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    Quote Originally Posted by beensaidbefore View Post
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    American tourist on cruise round Antarctica asks the guide, what is the distance between the black, and white penguins.

    The black ones are walking away from you and the white ones are walking towards you...
    I spent ages trying to understand this before I realised you'd put "distance" instead of "difference"!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Future17 View Post
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    I spent ages trying to understand this before I realised you'd put "distance" instead of "difference"!
    It's the way he tells them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Future17 View Post
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    I spent ages trying to understand this before I realised you'd put "distance" instead of "difference"!
    Bloody spell check, and looking at it again it's not really told very well anyway! Sort bout that😂😂

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    It's the way he tells them.
    Haha, exactly. Plenty spare tickets for my comedy show...

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    Quote Originally Posted by beensaidbefore View Post
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    Bloody spell check, and looking at it again it's not really told very well anyway! Sort bout that😂😂
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    A mate of mine has opened a Christmas ice rink over the festive period and is charging 50p an hour. What a ****ing cheapskate.

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    My wife phoned the local radio station today, to enter their Christmas mystery prize competition.
    She was lucky and got through to the DJ,

    "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..

    "That's Fantastic!" she called out in delight.

    "Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."

    "Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Berlin University," she proudly replied, "and I continued studying for my doctorate"

    "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 tickets to the next Edinburgh derby in the Hearts end and to meet the Hearts players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"

    "7", She replied....

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    That last post 100% reflects the thread title lol!

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    How do you think the unthinkable ?


    With an ithberg :-)
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    My favourite is from the Fringe, a few years ago, by a stand-up called Fin Taylor:

    "...My name is Fin, which means it's very hard for me to end emails without sounding pretentious"

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    Why was Oedipus against profanity?

    Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

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    Anybody know the attendance at Yankee Stadium in the last game of 2016? Doesn't have to be exact, a ballpark figure will do.

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    It was Christmas Eve many years ago. Santa had overdone the whisky and mince pies the previous night and Mrs Claus was hoovering around him and complaining that he never did any housework. The elves were way behind schedule and threatening to strike for better working conditions. Once again they had forgotten to put batteries in with the presents. Rudolf was complaining that the other reindeer wouldn't let him join in their reindeer games.

    Then a fairy appeared and said 'Hey Santa, what should I do with this tree?'

    And that children, is why you see a fairy at the top of the Christmas tree.

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    Just watched the pilot show of CSI Kirkcaldy .
    It was rubbish.

    There were no dental records and everyone had the same DNA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Just watched the pilot show of CSI Kirkcaldy .
    It was rubbish.

    There were no dental records and everyone had the same DNA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Just watched the pilot show of CSI Kirkcaldy .
    It was rubbish.

    There were no dental records and everyone had the same DNA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Just watched the pilot show of CSI Kirkcaldy .
    It was rubbish.

    There were no dental records and everyone had the same DNA.
    Top drawer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Just watched the pilot show of CSI Kirkcaldy .
    It was rubbish.

    There were no dental records and everyone had the same DNA.
    Brilliant

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    Some of my friends are holding a joint Chinese new year/Burns night. I didn't fancy it at first but they twisted my arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mibbes Aye View Post
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    My favourite is from the Fringe, a few years ago, by a stand-up called Fin Taylor:

    "...My name is Fin, which means it's very hard for me to end emails without sounding pretentious"

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