I have chartered my special imaginary Boeing 757 which is going to take off from Heathrow packed with odious celebs. Tragedy strikes late in the flight as the airliner plummets into shark infested waters. All celebs amazingly survive the impact but sadly all are munched by the Sharks. Given that I chartered the plane I get to pick two rows of three. All other posters are allowed one row of three to allocate to the celebs that they would most like to see fly on this doomed Boeing! If this flight proves popular enough we might upgrade to a 767 or a 777. The 757 holds 233 passengers, here are the first six now taking their seats.
1A...Robbie Williams (you're getting a window seat ya bassa)
1B...Elton John
3C...Cliff Richard
1D...Mick Hucknall
1E...Craig Hill (nae luck but Harry Hill got stuck in traffic, so your on!)
1F...Michael McIntyre (window seat for you aswell ya unfunny fud)
Now no hanging about in the departure lounge as this baby is boarding, fill yer boots and no footballers please!!!
Welcome aboard and thank you very much for flying with Air Corrie (part of the Star Alliance).
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01-04-2010 01:08 PM #1
Celebrity Boeing 757 crash.......
Last edited by New Corrie; 01-04-2010 at 01:55 PM.
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01-04-2010 01:41 PM #2
Katie Price
Piers "Morgan" Moron
Alan Titchmarsh
Adrian Chiles
Danii Minogue
Cheryl "Interesting" Cole
Katie Price (very hard to get rid of)
The Late Jade Goody (RIP)
Kerry "Bi-Polar" Katona
(How many more seats are left? Ah buggrit, just let Katie Price have them all).
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01-04-2010 01:41 PM #3
2A Russel Brand - as funny as a bout of piles
2B Piers Morgan - an odious misery lover who faked photos to put soldiers in jeopardy
2C Jordan - awful awful celebrity whore
2D Pete Docherty - junkie fiend who gets away with it cos he can play the guitar - sort of
2E Bono - good songs, an impossibly self involved, self glorifying prat in other fields
2F Jim Davidson - a grim comedian, of the "old school" (read: painfully unfunny) school of "Mother in Law/racist" comedy
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01-04-2010 01:49 PM #6This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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01-04-2010 01:52 PM #7
Welcome aboard, I think at this stage I should introduce you to some of the cabin crew. In charge of catering we have Ainslie Harriot, entertainment will be provided by Lenny Henry, Gillian McKeith is in charge of the Lavvies and Smeato will help you with any safety related issues.
Enjoy your flight.
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01-04-2010 01:52 PM #8This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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01-04-2010 01:58 PM #9
I see Perth Hibee is having a look, maybe he could help with getting someone to pilot it for us. Any suggestions PH?
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01-04-2010 02:26 PM #10This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Take my first 3.
Especially Russel Brand.
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01-04-2010 03:20 PM #12
4a. Grumpy Jim Jeffreys
4b. Liam Gallagher
4c. Ian Huntley
4d. Loius Walsh
4e. Robert Mugabe
4f. Nichlos Cage
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01-04-2010 03:27 PM #13This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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01-04-2010 03:32 PM #14
5A
5B - Chris Moyles, he'll need all three seats.
5C
5D - Gordon Ramsay
5F - Nigella Lawson
5G - Ian WrightEvery gimmick hungry yob,
Digging gold from rock and roll
Grabs the mic to tell us,
He'll die before he's sold.
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01-04-2010 03:57 PM #17
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In the pilot's seat Jeremy Clerkson
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01-04-2010 05:54 PM #22This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
9a. Jodie marsh (still would though
9b. Trisha Goddard
9c. Amy winehouse
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01-04-2010 06:55 PM #24
hawksby and jacobs.....and the guy that hits the button for the radio adverts.
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01-04-2010 09:03 PM #25
Simon Cowell - 1rst class baw bag
Claire Sweeney - Big mouthed pain in the erse bitch
Alan Carr - Funny?? Aye right my pooper.
If theres any room left then i would put the entire Hollyoaks cast on it!
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01-04-2010 09:45 PM #26
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Justin Lee Collins
Gok Wan
Heather MillsLast edited by Woody1985; 01-04-2010 at 09:49 PM.
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01-04-2010 10:24 PM #28
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01-04-2010 10:54 PM #29
Ant and Dec.
Katie Price.
If they were too feart to get on the palne, I'd replace them with any three footballer's wives/WAGs.
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01-04-2010 10:54 PM #30This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
12A : Davina McCall
12B : Tess Daly
12C : Holly Willoughby
and out of due respect, all their TV 'programmes' will have to be cancelled
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