We need a Billionaire !

[Lewis77]

If we had one we'd be the biggest club in Scotland! I ken am only stating the obvious, but surely we can con some oil rich arab inte investing in the club!!

[da-robster]

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If we had one we'd be the biggest club in Scotland! I ken am only stating the obvious, but surely we can con some oil rich arab inte investing in the club!!

Just like Hearts

[jakedance]

Why would they? There is nothing glamorous or profitable about Scottish fitba. Unless a prospective buyer had an existing connection to the club I'd assume his intentions aren't honourable.

[keekaboo]

Yep, if only we had someone like the PBS submariner.

He could loan us lots of money that we'd never have to pay back, cos' we'd owe it to ourselves anyway. Then he could make a £51 million main stand out of carboard boxes and planning applications. We could use it for lots of non-football activities, like Russian "Simply come Dancing".

Oh and the things we could get up to in the toilets.....

[shamo9]

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Yep, if only we had someone like the PBS submariner.

He could loan us lots of money that we'd never have to pay back, cos' we'd owe it to ourselves anyway. Then he could make a £51 million main stand out of carboard boxes and planning applications. We could use it for lots of non-football activities, like Russian "Simply come Dancing".

Oh and the things we could get up to in the toilets.....

At least it got them the Scottish Cup

[VegasHibby]

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If we had one we'd be the biggest club in Scotland! I ken am only stating the obvious, but surely we can con some oil rich arab inte investing in the club!!

We don't even need a billionaire. A multi-millionaire would be sufficient.
Getting the stand finished and 4 or 5 accomplished players,around 30 or 40 million and I reckon we could win the league and get into the Champions league. Scrape through to the qualifying rounds(if Rangers can do it) worth around 10 or 20 million the investor would get half his money back in his first year

[keekaboo]

I can't believe ANY of you are taking this post seriously.


Have you ALL lost your sense of smell?

[CRAZYHIBBY]

anyone know the number for the sultan of brunei? we could send him some hibs chocolates and tacky mugs if that doesnt do it then i dont know what will

[givescotlandfreedom]

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anyone know the number for the sultan of brunei? we could send him some hibs chocolates and tacky mugs if that doesnt do it then i dont know what will

The green popcorn from a few years back. Yes, the actual popcorn.

[hibbybri]

Can I keep him as a new pet, please, please please. He sounds so intelligent and cant possibly be a yam

[surreyhibbie]

[Hibbyradge]

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If we had one we'd be the biggest club in Scotland! I ken am only stating the obvious, but surely we can con some oil rich arab inte investing in the club!!

Excellent first post.

Welcome to hibs.net.

However, you're setting your standards, way too low. If we had a gazzillionaire, we'd be the biggest club in the world.

Only Hearts would be able to even think about trying to challenge us.

[MrSmith]

this time next year hibs will be more than fit for purpose and will most certainly be an attractive thought for any investor who wants to realise a dream!

[Filled Rolls]

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If we had one we'd be the biggest club in Scotland! I ken am only stating the obvious, but surely we can con some oil rich arab inte investing in the club!!

A billionaire in Dundee? That's as likely as Hearts putting a team out next season.

[Big Frank]

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If we had one we'd be the biggest club in Scotland! I ken am only stating the obvious, but surely we can con some oil rich arab inte investing in the club!!

Pull yer kecks up Lewis.

Hertz are gash.

And poor.

[Filled Rolls]

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Can I keep him as a new pet, please, please please. He sounds so intelligent and cant possibly be a yam

You always say that, and who ends up having to look after it?

[da-robster]

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At least it got them the Scottish Cup

And a huge debt which will be almost impossible to pay back but a cup is much much much more important.

[Filled Rolls]

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And a huge debt which will be almost impossible to pay back but a cup is much much much more important.

I keep telling myself that, but it gets harder every year.

[sahib]

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this time next year hibs will be more than fit for purpose and will most certainly be an attractive thought for any investor who wants to realise a dream!

Expect to see this post resurrected this time next year. Could be a hardy annual infact.
Free beer tomorrow!

[jacomoseven]

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You always say that, and who ends up having to look after it?

They don't take much looking after. Chain them to the shed and throw them a dead rat every now and again, and they'll be fine. They actually like sleeping in their own waste.

[sahib]

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We don't even need a billionaire. A multi-millionaire would be sufficient.Getting the stand finished and 4 or 5 accomplished players,around 30 or 40 million and I reckon we could win the league and get into the Champions league. Scrape through to the qualifying rounds(if Rangers can do it) worth around 10 or 20 million the investor would get half his money back in his first year

I thought we had one of those?

[Filled Rolls]

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They don't take much looking after. Chain them to the shed and throw them a dead rat every now and again, and they'll be fine. They actually like sleeping in their own waste.

Well.....OK then, but only if he buys it a wee coat, and a nice wee bowl with a picture of Vlad's arse on it, so it can lick it whenever it wants. You can't be too cruel, you know, there's laws.

[shamo9]

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And a huge debt which will be almost impossible to pay back but a cup is much much much more important.

I assure that it is much much much more than simply 'a cup' to Hibs fans.

I dare say that Hearts will manage to 'deal' with the debt in the span of, say, a 107 years?

[da-robster]

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I assure that it is much much much more than simply 'a cup' to Hibs fans.

I dare say that Hearts will manage to 'deal' with the debt in the span of, say, a 107 years?

But not to Hearts fan which is who we are talking about.It is clear that romanov was a huge failure it should be funny to see how long it will take them to admit it.

[Hibercelona]

Don't we already have a multi millionaire owner?

[blueisthecolour]

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If we had one we'd be the biggest club in Scotland! I ken am only stating the obvious, but surely we can con some oil rich arab inte investing in the club!!

Why would anyone with that sort of cash want to invest in a club in scotland?

[shamo9]

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But not to Hearts fan which is who we are talking about.It is clear that romanov was a huge failure it should be funny to see how long it will take them to admit it.

Considering the guy is most likely a Yam, the original question is basically stating subtlety: 'you'd still be happy to be in our situation right now'.

Sure, we'd be a laughing stock. Sure, we'd have a huge debt.

But we'd have the Scottish Cup and several 'demolition derbies' to console ourselves with. I'm sure after so long a lot of Hibs fans would be severely tempted by that.

I admit that Hearts more often than not finishing above us in the league despite their debt frustrates me at times.

[jacomoseven]

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Why would anyone with that sort of cash want to invest in a club in scotland?

This is probably a question that Sir David Moonbeam asks himself a lot.

[happyhibbie]

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Why would anyone with that sort of cash want to invest in a club in scotland?

Why not ?..buy the league just like you lot done a few years back, play in the champs league, gain some european cred ....doesnae last forever though eh, when they get bored wi their toys they move onto bigger & better things ..

[blueisthecolour]

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Why not ?..buy the league just like you lot done a few years back, play in the champs league, gain some european cred ....doesnae last forever though eh, when they get bored wi their toys they move onto bigger & better things ..

Or just buy a club in the EPL where the movey is, instead of wasting time and money in Scotland.