I invented a new word today.
'Plaugurism'.
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I invented a new word today.
'Plaugurism'.
A Roman walks into a bar and sticks the two fingers up at the barman and says "5 beers please".
A wee insect just flew straight at me and exploded.
I think it was a jihadi long legs.
What do you call an itchy pig?..............A pork scratching
There's a restaurant called Karma opened in Reading (that's true BTW). There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
Then there was the drunk circumcisionist who got the sack.
My mates bonsai tree business is doing so well that hes thinking of moving to smaller premises.
Every night before we go to bed my mrs puts on boxing gloves and i sing eye of the tiger, were going through a rocky patch at the moment.
I signed up to a website for constipation but I'm having massive problems with the log out button
Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician............ he worked it out with a pencil. :eek:
A while back a fella in my work got caught ****ging the exhaust pipe of a delivery waggon. He is HGV positive now!
What did the 0 (zero) say to the number 8? "Nice belt".
Two cows sitting in a field, how can you tell which one's on holiday?
It's the one with the wee calf.
Man goes into the Butchers, "Can I have a steak and kidley pie please?"
Butcher says, "You said kidley."
Man says, "No I Didley?!"
Why do ginger people have sore feet?
They have no souls.
There was a Buddhist who turned down an injection before his root canal treatment. His objective: transcend dental medication.
A guy asked if I'd be interested in a survey about reverse psychology.
I said, "No"
He said, "Great, question 1".
Conjunctivitis.com
Thats a site for sore eyes
If I was a Tibetan man I'd back The Dalai Lama