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    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.


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    Los Angeles, late 1940s. Everyone who was anyone wore trilbys.

    Songwriter Sammy Cahn has just opened a new type of nightclub where, instead of live music they play records over the PA system. One night the young Tony Bennett decides to visit and checks his mac and trilby into the cloakroom. After a few drinks Tony decides to for out for something to eat but as he'll be coming back doesn't bother to take his stuff back out of the cloakroom.

    At the kebab van he bumps into Frank Sinatra who say 'Hi, Tony no headwear tonight?'.

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    "I left my hat in Sam Cahn's disco."
    Frank Sinatra once lost his steak pie she put clubbing in Dundee.

    When asked about it he said “I left my tart in Fat Sams disco”


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    Quote Originally Posted by blackpoolhibs View Post
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    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
    That's good. 👍
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    My pet mouse Elvis died this morning.

    He was caught in a trap.

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    A convict with a stutter died in prison just before he could finish his sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackpoolhibs View Post
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    A convict with a stutter died in prison just before he could finish his sentence.
    I like that one.

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    A sperm donor, a joiner and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He came, he saw and he conquered.

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    I had to phone a drugs helpline today and was told "If your problem is related to cannabis press hash"
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    A man sees a monkey in the jungle with a tin opener and says, "You don't need a tin opener to open bananas."
    To which the monkey replies, "It's for the custard, you daft *******.”

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