From the Guardian:
While the annual exit of the Pope's O'Rangers' from Europe is becoming as autumnal a staple as leaves falling from the trees, it's probably safe to assume that Ibrox legends of yore - men such as Davie Cooper, Terry Butcher, Jim Baxter and John Greig – marked the occasion with a lengthy bout of introspection and 24 pints of Heavy, followed by one of those cartoon brawls consisting of a giant cloud with assorted fists, feet and grunting Scottish noises emerging from it.
How things have changed … and not for the better. As if the Pope's O'Rangers' performances in this year's Big Cup weren't embarrassing enough, several of the club's players – including habitually awol Algerian Madjid Bougherra - decided to mark the occasion by attending the launch of their team-mate DaMarcus Beasley's line of jewellery. Yes, jewellery. "I'm really excited about this, jewellery is something I have always loved," chirruped the blingtastic USA! USA! USA! winger, as somewhere far away, his manager Walter Smith shook his head, rolled his eyes to heaven and emitted a weary sigh. "I will be helping with the designs and my signature will be on them."
So what has Beasley designed for the discerning O'Rangers fan about town? Those tasteful British Bulldog sovereign rings, chunky ID bracelets and diamond-encrusted bowler hats no self-respecting Bluenose will leave the house without? Eh, not quite. The collection includes several diamond rings and according to Summera Shaheen, Beasley's co-designer (ie the woman who did all the actual work) "we're also doing crosses and dog tags with black diamonds - it will have an urban feel."
O'Rangers fans are advised that's "urban" in the bland, massively over-produced hip-hop and silly hat style, as opposed to the more traditional "lying in a pool of your own sick in a Glaswegian gutter after your team has disgraced itself in Big Cup again" sense of the word.
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27-11-2009 11:21 AM #1
Bling me the head of damarcus beasley
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27-11-2009 11:33 AM #3This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Now that is a peice of journalism
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27-11-2009 11:37 AM #4
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27-11-2009 12:07 PM #7This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Might be true of Baxter (not the fist-fight) but certainly not of Davie Cooper.
Wonder what Butcher'll think of it?
Now if WE'D written that article, we wouldn't have made that mistake.
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27-11-2009 01:19 PM #8
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Keith Jackson will be spinning in his grave.
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27-11-2009 04:32 PM #9This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Quality wideness, as they say.
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27-11-2009 04:54 PM #10This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I can't be arsed finding a link but it should be easy enough to find on their football page.
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27-11-2009 10:49 PM #11This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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27-11-2009 11:08 PM #12
The article isn't half bad but the real genius is in the title. "Bling me the head of Damarcus Beasley" has to be one of the funniest thread titles ever.
Fact. End of.
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