Celebrity Boeing 757 crash.......

[New Corrie]

I have chartered my special imaginary Boeing 757 which is going to take off from Heathrow packed with odious celebs. Tragedy strikes late in the flight as the airliner plummets into shark infested waters. All celebs amazingly survive the impact but sadly all are munched by the Sharks. Given that I chartered the plane I get to pick two rows of three. All other posters are allowed one row of three to allocate to the celebs that they would most like to see fly on this doomed Boeing! If this flight proves popular enough we might upgrade to a 767 or a 777. The 757 holds 233 passengers, here are the first six now taking their seats.

1A...Robbie Williams (you're getting a window seat ya bassa)
1B...Elton John
3C...Cliff Richard

1D...Mick Hucknall
1E...Craig Hill (nae luck but Harry Hill got stuck in traffic, so your on!)
1F...Michael McIntyre (window seat for you aswell ya unfunny fud)

Now no hanging about in the departure lounge as this baby is boarding, fill yer boots and no footballers please!!!

Welcome aboard and thank you very much for flying with Air Corrie (part of the Star Alliance).