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08-12-2009 02:22 PM #92
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This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteLife should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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08-12-2009 03:01 PM #93This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Ah well, at least they're not all this clever.
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08-12-2009 05:54 PM #94This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
'Course it is, FR.
It's hilarious. Some of them STILL reckon Vlad'll come good eventually.
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08-12-2009 07:11 PM #95
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Clever guy that.
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08-12-2009 07:25 PM #96This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
(This thread could rival the Blame Rod Petrie one.)
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08-12-2009 07:55 PM #97
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I understand that Gary has just heard about some Wall being built in Berlin and he's very upset at the American President being assassinated.
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08-12-2009 07:58 PM #98This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
This oracle of information is not available to mere mortals, much less Hobos, but it also gave Mr McKay the nugget of information that Roman Polanski may not be entirely well received on US soil and that George W Bush only just failed his MENSA entrance exam, and only then for spelling his own name wrong
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08-12-2009 07:58 PM #99This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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08-12-2009 08:15 PM #100
I actually know Gary pretty well. In a recent chat he was warning me that there is every chance that the Titanic may strike an iceberg and sink.
Given how wise Gary is, I headed straight for the nearest Ladbrokes and tried to put a bet on that happening....but the guy behind the counter looked at me strangely, laughed and refused to take my bet.
He is a wise man is Gary likes.
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08-12-2009 08:17 PM #101
Someones just told Gary he's won no medals yet, but he's saying surly the League Title and Scottish Cups in the bag?
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08-12-2009 08:19 PM #102This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
So says Sea Captain McKay, and he was wearing a submarine commander's hat at the time, and who can say "no"* to someone in such apparel??
* = Apart from Dundee and Dunfermline obviously
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08-12-2009 08:19 PM #103This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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08-12-2009 08:23 PM #104
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08-12-2009 08:26 PM #105This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Not so fast, there, young man.
Brown bears, black bears and grizzly bears do indeed defecate in forested wilderness areas, but POLAR BEARS do not. Leave a nice selection of tasty scraps in your wheelie-bin, and ursus arctus maritimus will happily crap on your doorstep.
Brown, black and grizzly bears do indeed **** in the woods in summer-time, but in winter, while hibernating, they neither crap nor pee.
And giant pandas, who are also bears, live among the bamboo groves, but bamboo groves aren't woods. Bamboo is a type of grass.
Just so's we all know exactly what we're talking about...
PS: I have no information at all regarding the toilet habits of the present Bishop of Rome....
PPS: A panda goes into a bar.
Two of the customers are having a raging argument.
"Pandas are bears!" says the first.
"They're raccoons!" says the second.
"Bears!"
"Raccoons!"
"Bears!"
"Raccoons!"
"Bears!"
"Raccoons!"
"BEARS!"
"RACCOONS!"
Then they see the panda, leaning on the bar, having a quiet drink.
"You're just the guy we need," says the first guy. "Tell me, are you a bear, or are you some kind of great big raccoon?"
The panda thinks for a moment....
.... and another moment....
.... and ANOTHER moment....
.... and says....
"It's hard to say. These things are never black and white...."
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08-12-2009 08:31 PM #106
Gary says that one day it will not be OK to make monkey noises at black players, and that they may even be given their freedom.
This can't be right can it? It's PC gone mad!!!!
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08-12-2009 08:32 PM #107This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I heard they use them for other things.
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08-12-2009 08:33 PM #108
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He`s also been advising the French to hold onto their francs, the Germans the deutschemark, the Italians the lira etc etc - doesn`t believe in a single european currency
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08-12-2009 08:37 PM #109This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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08-12-2009 08:41 PM #110This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Nostradamus, that's what the fellow is, a modern day Nostradamus.
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08-12-2009 08:45 PM #111This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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09-12-2009 12:39 AM #112
During a recent episode of Time Team, where they were investigating some very strange things that were strangely in need of Tony Robinson underneath an unamed public house down in Gorgie, a strange manuscript was uncovered, written what looked very like one of those old school jotters, in a hand almost unreadable and undecipherable to the modern man, perhaps written in his own excrement, it has finally been translated to say the following by the exotic languages department at Jewel & Esk, written by a gentleman who is now known, by his one fan, as the Bard o'Gorgie....
"Aye, Gar-e Mahkeye, doth proclaim (dammit, canny use yon word), err, foretell thee of thy following, uhm, things:
A man shall commeth, he o the pie stall (ah like mine wie gravy by the way), an lo and behold, he shaleth doest wonders, and lo, thon legendary Petric will play wi thy Kneel McCann, an all will be well....
Yet, there willest be a man, a stranger foreign gentleman who commeth westward but who hail in yon eastern land of Liths, whoest thon jambo's shall worship and doth their ruskie hats too, a man who hath travell'd from afar, a man who hath travell'd magically beneath yon waves oh the baltic sea in a great metal sea beast, a man who willeth maketh thon jambo peolpe happier than a peg selling hobo at a washing line convention, and he shall bring forth yon Cesnauskis and a man who is Burly and another man who is fond of the children and and many men who speaketh in fork tongue and the great Larry Grayson, and a shortly man who willeth stand on another man's foot and he shalleth spend thon money and shall build a gigantic temple to the Lord Foulkes, and all shalleth be good..."
Believe....
For some reason the letters "lie" of "Believe" are written in blood...and this is all that could be translated out of the ancient inscriptions....
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09-12-2009 05:49 AM #113This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteFollow the Hibs podcast, Longbangers, on Twitter (@longbangers)
https://longbangers.hubwave.net
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09-12-2009 09:00 AM #114This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Took this excerpt from the end tab:
"Background Information
Ukio Bankas is the oldest private commercial bank providing universal banking services to a wide customer network covering the largest and economically the most vital regions of Lithuania. Its representative offices are opened in Kiev (Ukraine) and Almaty (Kazakhstan).
The purpose of the bank is to provide qualified classic and modern financial services to its clients and be their business consultant and partner. Ukio Bankas adheres to the modern banking traditions based on fair competition and transparent activity."
Sure!!
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09-12-2009 09:07 AM #115This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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09-12-2009 09:24 AM #116
to quote a song thats doing the rounds(apologies if mentioned before but ive been away visiting mickey mouse for a few days,the real one that is not to the pbs)
my hearts are bankrupt
my hearts are bankrupt
borrow,borrow,borrow,borrow
my hearts are banrupt
my hearts are bankrupt
sorrow,sorrow,sorrow,sorrow
What a revelation from gary eh.Just as well he has his finger on the pulse.The one man who knows best of all is well out of it and thats charlie mann whose back at radio scotland.He probably knows best of all whats happening there but either wont or cant say due to a confidentiality clause they all seem to have to sign when they escape from stalag pbs.They really do live on a different planet and you cant feel any sympathy or them when they are so deluded about their team and are totally detached from reality.
There do realise generally they are goosed but seem to think its better to run away from it and pretend than to face what is coming sooner or later.Im so glad i support hibs and can see reality and face it.Now lets have a wee look at the league tables.yep still third and i see were 15 points ahead of the team in seventh.Cant see the the so called big team anywhere in the top half,surely a mistake there,must be another one of their conspiracies.But of course they play the new style of football with 6 midfielders and no strikers which of course means loads of goals.they have scored the huge amount of 13.Surely thats not right either.Fantasy against reality.They just get a wee bit blurred down tynecastle way.
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09-12-2009 09:37 AM #117This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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09-12-2009 09:46 AM #118
We've been saying that they are going to go bust for a few years now and it's still somehow not happened. The thing is thank god that they've stuck around to bring us so many laughs.
Long live the Hearts, the joke team of world football.
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09-12-2009 10:14 AM #119This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
A wise and insightful man, that's Gary MacKay.
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