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18 months since Pet Peeves III.
The fitba' season's over so here's PP-IV prescribed as a wee bit therapy for us moaners until the new season starts.
I hate when temporary roadwork signs are left up when they are not...
This is a game I got from another forum.
I start by saying something
say:What is life
And then the next poster makes an acroynym out of last word of my sentence in response
say:Life is for elephants (but hopefully better:greengrin)
Seen this on a few forums, usually a laugh, apologies if it's already been done on here.
Post the first word that comes into your head after reading the previous post.
I'll start it off.
always had a soft spot for, I guess what you would call educational(?), jokes. Jokes to do with maths and the likes.
best two I've heard recently
My dad once told me i had a lot of potential, right before he pushed me off the balcony.
(not so much a joke, but I like it)
I love useless facts and information, let's hear everyone's.
I will start with a couple
Antartica is the biggest desert in the world
The day on Venus is longer than the year.
I'm heading to Salford tomorrow and looking to be there around half ten.
Travelling from Livingston along the M8, will the roadworks at Ballieston affect my journey time getting across to the M74.
Should I maybe go along the A71?
So where do your immediate family hail from?
Me, born in England (Blackpool), parents both English (Fleetwood and Burnaze (thats near Fleetwood)) grandparents three English (Hull, Bolton and Fleetwood) and one Welsh (near Cardiff).
A new game!!!
I will start by saying the name of a song, the next person then has to name a song title which uses a word from the prebvious title.
E.g Sunshine on Leith (proclaimers)- I'm walking on Sunshine
ill start - The Boys of Summer
(Try not to link words like "The"
It's probably nothing, but we'll just do a quick prostate examination just to be sure.:rolleyes:
I am sure there are plenty of tradesmen on here that work in folks houses all the times. What are some of the funniest incidents that have happened to you.
I have quite a few as a Snooker/Pool table fitter so I'll start.
Two of us were putting a 10ft table in a roof space conversion when the...
Not seen a thread like this for a while, so what gigs are people going to in the near future?
I am just starting this as I suddenly have a load of gigs to go to that have only materialised over the last 6 weeks or so :greengrin
Tomorrow - The Bootleg Beatles, Wellington
Nov 10 - Coldplay,...
There's been a couple of threads like this before but you can't beat a good discussion about beer.
Currently a huge fan of:
William Bros Seven Giraffes
Timothy Taylor Landlord
Cairngorm Trade Winds
Stewart Pentland IPA
Fallen Smokehouse Porter
Just for fun :wink:
A bloke got nicked in West pilton last night for allegedly knocking off a wee scrote that allegedly nicked his motor bike. What would you have done in that situation baring in mind he theiving of bikes and riding them like something out of mad max has been going on for a while now.
Amarone in George Street was the venue for my niece's graduation dinner. I wasn't overly impressed, then again I never really expected to be if I'm honest. Lows were;
Nine out of the ten mains being served together, the tenth person was told "we haven't forgot you,it's just not ready yet" It...
"My Beauty Tips" -Davie Dodds
"Fair Play" - Craig Thomson.
"New Year Celebrations 1973" - Jim Jeffries
"History of The Rangers" - Dave King
"Playing for Hibs" - Rab Shannon
"Forgotten England World Cup Wins" - David Coleman
This is a great forum to read, discuss, argue, sniff sniff (juuust kidding admins :wink:) and talk all things Hibs, but who are your favourite posters?
Just for fun, reveal your admiration for some of your fellow hibees who maybe don't realise you like their stuff and spread a bit of hibs.net...
Right now we are getting into the dark nights what's the best tv series to watch right now ?.. I'm already on Leftovers but your only getting 1 episode a week..Im looking to power through a box set or 2 in a week :greengrin
Cannae watch Game of thrones as i powered through series 1-3 whilst...
How to play;
Someone posts a famous line from a film or TV show.
You must then identify the source of the quote and reply with another famous line which would be an appropriate response to the first one.
Some editorial license is allowed, like name changes, as long as the quote is still...
Need a few more responses on my uni survey on risk management, shouldn't take longer than a couple of minutes.
If you're a business owner do this one instead: https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/SS5TWWL
1) The guy with the wiggly bum - MoneySuperMarket :sick:
2) The twat with the curly wurly moustache - Go Compare :chop:
3) The guy that does their voice over - Wickes. :brickwall
Any reccomendations for Comedy Clubs (as in venues not advice about when to visit and not visit the loo)
Anyone been to the Monkey Barrel? Any good?
Reading the BBC website today and two headlines caught my eye.
They speak volumes about today's society.
1) "SCOTTISH POLICE AUTHORITY BOSS DEFENDS £950-A-DAY ACCOUNTANT"
2) "SOME HOSPITALS SPENDING 94P PER MEAL"
Can anyone spot any more "opposite headlines"?
Okay, but can he do a Peter Crouch goal celebration?
Damage = £600k? And here's me thinking Tracy Emin's bed was a crazy as it gets.
Couldn't find the old book thread and wanted to share a good'un. Anyone else read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? I recently finished it and have been boring everyone to death recommending. Been a while since we had a book thread and I enjoyed the last one. So come one, recommend a book! (since...
Hoover is probably the biggest one, lots of folk refer to their vacuum cleaner as the Hoover regardless of what make it is.
Stanley knife is another
I'm going to a wedding abroad at the end of the month & travelling by plane, what's the best way of taking a kilt outfit? On the plane in a suit carrier (is that allowed?) or just chuck it all in a case?
Anytime i've gone abroad with a kilt before i've been wearing it on the plane but i want to...
Anyone any idea whats happened with the Citroen garage at seafield ? Noticed it's closed down but wanted to go have a look at a car there
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This pipe seems to be leaking a lot of water. Not constantly, I only noticed after picking up a soaking towel that id dropped next to it this morning. There are also signs of water leaking on the wall behind the pipe. Its in my bathroom, under a radiator next to the sink.
Anyone able to tell...
Anyone seen this yet or know what the story behind it is?
I wonder how easy it would be to lift it and take it away? If it doesn't belong to anyone, surely it's fair...
Was wondering if anyone had much experience with the council and how quickly they turn around empty council houses?
My neighbour recently sadly passed away (she was a fair age) and the house is lying empty, it's a 4 in a block and hers is the only council owned property. Anybody have any idea...
I never thought i'd see a comic on tv that was less amusing than Russell Howard but, I think she takes the prize.
As a frequent visitor to Edinburgh virtually all Hibs related Im geting a little put out by the more and more astronomical hotel/BB costs.
Any fellow Hibs fan have a spare room I can use (for fair financial reward obviously) win win situation.
Obviously prepared to pay more if you're fit...
Has anyone tried the app Prankdial?
This thing has had me in stiches for days :greengrin
Basically , you select a prank then enter the victims number and an automated voice recognition program argues with the person and it records it on your phone.
It's actually quite realistic and I...
The reviews are out and they seem to be mixed. Whose going to see it when it comes out or head to the premier on Sunday.
I wonder if it will feature anything about Hibs winning the Scottish Cup!
Anybody on here in to the matched betting? Been doing it myself for a couple of months now and making some good cash from it, it's an improvement on getting rammed from the bookies every weekend anyway.
I only got in to it because of a guy I speak to at the games told me about a hibby he knows...
My son is getting group lessons at his school and it made me remember my old electric acoustic guitar in the garage that hadn't been played for about 17 years. We used to go down to original banana row back in the day and thrash about (very badly!)
Anyway, I decided to get it repaired again and...
Anyone know if you can use this to send laptop screen (images/PDFs/PowerPoint) to a TV screen?
Use this control to limit the display of threads to those newer than the specified time frame.
Allows you to choose the data by which the thread list will be sorted.
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