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    @hibs.net private member alhibby's Avatar
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    Man gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.

    Policeman informs family "There's no easy way to say this"...


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    Egyptian Taxi driver?

    Toot and come oot.
    If I choose to revert back to Carlsberg it will have to be The Carlsberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Trips View Post
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    Egyptian Taxi driver?

    Toot and come oot.
    Surely it is Toot and come in ?
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    Scotland can be a beacon, within these islands and beyond, for a socially just and sustainable society. Whilst there are many priorities which will require independence, there is also much that can and must be done now by the Scottish Parliament and the Scottish Government.

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    After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...

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