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  1. 11-05-2010 12:07 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by JennaFletcher View Post
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    Yeah because the majority of girls want a catch and not some drunken guy who stinks of beer making a pass at her

    The general consensus among many of my friends would seem that the only way to be a hit with the ladies these days gentlemen (and I use the term gentlemen very loosely on this Hibs forum ) is if you look like Edward Cullen or Jacob Black or for a more sophisticated look - Carlisle Cullen. Ability to turn into a vampire/werewolf optional.
    Sorry - who, who and who?

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    Let's be honest, visit any club and that is pish, anyone willing to buy a drink for a lassie already ups their chances of success to around 80%.
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  2. 11-05-2010 12:28 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArabHibee View Post
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    Sorry - who, who and who?
    Look like factional characters covered in white make up from a vampire movie. Basically albinos with stubble.

    Thankfully most women live in the real world and not every guy looks like a movie star other wise I'd never get my nat king cole.
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    How nice a woman is depends on more than looks,but when it come down to it,give me a cuddly,curvey women everytime,nice big soft boobs and bums.

    Always thought guys who fancy the likes of Keira Knightly must have some kind of gay/paedo kink,as she's got the body of a wee boy not a woman.


    Even I think that is just a tad uncalled for.

    And maybe they just prefer slender women, nothing strange in that imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hainan Hibs View Post
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    Let's be honest, visit any club and that is pish, anyone willing to buy a drink for a lassie already ups their chances of success to around 80%.
    And in Dundee 100%
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  5. 11-05-2010 01:11 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teo10 View Post
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    I was going by dress size?

    I'm clueless about girls clothes sizes, I would have thought I'd have been a pro by the amount I've bought for myself round the shops!


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    And in Dundee 100%
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  6. 11-05-2010 01:20 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hainan Hibs View Post
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    Let's be honest, visit any club and that is pish, anyone willing to buy a drink for a lassie already ups their chances of success to around 80%.
    Depends on the type of classy establishment you're at mate! Obviously if you're in Leith I guess your point has some validity... but if you go across town to George Street you'll need a lot more than a spare fiver.

    Women are perfectly capable of buying their own drinks and most of them know what you're game is if you just slimeball over and offer a drink.



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    Look like factional characters covered in white make up from a vampire movie. Basically albinos with stubble.

    Thankfully most women live in the real world and not every guy looks like a movie star other wise I'd never get my nat king cole.
    My point exactly: They're fictional. As are those page 3 models... fake beyond repair. And airbrushed as much as they are too!
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  7. 11-05-2010 01:51 PM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by JennaFletcher View Post
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    Depends on the type of classy establishment you're at mate! Obviously if you're in Leith I guess your point has some validity... but if you go across town to George Street you'll need a lot more than a spare fiver.

    Women are perfectly capable of buying their own drinks and most of them know what you're game is if you just slimeball over and offer a drink.



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    My point exactly: They're fictional. As are those page 3 models... fake beyond repair. And airbrushed as much as they are too!

    You still would though

    Only joking, I am not too keen on the ridiculously skinny type of girls. Probably thin but with a wee bit of something to grab

    This Thread could turn so dirty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JennaFletcher View Post
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    My point exactly: They're fictional. As are those page 3 models... fake beyond repair. And airbrushed as much as they are too!

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    You still would though

    Only joking, I am not too keen on the ridiculously skinny type of girls. Probably thin but with a wee bit of something to grab

    This Thread could turn so dirty.
    Are you saying you would or asking Jenna if she would
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  9. 11-05-2010 02:09 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teo10 View Post
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    You still would though

    Only joking, I am not too keen on the ridiculously skinny type of girls. Probably thin but with a wee bit of something to grab

    This Thread could turn so dirty.

    what if she was stunning but ginger
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  10. 11-05-2010 02:11 PM #100
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    It's already turned dirty in every guys head who's read it!
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    what if she was stunning but ginger
    I don't know if it's only me, but on certain websites, I find myself strangely drawn to the ginger button then get all disappointed if they've gone brazilian
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  12. 11-05-2010 02:24 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by 65bd View Post
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    Are you saying you would or asking Jenna if she would
    I was saying it generally meaning guys would.
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  13. 11-05-2010 04:49 PM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by superhibi1 View Post
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    what if she was stunning but ginger




    Interesting thread. The general consensus seems to be us guys prefer curvy girls. As long as a bird isn't fat, isn't outrageously skinny, isn't taller than me and hasn't got a face like the moon i'd definately dip it in her. I won't be alone in feeling like this
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    I think some of the men on this thread are having a problem with ladies' clothes sizes. There is nothing 'ample' on a size 8 bird.
    Educate us then.

    So Joanna Krupa what size do you think she is?
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  15. 12-05-2010 07:39 AM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by 65bd View Post
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    Educate us then.

    So Joanna Krupa what size do you think she is?
    Size: airbrush
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    Size: airbrush
    If you're not going to be serious then there really is no point carrying on with this one
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  17. 12-05-2010 11:05 AM #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teo10 View Post
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    I was going by dress size?

    I'm clueless about girls clothes sizes, I would have thought I'd have been a pro by the amount im dragged round the shops!

    Worry ye not, a complete ignorance of womans apparel is inherently hardwired into the male psyche. I gave up around 10 years ago.
    I find the phrase 'no, your bum does not look big in that' works a treat every time.

    Another anecdote just sprung to mind:
    A lassie I knew with an incongruously capacious derrier asked if her new velvet trousers made her arse look big.
    'No', my pal said, 'yer arse makes yer arse look big'!

    And on a seperate occasion with the same two antagonists:
    Her trousers had slipped down a tad showing a sliver of black thong.
    He said, 'dye mind, ah've just hud ma tea'
    Giggling she replied, 'huv ye niver seen a pair o lassies knickers like?'
    'No that effing size ah huvnae, naw'
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  18. 12-05-2010 12:18 PM #108
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    Curves - I like to know I'm actually in something.
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  19. 12-05-2010 12:38 PM #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser_Sauzee View Post
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    Curves - I like to know I'm actually in something.
    Maybe it's nothing to do with that and you've just got a wee cock?
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  20. 12-05-2010 03:05 PM #110
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    Maybe it's nothing to do with that and you've just got a wee cock?
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  21. 12-05-2010 10:30 PM #111
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    rule#1

    - if they sit down and make a settee look like an armchair, move on.
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  22. 12-05-2010 10:40 PM #112
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    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2413/...dc3aede24f.jpg


    funny how different they turn out when reaching their prime....


    ps..I had to airbrush myself out of this one for privacy reasons...


    http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/f...te_Bush_10.jpg
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    ps..I had to airbrush myself out of this one for privacy reasons...
    I had to do the same. Cool software isn't it
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    If it breathes it's doable.
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    If it breathes it's doable.


    You obviously never met Kyla or Jackie then
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    You obviously never met Kyla or Jackie then

    not sure about that...


    http://s3.images.com/huge.3.19510.JPG



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    Maybe it's nothing to do with that and you've just got a wee cock?
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