What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About three stone.
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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About three stone.
I asked my mate what made him move to Switzerland, he said the flags a big plus!
My great grandfather fell at Waterloo.............. somebody pushed him off the platform.
I'm getting the impression that people posting on this thread are ignoring both the word 'smart' and 'good'.
Hear about the head chef on Mastermind? He said PASS on every question and got them all right.
My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes.
She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.
If you jumped of a river bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
I can't remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I AM LIVID.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony (toe-knee)
When I was young, I was adopted by a man called Daz.
He's my non-biological father.
I know what a pekingese is but what's a shih tzu?
One that doesn't have any penguins.
Did you hear about the guy that took his girlfriend out into the fog and mist?
Walked out of Costa this morning when the guy started speaking a foreign language to me.I asked for coffee in English and he replied "Di Caff", must be Italian or something?