In Chester, a person is permitted to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow, as long as he is inside the city walls after midnight.
Except on a Sunday. Obviously...
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In Chester, a person is permitted to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow, as long as he is inside the city walls after midnight.
Except on a Sunday. Obviously...
Kerry Katona doesn't actually own a cat.
Barry Norman never actually said "And why not?"
When Arthur Thomson signed for Hearts he threw away his Hibs scarf.
Andy Halliday could have won the cup but he ****ed it up.
The Cisco Kid's horse was called Diabolo
Pancho's horse was called Loco
Hopalong Cassidy's horse was called Topper
The Range Rider"'s horse was called Rawhide
Tonto's horse was called Scout
Steptoe's horse was called Hercules
13 out of every 13 jambos are cheats
Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.
If you were a black widow you would pray for your wife to have a headache every night as the female black widow spider devours her mate after mating. She may be found to devour up to 20 mates in a day.
A full size snooker table has 8 legs and 5 pieces of slate. The cloth is tacked onto softwood that is screwed to the slate, with 5/8 tacks which are left with the head proud so are easy to remove.
A quarter of the worlds Hazlenut production goes into making Nutella.
They say the Romans used urine as toothpaste.
(Personally I think they're talking pi$h :wink:)
If you stick the palm your hand on top of a lit candle after rubbing marmite into your palm it won't burn.
Hampden Park was once the biggest stadium in the world.
Most stadia have their main stand on the west side of the pitch so the toffs don't get dazzled by the sun at 3 pm.