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01-04-2010 11:38 PM #31
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02-04-2010 03:42 PM #33This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Aye, probably best to book him two seats just to make sure he gets on
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02-04-2010 03:59 PM #34
Bono
Sarah-Jessica Parker
Elton John
In the interests of fairness to these A class celebrities, I must request that the airline provide a seperate aircraft to accomodate ALL reality TV stars/trailer trash which appears frequently in Hello, OK etc magazines.
Either that, or request that all flights be replaced by a ferry service, taking a detour via the Arctic Circle to do a sight-seeing trip of the icebergs - much more accomodation space and room for all these deserving people.Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
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02-04-2010 09:59 PM #35
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I know you said no footballers but surely we could find somewhere in the hold for..........................
Alan Preston
John Cockhoon
Gary Mackay
Paul Mitchell
Sandy Clark
and the BBC producer who finds it hilarious to send 'Fud boy Preston' to every Hibs game.Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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02-04-2010 10:06 PM #36This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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02-04-2010 10:36 PM #37
[QUOTE=foreverhibs;2414022]Richard Littlejohn - yes please
Bruce Forsyth
Lee Evan - great shout.[/QUOTE]
This is going to be a full, FULL plane!!!
I would also nominate also gay celebrity that decides to play up this fact by being excruciatingly camp just to practically scream "ooooooohhh I'm gay" in order to advance his/her career.
Germaine Greer - get her in there as well - torn faced, moany boot.
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02-04-2010 11:09 PM #38This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
That's out of order...They're the best thing on the radio!!
Window: Gary Lucy (I'm sick of seeing him. Who the **** is he anyway?)
Middle: Myleen Klass (The whole female population is hanging on your every word. After all, no one else has ever given birth and been a mum before. Get lost you patronising tart)
Aisle: Susan Bolyle (She might have a nice voice but the only reason she is famous is because she is a munter. Awful personality, no wonder she has never been laid. She makes me cringe whenever she speaks on the TV....I wish she was English.)
There you go...epitaphs as well
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02-04-2010 11:12 PM #39
Andrew Neil
Nick Griffin
El Hadji Diouf (Griffin would love that)
I'll probably change this but most of the previous posters took my first, second, third etc., choice.
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02-04-2010 11:18 PM #40This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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02-04-2010 11:23 PM #41This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I just happen to think 'thug' rather than 'footballer' when I think of El-Hadji.
It's fine though. If necessary I've got Owen Wilson in reserve.
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02-04-2010 11:33 PM #42This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I think Everton...and the footballing community in general are still waiting on an answers. Maybe all the bananas are clouding their view.
I'll take it back, he can turn right and sit in first class.
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