So how do you think the cones will be set out today ?.........possession, sprints, gym work, shooting, set plays ??
........or just a massive game of 20 a side with the youth team involved , first to 30 goals the winner.....what would you do ?
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Thread: Nutsy's first session
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28-11-2011 10:31 AM #1
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Nutsy's first session
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28-11-2011 10:33 AM #2This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
A swimming race for the first team, in the zoo beside the crocodiles.
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28-11-2011 10:36 AM #3
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28-11-2011 10:42 AM #4
Intensive training sessions on how to defend properly should be his first priority!
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28-11-2011 10:46 AM #5
Boot every single one of them in the baws full force then shout at them in an army sergeant major tone "AHM THE F****** DADDY NOW AWRIGHT?" Then proceed to empty the jakeys and general bad influences on the team a la Mowbray with Brebner, no matter how well liked they are with the support, stamp your authority on the team straight away, no messing.
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28-11-2011 10:53 AM #6
Nutsy's working on a new formation to help us start keeping clean sheets and build from the back. I heard it's a 10-0-0 when we're defending, reverting to an 8-1-1 when we have possession. He'll have us flying up the league in no time.
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28-11-2011 11:01 AM #7
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28-11-2011 11:03 AM #8
I heard the cones were set up in a 4-4-2 formation, and are leading 3-0 at half time.
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28-11-2011 11:09 AM #9This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Who let Levein in to our training ground, thats what I'd like to know?
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28-11-2011 11:12 AM #10
Dock the wages of all that played in the game on Saturday. Then threaten to continue docking wages until they decide to pull their finger out and play at the level they are expected. If they threaten to leave, simply ask "Who will want you if you continue playing as rubbish as you have?"
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28-11-2011 11:25 AM #11
I hope his first question was to ask any player who does not want to be there to go home, and the ones who stay should then be offered 30% of there wages guaranteed and the rest paid only if they win or draw or even a more realistic offer would be if they could just try and look like professional football players, and not some bunch of Sunday pub league players.
Then he should arrange a game against the under 19's and whatever team win becomes the 1st team squad. (my money would be on the under 19's winning comfortably)
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28-11-2011 11:48 AM #12
I hope they are made to watch DVD's of the last few games and have everything they did wrong pointed out to them and what they will be working on going forward to improve things
Then some serious fitness conditioning has to be done while the weather and pitches at the training centre is still good enough to do it. The slackers will be easy to identify.
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28-11-2011 11:58 AM #15
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28-11-2011 12:01 PM #17
I think the first thing he needs to try and do is build their confidence and get them enjoying football again, its a clean slate with a new manager so I hope he isn't hard on them and they have a good fun session they all enjoy.
I then hope that as soon as someone crosses him he makes sure they know it'll be the last time and if there's no improvement come Friday nights game I hope he absolutely destroys them next week
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Then tell SL that you've lost your players and need some new ones please.
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28-11-2011 01:51 PM #22
If I was in charge of that bunch of slackers they'd be at Gullane beach and ran into the ground.
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28-11-2011 02:53 PM #27
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A couple of days later they didn't.
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28-11-2011 02:56 PM #28
Heard that Scott will never kick a ball again after stacking the new manager with the traffic cones.
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28-11-2011 04:17 PM #29
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Personally I'd get everyone in the club, directors, players, cleaners, security , catering , office staff and coaches and have a massive game of goalie-rush in Pilrig Park all day with a bouncy castle and burger van so the families can come. After that I'd take the entire first team squad to the Jinglin' Geordie and we'd all get leathered in full view of the Edinburgh meeja. We need the feelgood factor back at the club.
Carlsberg don't do first days at work , but if they did.....
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28-11-2011 04:37 PM #30
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Well? Anyone know on authority how it went?
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