Nutsy's first session

[Mickey Edwards]

So how do you think the cones will be set out today ?.........possession, sprints, gym work, shooting, set plays ??

........or just a massive game of 20 a side with the youth team involved , first to 30 goals the winner.....what would you do ?

[Keith_M]

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So how do you think the cones will be set out today ?.........possession, sprints, gym work, shooting, set plays ??

........or just a massive game of 20 a side with the youth team involved , first to 30 goals the winner.....what would you do ?

A swimming race for the first team, in the zoo beside the crocodiles.

[Andy74]

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So how do you think the cones will be set out today ?.........possession, sprints, gym work, shooting, set plays ??

........or just a massive game of 20 a side with the youth team involved , first to 30 goals the winner.....what would you do ?

Sand dunes til they all puke their weekend bevvy.

[Groathillgrump]

Intensive training sessions on how to defend properly should be his first priority!

[The_Exile]

Boot every single one of them in the baws full force then shout at them in an army sergeant major tone "AHM THE F****** DADDY NOW AWRIGHT?" Then proceed to empty the jakeys and general bad influences on the team a la Mowbray with Brebner, no matter how well liked they are with the support, stamp your authority on the team straight away, no messing.

[CyberSauzee]

Nutsy's working on a new formation to help us start keeping clean sheets and build from the back. I heard it's a 10-0-0 when we're defending, reverting to an 8-1-1 when we have possession. He'll have us flying up the league in no time.

[Mickey Edwards]

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Boot every single one of them in the baws full force then shout at them in an army sergeant major tone "AHM THE F****** DADDY NOW AWRIGHT?" Then proceed to empty the jakeys and general bad influences on the team a la Mowbray with Brebner, no matter how well liked they are with the support, stamp your authority on the team straight away, no messing.

I agree ; a nice arm-round -the -shoulder approach often pays dividends

[blackpoolhibs]

I heard the cones were set up in a 4-4-2 formation, and are leading 3-0 at half time.

[johnrebus]

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Nutsy's working on a new formation to help us start keeping clean sheets and build from the back. I heard it's a 10-0-0 when we're defending, reverting to an 8-1-1 when we have possession. He'll have us flying up the league in no time.

Who let Levein in to our training ground, thats what I'd like to know?

[DAVE1875]

Dock the wages of all that played in the game on Saturday. Then threaten to continue docking wages until they decide to pull their finger out and play at the level they are expected. If they threaten to leave, simply ask "Who will want you if you continue playing as rubbish as you have?"

[woodyloon]

I hope his first question was to ask any player who does not want to be there to go home, and the ones who stay should then be offered 30% of there wages guaranteed and the rest paid only if they win or draw or even a more realistic offer would be if they could just try and look like professional football players, and not some bunch of Sunday pub league players.

Then he should arrange a game against the under 19's and whatever team win becomes the 1st team squad. (my money would be on the under 19's winning comfortably)

[Franck is God]

I hope they are made to watch DVD's of the last few games and have everything they did wrong pointed out to them and what they will be working on going forward to improve things

Then some serious fitness conditioning has to be done while the weather and pitches at the training centre is still good enough to do it. The slackers will be easy to identify.

[JoeT_WasTheBest]

He should get the six-pack out.

[Pretty Boy]

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He should get the six-pack out.

The only six packs at East Mains contain cans of Tennents.

[hibs0666]

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He should get the six-pack out.

Do you think hair o' the dug works like?

[Gatecrasher]

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I heard the cones were set up in a 4-4-2 formation, and are leading 3-0 at half time.

[bingo70]

I think the first thing he needs to try and do is build their confidence and get them enjoying football again, its a clean slate with a new manager so I hope he isn't hard on them and they have a good fun session they all enjoy.

I then hope that as soon as someone crosses him he makes sure they know it'll be the last time and if there's no improvement come Friday nights game I hope he absolutely destroys them next week

[Disc O'Dave]

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Boot every single one of them in the baws full force then shout at them in an army sergeant major tone "AHM THE F****** DADDY NOW AWRIGHT?" Then proceed to empty the jakeys and general bad influences on the team a la Mowbray with Brebner, no matter how well liked they are with the support, stamp your authority on the team straight away, no messing.

Ah, that's why he's called "Nutsy" then.....

[Speedway]

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Dock the wages of all that played in the game on Saturday. Then threaten to continue docking wages until they decide to pull their finger out and play at the level they are expected. If they threaten to leave, simply ask "Who will want you if you continue playing as rubbish as you have?"

Just dock them full stop. Then send them out to the local job centre and make them apply for factory floor jobs, then take them to a homeless shelter and make them scrub floors, then send them on a run south and tell them just to keep on running.

Then tell SL that you've lost your players and need some new ones please.

[ALF TUPPER]

Double training sessions - get them in, in the afternoon

[Cropley10]

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Double training sessions - get them in, in the afternoon

But won't they be round to Rod's house by Friday?

[.Sean.]

If I was in charge of that bunch of slackers they'd be at Gullane beach and ran into the ground.

[Golden Bear]

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If I was in charge of that bunch of slackers they'd be at Gullane beach and ran into the ground.

Well said Jock

[HNA6]

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If I was in charge of that bunch of slackers they'd be at Gullane beach and ran into the SEA.

My preferred option ..

[yekimevol]

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But won't they be round to Rod's house by Friday?

that was a successful team that had a leg to stand on. this bunch dont have anything.

[blackpoolhibs]

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that was a successful team that had a leg to stand on. this bunch dont have anything.

Not true, most have 2 left feet.

[Kaiser1962]

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that was a successful team that had a leg to stand on. this bunch dont have anything.

A couple of days later they didn't.

[Dashing Bob S]

Heard that Scott will never kick a ball again after stacking the new manager with the traffic cones.

[Mickey Edwards]

Personally I'd get everyone in the club, directors, players, cleaners, security , catering , office staff and coaches and have a massive game of goalie-rush in Pilrig Park all day with a bouncy castle and burger van so the families can come. After that I'd take the entire first team squad to the Jinglin' Geordie and we'd all get leathered in full view of the Edinburgh meeja. We need the feelgood factor back at the club.
Carlsberg don't do first days at work , but if they did.....

[steakbake]

Well? Anyone know on authority how it went?