This should be fun.
(That's an observation on this thread, but doubles nicely as an answer to it)
This should be fun.
(That's an observation on this thread, but doubles nicely as an answer to it)
I'm not eating that.
That tastes................interesting dear
It's very moist
That's the first I've eaten all day.
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Goodnight.
How do you know you don’t like it when you won’t even put it in your mouth?
That went down the wrong pipe.
Och, look at the mess you've made!
Finished!
Can I go watch TV now?
Your plate could do with a wash.
It smells a bit off, but it tastes fine.
Open wide.
Where would you like the cream?
I'm not very keen on fish!
That's going to come out the same way it went in.
Do you like your sausage smoked or battered?
2nds?
It’s always the same...I do all the work while you just sit there like Lord Muck!
Take your time.
Now now, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Yes it is nice, but Mum's always tastes better.
This could be a mite hotter, to be honest.
Grip it round the middle and give the bottom a couple of hard slaps - the sauce will be out in no time!
Ah can eyeways find room fur a wee bit mair...
"I know it's a bit old-fashioned but I like to say Grace before we start?......."
More sausage vicar?
STfyQuote:
Originally Posted by Greentinted
Open wide, here comes the choo choo train
Don't talk with your mouth full.
That's the best spit roast I've had for a while.
Vanilla? Again?
You should include your friend next time.
That's the last time we're having your sister.
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Here's a special treat since it's your birthday.
Are you sure it was in long enough?
Do we just wire in with our fingers?
I didn't realise that bird was so big.
I fancy a cream pie.
Cannae wait to get out of here.
Do you mind if I eat your pie?
It's a bit dry.
If you put all of that in your mouth at once, you're going to choke.
Is that ketchup on your chin?
If you don't eat it now, you'll be having it for your breakfast.
single cream or whipped? or both?
Ask your sister if she wants some too.
That’s why yer Ma’s a legend hen, there’s nowt she cannae dae wi a sausage!
That pearl necklace looks lovely on you tonight, darling....:love ya!:
I’m dribbling
This was quite a poor party as nobody came.
(Yam family dinner party) "It's nice to have a family get together once in a while".
Why am I crying.
Why are you crying?
Why are you laughing?
A Bird in a bird in a bird, splendid!!!
:faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by TRC
Leave some for your sister.
"I don't remember the turducken being this enjoyable last time".Quote:
Originally Posted by TRC
Well that's that done until next Christmas.
That looks a bit hot, try dipping it in some natural yoghurt
What on earth is this?
Gosh I've never had it done like that before.
It's not the same when it's not an even number.
I like it best with the bone left in.
Try it, I'm sure you'll like it.
I love it.
The cock-a-leekie was a definitely a poor starter.
That's some spread on the table.
Tried it once and didn't like it
You must have enjoyed that, it didn't even touch the sides.
He shoots - he Scores!
Menage A Trois.
My French isn't very good, can we have a table for three?
I must say, yours is the tastiest Fanny Craddock I've ever had.
Mmmmmh! Fish, my favourite.
Mmmmm. Salty, cheesy goodness.
Come on, as soon as you swallow that lot, we can go out for a drink.
You weren't this fussy when you were younger.
No, I don’t like fishcakes anymore, I’ll have sausage instead.
Oi!!! Fingers.....
Your mother said you liked it.
You need to pull the cracker harder next time, if you want to hear the bang.
Has the cheese given you a headache.
How long will I put it in for?
I think 2 bottles is enough.
Thats too dry for me.
This only really works with my wife’s family. My mother-in-law makes a sauce to go with steak. The sauce is called “fluffy muff” - seriously!
Oh I can’t wait to taste your mum’s fluffy muff.
I projected this onto my own family and immediately vomited.Quote:
Originally Posted by overdrive
I'll pass. That's too much fat for me.
It's surprising what you can get for £20 when you shop around.
Is that a prawn?
Are you putting THAT in the dishwasher?
Well, it tastes like a prawn.
This is lovely. I don't want it to end.
It's so good, I can't stop ramming it in.
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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
I couldn't manage another one - I'm already full up.
That's a lovely Spread
What was that thing with the bacon rind all about?
Just leave that dear - I'll finish it myself later.
Sorry, can't eat anything with nuts.
MORE!!!!! You want some MORE???
Just push that to the side.
Next time, why don’t we invite your sisters?
A finger of fudge is just enough.....
Is this the right thread :dunno:
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Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
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