Perhaps I should have said you should read it.
The sense of overinflated ego and entitlement is hilarious. The last paragraph just puts the tin lid on it - the passive agressive nonsense, sniping from the sidelines, allowing everyone else to "screw it all up" then Celtic riding in like a white knight to clean house - that's what this is all about.
It's undisguised - " I know, it's such a mess.....what? You want me to help out? well I don't know. I'm so busy and important but....I do have one or two ideas - there will be some conditions, of course"
I repeat, I'm no Petrie fan, but having Lawell running the game? No thanks