Mcpake song

**Green Cabbage 7** · 04-07-2012 09:48 PM

To we will rock you!
mcpake our man! a big man today! He's got blood on his face! He's no disgrace he'll put the jambos back in there place! Singing mcpake will mcpake will rock you!

***nonshinyfinish*** · 04-07-2012 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Green Cabbage 7

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To we will rock you!
mcpake our man! a big man today! He's got blood on his face! He's no disgrace he'll put the jambos back in there place! Singing mcpake will mcpake will rock you!

Sorry, but no.

**JohnStephens91** · 04-07-2012 09:58 PM

He's big, he's strong, he's got a massive dong, James McPake, James McPake!

**Cocaine&Caviar** · 04-07-2012 10:01 PM

He won't fall, for a sausage roll
He won't shake, for a steak bake
He's not on the dole, our hearts he stole
The one and only, McPake!

**Hail Hail 96** · 04-07-2012 10:10 PM

jaaaaaaaaaaaames mckpake...jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames mckpake.......pretty easy

***One Day Soon*** · 04-07-2012 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Green Cabbage 7

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To we will rock you!
mcpake our man! a big man today! He's got blood on his face! He's no disgrace he'll put the jambos back in there place! Singing mcpake will mcpake will rock you!

God no.

**JohnStephens91** · 04-07-2012 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Hail Hail 96

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jaaaaaaaaaaaames mckpake...jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames mckpake.......pretty easy

He deserves something more elaborate, like Jones had his song, McPake needs his own one too

***Hermit Crab*** · 04-07-2012 10:26 PM

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To we will rock you!
mcpake our man! a big man today! He's got blood on his face! He's no disgrace he'll put the jambos back in there place! Singing mcpake will mcpake will rock you!

Oh dear. Looked in at the local tonight did we? ;)

**Kaiser_Sauzee** · 04-07-2012 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by green cabbage 7

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to we will rock you!
Mcpake our man! A big man today! He's got blood on his face! He's no disgrace he'll put the jambos back in there place! Singing mcpake will mcpake will rock you!

Laugh Out Loud

**Number69** · 04-07-2012 10:43 PM

Maybe 7 is his age??

***Hibbyradge*** · 04-07-2012 10:46 PM

James McPake, superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra.

Er...

**JohnStephens91** · 04-07-2012 10:47 PM

McPake is for the ladies
McPake is for the guys
He is so attractive
Like **** is to the flies

***jws1875*** · 05-07-2012 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Salt & Sauzee

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He's big, he's strong, he's got a massive dong, James McPake, James McPake!

Winner right here, the man would be impressed himself

**~~Hibercelona~~** · 05-07-2012 12:21 AM

He signed for Hibs
He's so sublime
He'll be a cult hero
When he reaches his prime

Make no mistake
He'll score a few
He'll put his head and heart on the line
And he'll come through

(And he will go on and on and on and on)

He is a champion, my friend
And he'll keep on fighting till the end
He is a champion!
He is a champion!
Done watching losers
Cause he is a champion

Of our club....

He'll take a bow
While we cheer him on
He'll bring us goals and glory and everything that goes with it
He'll make us strong

He'll bring us the good times
We'll feel no more blues
He'll make us a threat to the whole Scottish League
And we'll never lose

(And he will go on and on and on and on)

He is a champion, my friend
And he'll keep on fighting till the end
He is a champion!
He is a champion!
Done watching losers
Cause we have a champion

At our club....

**frazeHFC** · 05-07-2012 12:28 AM

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To we will rock you!
mcpake our man! a big man today! He's got blood on his face! He's no disgrace he'll put the jambos back in there place! Singing mcpake will mcpake will rock you!

Originally Posted by Salt & Sauzee

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He's big, he's strong, he's got a massive dong, James McPake, James McPake!

Originally Posted by Hail Hail 96

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jaaaaaaaaaaaames mckpake...jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames mckpake.......pretty easy

Originally Posted by Salt & Sauzee

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He deserves something more elaborate, like Jones had his song, McPake needs his own one too

Good thing with Jaaaaaaaames McPaaaaaaaaaaake is it is sung VERY loud.

**aussie_hibee** · 05-07-2012 02:03 AM

To the tune of can't take my eyes off of you.

Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do doooooooo
Oh James McPake
you are the love of my life
Oh James McPake
I'd let you sleep with my wife
Oh James McPake
We all want shaved heads too...!

***cocopops1875*** · 05-07-2012 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by Green Cabbage 7

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To we will rock you!
mcpake our man! a big man today! He's got blood on his face! He's no disgrace he'll put the jambos back in there place! Singing mcpake will mcpake will rock you!

Alright I realise you have been on the end of a kicking for thinking up a song (and I agree that big James deserves his own song) but my main issue is your effort doesn't actually scan from the original, by this I mean you appear to have missed out "playing in the streets, gonna take on the world someday" part so right off the bat its a shambles. So for that reason I cant take you through to the live finals of McPake Idol

***cocopops1875*** · 05-07-2012 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by aussie_hibee

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To the tune of can't take my eyes off of you.

Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do doooooooo
Oh James McPake
you are the love of my life
Oh James McPake
I'd let you sleep with my wife
Oh James McPake
We all want shaved heads too...!

And no (this is one of my favorite non hibs football songs) it seems rather forced and ripped off, just sayin

**JeMeSouviens** · 05-07-2012 08:51 AM

For goodness sake, we've got the Hibby James McPake ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR61UVA3gZk

***Kojock*** · 05-07-2012 09:03 AM

To Jake The Peg by Rolf Harris

Hes Jake McPake, deedle eedle eedle um,
No prisoners does he take, deedle eedle eedle um,
He hates the Celts, he hates the Huns,
He hates Hearts too cause they are sc*m:
Hes Jake McPake, deedle eedle eedle um,
He disnae use Fake Bake, deedle eedle eedle um.

**aussie_hibee** · 05-07-2012 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by cocopops1875

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And no (this is one of my favorite non hibs football songs) it seems rather forced and ripped off, just sayin

Thank you for your comments Mr Cowell. Of course it sounds ripped off, it's different words to an existing tune. Secondly, forced? Whit? Other teams have used this tune and the beauty is, it just keeps going. Finally, can we have your suggestion as well as list of all the songs we can't use because you like the original?

**frazeHFC** · 05-07-2012 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by aussie_hibee

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To the tune of can't take my eyes off of you.

Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do doooooooo
Oh James McPake
you are the love of my life
Oh James McPake
I'd let you sleep with my wife
Oh James McPake
We all want shaved heads too...!

Eoin Doyle version is much better.

**CRAZYHIBBY** · 05-07-2012 10:29 AM

How about

Ooh ahh jake mcpake.ooh ahh jake mcpake..

Personally I think its a winner due to the sheer effort used constructing it

***Pedantic_Hibee*** · 05-07-2012 10:35 AM

Even with a certain James McPake,
It's no enough when ref Thomson's on the take.

**Hibby Gav** · 05-07-2012 10:40 AM

It's a shame the Eurovison song contest has past...some real contenders here !

***cocopops1875*** · 05-07-2012 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by aussie_hibee

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Thank you for your comments Mr Cowell. Of course it sounds ripped off, it's different words to an existing tune. Secondly, forced? Whit? Other teams have used this tune and the beauty is, it just keeps going. Finally, can we have your suggestion as well as list of all the songs we can't use because you like the original?

"we all want shaved heads too" = forced and forcing an extra syllable out of the James McPake to make it fit is also forced, no problems ;-) my last contribution was the john Collins classic "he's had the same haircut for decades now" to the tune of the views same jeans. It was not critically acclaimed however I do have some previous in this field and am not afraid to share.

***BS44*** · 05-07-2012 11:18 AM

James McPake, James McPake, Hibs captain
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.

I hope this isn't Cocopops favourite nursery rhyme!

***cocopops1875*** · 05-07-2012 12:37 PM

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James McPake, James McPake, Hibs captain
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.

I hope this isn't Cocopops favourite nursery rhyme!

Nah the pc brigade did away with my favorite a few years ago :-)

**ShanksSaidNo** · 05-07-2012 01:09 PM

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To we will rock you!
mcpake our man! a big man today! He's got blood on his face! He's no disgrace he'll put the jambos back in there place! Singing mcpake will mcpake will rock you!

This effort has left me feeling very cross.