I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. I said i wanted to live for ever, the fairy said I'm sorry I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that. I thought fine, i want to die when Hibs win the Scottish cup. You crafty ******* said the fairy.
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13-12-2010 10:19 AM #1@hibs.net private member
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Joke for today.
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13-12-2010 10:19 AM #2Ultimate Slaver
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That's not funny!
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13-12-2010 10:23 AM #3@hibs.net private member
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You'd find it funny if you knew who that fairy was!
Originally Posted by keekaboo
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13-12-2010 10:24 AM #4Coaching Staff
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Originally Posted by keekaboo
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It is a wee bit funny
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13-12-2010 10:26 AM #5Ultimate Slaver
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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteYou'd find it funny if you knew who that fairy was!
What BH get's up to with Fairies in his own home is his business, I just think this isn't a suitable place to post about it.
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13-12-2010 10:27 AM #6Left by mutual consent!
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what do you call an italian funeral home?
pasta way
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13-12-2010 11:13 AM #7Promising Youngster
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heard this at the weekend
whats the difference between one direction and futuramma?
theres only one bender in futuramma
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13-12-2010 02:22 PM #8First Team Regular
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I got raped by some mime artists the other day.
They did unspeakable things to me
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15-12-2010 12:54 PM #9First Team Breakthrough
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Shouldn't that be 'graped' if there was a bunch of them Originally Posted by Leicester Fan
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22-12-2010 02:10 PM #10First Team Regular
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
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22-12-2010 02:16 PM #11Coaching Staff
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The rage in China at the minute is to find a mate with the same surname and reproduce. Seemingly someone told them that two Wongs make a white and makes immigration to the UK easier.
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