Fundamental Principles & Doctrines Of Hibs.Net

[jabis]

ALL posters at one time ,will wake up with a raging hangover,recall the previous nights events......and log onto Hibs.net with an impending sense of doom !





or is that just me

[lyonhibs]

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ALL posters at one time ,will wake up with a raging hangover,recall the previous nights events......and log onto Hibs.net with an impending sense of doom !





or is that just me

I couldn't possibly comment, however I can say that all posters are immensely glad your 12th word is "hangover" and not something else

[jabis]

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I couldn't possibly comment, however I can say that all posters are immensely glad your 12th word is "hangover" and not something else

Any witty and amusing post,with an OBVIOUS joke,will get the riposte.....

[steakbake]

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Any player leaving the club for the Old Firm shall be reviled as a lickspittle, running dog, until such time as he returns to the Age of Change.

...unless it is for a big fee and he donates some of it to the youth set up.


And the calendar signing thread will never truly go away...

[jabis]

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Never get too attached to the Calander thread. In the end they take it away.

LONG LIVE THE UBERFANNY THREAD

[da-robster]

During a serious discussion in the holy ground it is imperative that someone shall post an unfunny joke followed by a or or smiley the conversation shall go like this

OP: Should we flog children
First reply:Yes
Second reply:trust you
Anyway lets burn everybody

The first poster is obliged then to reply with an equally unfunny joke.Straight after the joke the posters shall either precede to rip into each other or agree fervently with each other.

[The Baldmans Comb]

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Much like drinking, getting married and standing for parliament, age limits apply to Hibs.

If you were born after the mid-70s (so many of them now ) this game has a statutory placing as "...the best atmosphere ever at a Hibs game". A defence of "No, the CIS Cup Final was" is allowed, but only if followed in no less than twenty posts by a Youtube link to the Beeb coverage with Murph and Benj; a Youtube link to someone's phone footage of "SoL"; and a bitter and rancorous debate between the usual suspects about whether or whether not it was Mowbray's team wot won the Cup .

And another thing

Roughly four times a year (might coincide with the summer and winter solstices and the vernal and autumnal equinox, don't know because I haven't checked), someone will enquire about Chico scoring from inside his own half. By law, a thread must follow that establishes the following, over the meandering course of several posts:

• that he scored up the slope;
• it was against Alloa
• that Pat McGinlay also scored with a long-distance lob
• Paddy's goal was against Kilmarnock though
• And it was down the slope
• God, we were top of the league or summat for a bit and we still got relegated
• While we probably would have still got relegated, we wouldn't have if we hadn't got that 2-2 draw against the yams, thus allowing Duffy to keep his job
• Did Chico not score a great goal against Celtc on opening day?
• Henrik Larsson' fault
• The other goal was scored by Lee Power

Magnificent.

[jon_snows_tie]

Posters wanting to boast about their whereabouts in the globe will usually start a thread entitled "Hibs game in..... (florida/sydney/atlantis etc)" prior to a game which is to be televised

[One Day Soon]

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LONG LIVE THE UBERFANNY THREAD

Down with anti-uberfannies.

Anyway, whenever Scotland play it is compulsory to have a completely pointless 'can we do it this time?' versus 'Scotland are so bad we should not only stop supporting them, we should also just abolish the whole country' thread.

The thread will always be redundant because a) agreement will never be reached b) Scotland will inevitably fail and c) obsession with Hibs will quickly and correctly reassert itself as soon as the annoyance which is the international football break is over.

Dashing Bob S has over 7,000 posts abnd khib70 is 55. Fact. End of. Etc