Should they be allowed in airports and on flights?
View Poll Results: Should Yams be allowed to travel by air.
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Yes - same rights as everyone else.
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yes - but only under strict supervision
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no - we have to think of the travelling public
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don't know/other
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Thread: Jambos At Airports
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19-12-2010 04:30 PM #3
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Has one possibly over-indulged on the festive sherry today, Robert?
"Play for the name on the front of the jersey and the supporters will remember the name on the back"
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19-12-2010 04:32 PM #5
definitely have their uses, windae lickers, so its not too big a leap of imagination to see them using this skill to defrost planes and maybe clear runways if theres enough of them, there are 400,000 you know.
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19-12-2010 04:33 PM #6
I saw a fool wearing a Hearts scarf at Manchester airport yesterday.
It fairly ruined one's day.
Luckily he was on a different flight.
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19-12-2010 07:39 PM #7This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
At least the Yams, being subserviant to those with a modicum of authority, will do as they are told on a plane
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19-12-2010 08:13 PM #10This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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20-12-2010 02:33 PM #11This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I see no reason why they can't be allowed on the aircraft - I believe that modern cargo containers are really quite comfortable. Some old newspapers to help them keep warm, a bottle of methylated spirits and a bag of greasy chips, they'd be OK.
And you could also keep a small one in a secured compartment at the back of the plane - in the event of a sudden decompression, you could stuff him in the hole to stop all the air escaping.
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20-12-2010 04:01 PM #12
Only on short haul. It would save some poor soul from taking his life after having to endure hours of listening about how they are a big team.
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20-12-2010 06:07 PM #14
I'd go a step further and say ban them from travelling full stop
Any jambo found outwith the predetermined border should be punished and returned to the jambo tolerated zone.
It will stop them attempting to interbreed, reducing the spread of jambo related diseases such as obesity, elephantiasis, ugliness, the clap and athletes foot.
I know you lefty, student types won't approve but you can't be too careful these days, you know?
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20-12-2010 06:31 PM #15This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I believe in people being allowed to move freely but there has to be limits and when public safety is at severe risk there has to be action taken.
At the end of the day Hearts fans aren't really people in th true sense of the word, they are easily led, a little slow and have a real problem with logic and reason. I honestly believe keeping them in a small area with like minded individuals might well be a good thing.
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20-12-2010 10:47 PM #18This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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20-12-2010 11:04 PM #19This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I like the cut of your jib.
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23-12-2010 11:38 AM #20
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I thought that i was the only one that found this bemusing and somehow slightly irritating when people do this.
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