People who go into tanning studios white and come out looking like they have been dipped in a frying pan
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People who go into tanning studios white and come out looking like they have been dipped in a frying pan
Any guy over 25 with a hair style that needs gel , cream or hairspray. C'mon guys eh.
Folk who cant position their car to turn right at traffic lights without holding everyone up who wants to turn left or go straight ahead. Morons.
Immature teenagers who like to speak loudly in a crowd so everyone can hear their fanny banter.
Men that gossip. C'mon guys eh .
Continuing my weight theme: diet chat in the office at work.
'Ooh I'm doing the 5/2 diet but I cheated last night and had some chips and a muffin.'
'I'm on weight watchers. I'll just have a bacon and brie panini for lunch, it's 15 points but I'll cut something out tomorrow'
'I'm just so naughty. Mike was having a Chinese last night and I couldn't resist a sweet and sour, spare ribs, fried rice and a banana fritter.'
Then you have to listen to the Friday moan about how none of them have lost any weight and how they are mystified as to why. Swiftly followed by the traditional Friday lunchtime supper from the chippy. Chronic.
No sinister reason mate just followed on from my post above lol. I find guys with big diesels have a problem with quick modified cars that they perseve to be not as valuable as their own.I once had a guy in an Audi refuse to get out my way on the motorway. It turned out he never let me past because I was in a focus (I asked him in the petrol station) and he felt I would hold him up . he didn't like it when I said I had 26k of car with 4k of modifications. These cars you perseve as cheap with expensive exhausts are maybe just maybe valuable older performance cars who are certainly someone's pride and joy
Also ringpieces who think there is something weird about me on occasion going to the pub on my own to read the paper and have a beer. This is worthy of mention in attempted slaggings at least once a week. Usually the same types who think the Christmas party is the highlight of the year and plan their outfit in July.
Loose women should be banned. If it was men talking in the same way, it would be.
Vegans/vegetarians who look down on you for eating meat, it's natural, get over yourself.
Cyclists in general, but more so ones who get onto trains, the self appointed most important people on the planet.
People who are offended by absolutely everything, it's became a major problem, especially since facebook has came about!
When you are running late every traffic light is against you. When you have plenty of time you sail through them all and get to your destination too early.
Happens to me all the time.
Can't get find a parking place so you have to park a good bit away from your destination. You walk and get there just as someone drives off leaving a space right in front of the door.
I got shouted down by the ladies at work the other week for saying the very same thing
Reminds me of the other things I hate on Facebook, people who put up quotes from Marilyn Monroe or some reality TV star to show you how you should be living your life, my favourite one lately is live your life a quarter mile at a time!!
Also guys that send a message to each other with a X at the end, I really don't get the young team at all
Whatever happened to the handshake? Every time I watch a game of football the teams before hand slapping hands in between a high 5 and a handshake. It is about respect, shake hands properly.
Fist Bumping WTF!
People pronouncing "th" as "f" - fink, free, fousand, etc instead of think, three, thousand.
You can pronounce "the" ok so do the others correctly! I blame Eastenders.
Folk who drive around with their front fog lights on when it's not foggy; blinding everyone else cos they think it looks cool 😡
Married guys that say 'you're next' to their unmarried mates.
Guys that Dont care about football being wide when their team wins. Or maybe this is something more general that just makes someone a dick.
People that shout shooooooooot every time a defender has the ball in the opposition half
Cringeworthy chat from young guys these days, usually on Twitter:
'What's happening SAAAAAAAAAN?
'Oooooooosh lad'
'Coming round to mine for pres bruh?'
Even worse when people actually talk like this in real conversations. I was a total ersehole from about 16-20 but not that much of one. Shocking patter.
That winds me right up, I'm 23 but the younger crowd that come into the pub are like that.
Their selfies on Instagram and Twitter are worse, pouting and with a ridiculous comment under the photo. If I'd done that at 18 I'd have got slaughtered off my mates not 60 odd likes.