People, usually older men, who stand in a shop and read apaper on the rack for about 5 minutes then walk out without buying it.
If your that interested pay for the ****ing thing, if you're not don't stand there reading it.
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People, usually older men, who stand in a shop and read apaper on the rack for about 5 minutes then walk out without buying it.
If your that interested pay for the ****ing thing, if you're not don't stand there reading it.
Wives who decide they want to start talking to you about all sorts of boring crap when there's only 5 mins left in the footy. GOAL RUSSIA, get in :greengrin.
Guys who insist on the hottest curries as if it's a badge of courage or something.
Why don't they just carry a tin of curry powder about with them and ladle some in?
After all, that's what the restaurants do!
The lack of consistency in the flavour of pringles. Some are laden with flavouring others pretty bland even though they are supposed to be the same flavour.Does my nut in
That moneysupermarket advert with the guy in the heels, boak! Who would that convince to use their product?
Everyone leaving a Lothian Bus says thank you to the driver these days. What's that all about?
They'll be giving them tips next, just for doing their job - not very well either in many cases. Jerking folk around and causing arm and shoulder injuries.
I worked in a newsagent in Portobello for a couple of weeks as a kid. When folk used to do that the owner had a variety of catchphrases for the situation. These included:
- Sorry sir, you appear to have taken a wrong turn. The library is actually on the other side of the road.
- I make a living from you buying it, not standing in my way reading it.
- You can watch the news for free, but you're going to have to pay to read it.
- If you're checking your horoscope, it says beware short, fat, Asian men launching you onto pavements.
These phrases were inevitably followed by something like, "now buy it or **** off".
Old thread this (and not going to go back through reading it all just now).
I assume the use of "lol" has already been mentioned? Irritating as ****.
Skimmed milk.
The utter rubbish that advertising and marketing people spout.
I've just looked at a box of BelVita breakfast biscuits (decent enough biscuits but nothing special) and the first line in the wording is:"At BelVita,we're passionate about breakfast biscuits." Who in their right mind could be passionate about breakfast biscuits? And if they were they'd be mad to boast about it.
Another one off the top of my head (almost literally) - "Your hair looks so nourished." WTF does that even mean?
I hate when sales people are over familiar with you. i.e. "we really care about you and since it's you we'll give you a 'special' deal"
Eh, no pal. Actually, you're trying to sell me something so you can make a living.
FWIW, I have no problem with you getting your cut, but don't come on to me like you are my fairy bleeding godmother. :brickwall
Folk who are sitting in my ST seat and expect me to show them my ST to prove it.
Folk that work in shops that think its fine to rock up at 5 minutes to close in restaurants and eat a 3 course meal but have the shop doors closed at 445 and look at you like **** for coming near the place just before 5.
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This new trend of using the term "bullying" as a positive.
Football commentators an pundits are the worst.
" He has bullied him all over the park"
"bullied him out the way"
Etc.
Posters who try to establish their own catchphrase .
"Purrrrrrrr" is one that comes to mind
:greengrin:
Companies who are happy to take your money, even taking money that they shouldn't, but will do nothing to resolve any problem that arises. McNicholl Van Hire springs to mind.