubscribed.

**Bill Milne** · 23-10-2014 10:07 AM

A toss up between Benny and Davie Dodds.

***Hibernia&Alba*** · 23-10-2014 10:56 AM

Who can forget former Coventry goalie Steve Ogrizovic? Now that's ugly.

**HoboHarry** · 23-10-2014 10:58 AM

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"could eat an apple through a letterbox" is another good one for the dentally oversubscribed.

My favourite is "could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence"

**~~BOB MARLEYS DUG~~** · 23-10-2014 11:08 AM

Neil Lennon.

**GreensesArab** · 23-10-2014 12:22 PM

Willie Pettigrew.

Started his career at Hibs but was just too ugly to break into the first team.

***duffers*** · 23-10-2014 12:38 PM

Kevin Kyle

**Slope** · 23-10-2014 01:02 PM

This is the kind of thread that I find cruel, insensitive and lacking in wit. That anyone thinks it is worth generating this insulting dross in order to try and get a very cheap laugh beggars belief. Does anyone think this thread will be hidden from those referred to, or their families? Treasured family memories get trampled, yet it is thought to be worth it! Not by me anyway, and I thought this forum was also above that. Also for the record, I have no connection whatsoever with anyone mentioned. I just think this thread is a disgrace.

***HibbyAndy*** · 23-10-2014 01:27 PM

Phil Jones has the face only a mother would love.

Luka Modric is one ugly duckling that the tide wouldn't even take oot !

***Craig_HFC*** · 23-10-2014 01:43 PM

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This is the kind of thread that I find cruel, insensitive and lacking in wit. That anyone thinks it is worth generating this insulting dross in order to try and get a very cheap laugh beggars belief. Does anyone think this thread will be hidden from those referred to, or their families? Treasured family memories get trampled, yet it is thought to be worth it! Not by me anyway, and I thought this forum was also above that. Also for the record, I have no connection whatsoever with anyone mentioned. I just think this thread is a disgrace.

Cheer up, Stevie. You weren't actually booked for being ugly; it was only a song.