And here it is..............The Debatably Relevant Transfer Deadline Day Thread:

[nonshinyfinish]

A camp Victor Meldrew has joined the Stoke fans.

Why? Why does it matter?

[One Day Soon]

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No TDD thread is complete without me posting my obligatory picture of adult star Hitomi Tanaka.

By God I would commit unspeakable crimes if left alone with her for a matter of minutes...............

I know it isn't where my focus should be but what is the pink, um, 'tissue' in the background?

[nonshinyfinish]

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I know it isn't where my focus should be but what is the pink, um, 'tissue' in the background?

That's our protagonist, Pedantic, sneaking into the shot.

[hibbydog]

Stoke fans wi a 'devil dug' in a strip.

Natalie sawyers looking ****ing tremendous

Jim white pishing his pants with excitement

Vintage deadline day stuff

[HibeeHendo]

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By God I would commit unspeakable crimes if left alone with her for a matter of minutes...............


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[frazeHFC]

That old boy at Stoke reminded me so much of Herbert from Family Guy. You can tell he saw all the young lads on the tele so got himself down there asap.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

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I know it isn't where my focus should be but what is the pink, um, 'tissue' in the background?

[Mon Dieu4]

Harry Rednapp doing business in his hotel room is not a thought i wanted placed in my head

[JohnStephens91]

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For a top psychotherapist, there's a career's worth of material in this post alone.

I am a twisted individual with deep rooted problems. Unfortunately that means I have to board the next train to Stoke.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

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Any good?

Aye, its certainly got some potential.

[Thecat23]

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Here you, what's the story?

Are we getting any more transfer satisfaction?

Sorry I have man flu so right now I'm a man down! Fitness of Forde wasn't what we expected so looks like he's sent back. I'd say it's all over now mate.

[JohnStephens91]

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That old boy at Stoke reminded me so much of Herbert from Family Guy. You can tell he saw all the young lads on the tele so got himself down there asap.

[Hermit Crab]

I want to go to bed after being dayshift for the last 3 weeks. Don't want to miss the excitement though.

[nonshinyfinish]

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Sorry I have man flu so right now I'm a man down! Fitness of Forde wasn't what we expected so looks like he's sent back. I'd say it's all over now mate.

Cheers.

Hope you're wrong but.

[One Day Soon]

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Now that we've had Hitomi - and one or two of us seem to have taken that literally - what TDD thread traditions remain unfulfilled?

[Danderhall Hibs]

Did anyone hear talksport at about 530 tonight? The boy taking the piss out of the Chelsea fans standing outside the ground - he was making up names and asking what they thought of them.

Obviously the boys outside knew how good these proposed signings were and were delighted to let everyone know how the boy has pace and a cracking left foot etc.

[Sergey]

Just been told that Dundee have signed Sean Bonnett Johnson from Billericay Town of the Ryman Premier League.

FACT

[Danderhall Hibs]

Oh and do you boys really eat as much as you claim or is it a joke I've missed?

[Thecat23]

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Cheers.

Hope you're wrong but.

No it's defo flu mate!!!!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

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Oh and do you boys really eat as much as you claim or is it a joke I've missed?

You calling me a liar?

[nonshinyfinish]

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Did anyone hear talksport at about 530 tonight? The boy taking the piss out of the Chelsea fans standing outside the ground - he was making up names and asking what they thought of them.

Obviously the boys outside knew how good these proposed signings were and were delighted to let everyone know how the boy has pace and a cracking left foot etc.

Saw this on the Grauniad website - the guy was throwing in names like Win Nowt, and some Chelsea fan's going 'yeah, I watch a bit of Dutch football, he's an imposing player'.

I like to think that Edwin De Graaf started out as an internet prank.

[One Day Soon]

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Oh and do you boys really eat as much as you claim or is it a joke I've missed?

It isn't a day or a thread for the faint of stomach. The scran guzzling is half the fun. It has to be said though I'm now on the fully liquid part of the day's diet.

Still without a functioning khasi......

[nonshinyfinish]

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Now that we've had Hitomi - and one or two of us seem to have taken that literally - what TDD thread traditions remain unfulfilled?

Somebody tearing the arse out of a Lindt chocolate bunny?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

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Now that we've had Hitomi - and one or two of us seem to have taken that literally - what TDD thread traditions remain unfulfilled?

Can't think of anything that we've yet to cover. After tonight's thread has been wrapped up I'll most likely head to the Vault to re-read the inaugural TDD thread which was pretty much a laugh-a-minute!

[Mon Dieu4]

They just showed Rod at the Emirates, wonder who else we are trying to get

[JohnStephens91]

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Oh and do you boys really eat as much as you claim or is it a joke I've missed?

Feel free to check my stool in the morning. Or you can just have a look in my bin. Your call really.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

What's everyone's thoughts on the 500ml cans of Irn-Bru?

I'm in turmoil here. It's a good price and you get value for your penny but I can't help feeling that it's just too much. At least with the bottle topped 500ml version you can save some for later. Yet here I am, absolutely burst and I've got half a can left. Absolutely furious right now.

[nonshinyfinish]

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Feel free to check my stool in the morning. Or you can just have a look in my bin. Your call really.

At One Day Soon's house you can do both simultaneously.

[Macaroon]

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What's everyone's thoughts on the 500ml cans of Irn-Bru?

I'm in turmoil here. It's a good price and you get value for your penny but I can't help feeling that it's just too much. At least with the bottle topped 500ml version you can save some for later. Yet here I am, absolutely burst and I've got half a can left. Absolutely furious right now.

They ran tests. It's almost 23% more patriotic to buy the can.

[nonshinyfinish]

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What's everyone's thoughts on the 500ml cans of Irn-Bru?

I'm in turmoil here. It's a good price and you get value for your penny but I can't help feeling that it's just too much. At least with the bottle topped 500ml version you can save some for later. Yet here I am, absolutely burst and I've got half a can left. Absolutely furious right now.

The proportions of a 330 mL can are flawless. Regardless of bladder issues, the big cans just don't look right.