It's a miserable wet Sunday and my weekend plans for gowf, country walk and garden are all cattled. I'm reading Hibs.Net and watching Sky Sports wi ma laddies (15 and 13). I've been focusing on their grammar now that they are more advanced in their education but what chance have they got when everyone around them cannae even manage basic grammar?
Neil McCann - "He had went" instead of " He had gone"
Any other auld grumps out there got their pet messageboard/TV/Hibs TV commentator grammatical faux pas?
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Thread: Old Man Grammatical Grump Thread
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07-08-2011 11:16 AM #1
Old Man Grammatical Grump Thread
Last edited by RIP; 07-08-2011 at 11:45 AM.
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07-08-2011 11:21 AM #3
"I could of..." instead of "I could have..."
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07-08-2011 11:28 AM #5This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
"The boy's done ever so well" aka Jim Beglin's epitaph gets my goat as well.Last edited by lyonhibs; 07-08-2011 at 12:39 PM.
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07-08-2011 11:29 AM #6
The loss of adverbs.
'Communicating loud and clear' is one painful example from Midlothian Council.
I blame the Americans, but I tend to do that anyway.
GG
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07-08-2011 11:30 AM #7
Quite a few posters use "through" when really meaning "threw" quite a few more but they escape me at the moment
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07-08-2011 11:44 AM #9This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
(Just for the record "Hear hear" apparently is short for "Hear him, hear him".)
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07-08-2011 12:08 PM #11
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Aswel and aken are not real words
Having said that, they dont drive me mad, they make me smile
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07-08-2011 12:27 PM #12
Davie Provan's all consuming desire to describe every shot on target as, "a very decent" chance sets my teeth on edge.
Maybe that's just Davie Provan right enough.
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07-08-2011 12:40 PM #13This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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07-08-2011 01:11 PM #14This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
EDIT: The offence that most enrages me is probably apostrophe abuse.Last edited by nonshinyfinish; 07-08-2011 at 01:18 PM.
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07-08-2011 01:19 PM #15
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07-08-2011 01:28 PM #16This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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07-08-2011 02:32 PM #18This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
"The boy's done ever so well" aka Jim Beglin's epitaph gets my goat as well.
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07-08-2011 02:42 PM #19This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Pedantry is the tit's.
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08-08-2011 04:36 PM #22
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In any film with Italian American characters, one of them must be called Vinny -Roger Ebert
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08-08-2011 07:25 PM #23
Interesting. I'm as big a 'pedant' as the next man, but the English language is constantly evolving. I don't know anything about the history of the Oxford English, but I'm intrigued that so many take it as gospel.
What are the criteria for a word making it into the OED? Are we likely to see the likes of 'aswel' make it in there if it's used often enough?
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08-08-2011 09:20 PM #24
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English can be tricky though:
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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08-08-2011 10:20 PM #25
Not a grammatical error, but people saying: "It's a mute point". No. It isn't. It's a moot point.
Grrrr
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09-08-2011 09:46 PM #26
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When people use 'no' instead of 'know' ie. 'i no that'
Certain abbreviations - especially 'omg', makes you sound like a 12 year old lassie.
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10-08-2011 07:45 AM #27
"yous"
Drives me loopy!Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
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11-08-2011 01:54 PM #28This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Language is indeed constantly changing and evolving. The OED can only record the language as it was spoken at the time of compilation - time has moved on, the language has developed, new words have been coined or adopted...
I used to get all wound up about it, but it's really not worth it. The point of language is communication, and as long as the communication taking place is clear and accurate, I don't gte annoyed. If someone isn't making himself/herself clear, it's probably because they're ignorant or stupid, and I derive a pleasing sense of superiority from this.
Case in point - this is a properly grammatical sentence, provided you know the meanings of the various words - but a degree of slang is involved.
So what does it mean?
Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.Last edited by --------; 11-08-2011 at 01:58 PM.
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