Celebrity Boeing 757 crash.......

[Woody1985]

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Marsh and Jordan would've survived with the aid of personal airbags



12A : Davina McCall
12B : Tess Daly
12C : Holly Willoughby

and out of due respect, all their TV 'programmes' will have to be cancelled

She'd be like two bhoys floating around in the sea. Nothing would eat her, well maybe something/one would.

[Pretty Boy]

Richard Littlejohn
Bruce Forsyth
Lee Evans

[Speedy]

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Richard Littlejohn
Bruce Forsyth
Lee Evans

Aye, probably best to book him two seats just to make sure he gets on

[Sylar]

Bono
Sarah-Jessica Parker
Elton John

In the interests of fairness to these A class celebrities, I must request that the airline provide a seperate aircraft to accomodate ALL reality TV stars/trailer trash which appears frequently in Hello, OK etc magazines.

Either that, or request that all flights be replaced by a ferry service, taking a detour via the Arctic Circle to do a sight-seeing trip of the icebergs - much more accomodation space and room for all these deserving people.

[BroxburnHibee]

I know you said no footballers but surely we could find somewhere in the hold for..........................


Alan Preston
John Cockhoon
Gary Mackay
Paul Mitchell
Sandy Clark
and the BBC producer who finds it hilarious to send 'Fud boy Preston' to every Hibs game.

[jabis]

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hawksby and jacobs.....and the guy that hits the button for the radio adverts.

having had time to think about,I will spare the above,and have george gallawae in the middle seat,and a camera on either side of him(preferably 3D),to capture the Glorious moment of impact

[lyonhibs]

[QUOTE=foreverhibs;2414022]Richard Littlejohn - yes please
Bruce Forsyth
Lee Evan - great shout.[/QUOTE]

This is going to be a full, FULL plane!!!

I would also nominate also gay celebrity that decides to play up this fact by being excruciatingly camp just to practically scream "ooooooohhh I'm gay" in order to advance his/her career.

Germaine Greer - get her in there as well - torn faced, moany boot.

[Pete]

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hawksby and jacobs.....and the guy that hits the button for the radio adverts.

That's out of order...They're the best thing on the radio!!

Window: Gary Lucy (I'm sick of seeing him. Who the **** is he anyway?)

Middle: Myleen Klass (The whole female population is hanging on your every word. After all, no one else has ever given birth and been a mum before. Get lost you patronising tart)

Aisle: Susan Bolyle (She might have a nice voice but the only reason she is famous is because she is a munter. Awful personality, no wonder she has never been laid. She makes me cringe whenever she speaks on the TV....I wish she was English.)

There you go...epitaphs as well

[Bayern Bru]

Andrew Neil
Nick Griffin
El Hadji Diouf (Griffin would love that)


I'll probably change this but most of the previous posters took my first, second, third etc., choice.

[Pete]

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Andrew Neil
Nick Griffin
El Hadji Diouf (Griffin would love that)


I'll probably change this but most of the previous posters took my first, second, third etc., choice.

Griffin would probably point out the "no footballers" rule and direct you in the direction of the first post....and El Hadji Diouf would probably ask why you can't read??

[Bayern Bru]

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Griffin would probably point out the "no footballers" rule and direct you in the direction of the first post....and El Hadji Diouf would probably ask why you can't read??

Oh I read the first post alright.
I just happen to think 'thug' rather than 'footballer' when I think of El-Hadji.


It's fine though. If necessary I've got Owen Wilson in reserve.

[Pete]

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Oh I read the first post alright.
I just happen to think 'thug' rather than 'footballer' when I think of El-Hadji.


It's fine though. If necessary I've got Owen Wilson in reserve.

I suppose he is more of a thug than a footballer. In fact "racist thug" would be a more appropriate description.

I think Everton...and the footballing community in general are still waiting on an answers. Maybe all the bananas are clouding their view.

I'll take it back, he can turn right and sit in first class.