I stood on a upside down plug.

[Thecat23]

As the title says, I’m a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.

Is there any other pain like this?

[scm70nyd1973]

As the title says, I’m a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.

Is there any other pain like this?

Wayne Foster scoring for the Poppy thieves in the last min against us in the SC must be right up there ! The pain has never really gone away either and comes back every now and then. At least with the plug you can hoof it into another dimension and forget about - like wot Beaumont (was it him ?) should have done with WF. By the way I hope his middle name began with a T - Foster that is.

[BILLYHIBS]

As the title says, I’m a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.

Is there any other pain like this?
RELEGATION both at home to Dundee United and Hamilton Accies.Only ourselves to blame self inflicted. Avoid self inflicted grief keep the charger in its box in future. Ouch!!

:wink:

[HoboHarry]

As the title says, I’m a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.

Is there any other pain like this?
Pah, if that hurt yer a pansy.

Last Friday night I was enjoying a rather convivial evening at my house with friends over for BBQ and alcohol. Generally speaking, a bottle and a half of wine will get me wobbling a bit and an advantage of wine is that it causes less stress on the bladder than twenty twelve pints from a keg of beer.

So it was that after being outside drinking wine and grilling that eventually I had to pee and so wandered in to the by now dark house to avail myself of the facilities. Sadly however Cat A, in his normally relaxed state had no idea about my state of drunkenness and failed to see the danger. I stood on him and the retribution was instant - two paws full of claws and and a mouth full of teeth in my calf had my complete attention. Whoever said you can't feel pain when you are drunk is a lying b*****d.

This was enough to attract the attention of the dog and such was my focus on the pain and bleeding that I didn't see him coming and I fell over that f****r as well. If that wasn't enough the older cat, who hates fighting or playing of any kind wandered in to show everyone who was boss. He filled in the first cat as well as the dog and slashed me with his claws for good measure.

So Cat23, your pain sounds like something I would have preferred to what I suffered and if you could send me the plug that you stood on I will happily shove it up my cats erchie.......

[Ronniekirk]

That's nothing compared to the pain that will be dished out to you on here if Kamberi and Mallan don't get announced this week [emoji23]
The Pain of a Vasectomy Operation that leaves you with a Deep Vein Infection and Swollen Baws Wouldn't wish that on anyone

The Pain as a Teenager of being Jilted by the first person you fall in love with


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[Greenworld]

That's nothing compared to the pain that will be dished out to you on here if Kamberi and Mallan don't get announced this week [emoji23]
The Pain of a Vasectomy Operation that leaves you with a Deep Vein Infection and Swollen Baws Wouldn't wish that on anyone

The Pain as a Teenager of being Jilted by the first person you fall in love with


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[HappyAsHellas]

I work shifts and it's a regular occurrence for me to be going to bed whilst my better half is already asleep. As I have figured out how to get to my side of the bed without putting the light on I have trodden on these plugs several times and it can be quite nippy. If you want to stand on something painful may I suggest a weever fish. The crushing pain of being rejected by your first true love will fade with immediate effect. Swimming shoes - just wear them in the Med.

[Smartie]

Have you lot spent the weekend watching cartoons?

I just narrowly avoided stepping on a banana skin. Who knows what might have happened?

[Hibbyradge]

Pah, if that hurt yer a pansy.

Last Friday night I was enjoying a rather convivial evening at my house with friends over for BBQ and alcohol. Generally speaking, a bottle and a half of wine will get me wobbling a bit and an advantage of wine is that it causes less stress on the bladder than twenty twelve pints from a keg of beer.

So it was that after being outside drinking wine and grilling that eventually I had to pee and so wandered in to the by now dark house to avail myself of the facilities. Sadly however Cat A, in his normally relaxed state had no idea about my state of drunkenness and failed to see the danger. I stood on him and the retribution was instant - two paws full of claws and and a mouth full of teeth in my calf had my complete attention. Whoever said you can't feel pain when you are drunk is a lying b*****d.

This was enough to attract the attention of the dog and such was my focus on the pain and bleeding that I didn't see him coming and I fell over that f****r as well. If that wasn't enough the older cat, who hates fighting or playing of any kind wandered in to show everyone who was boss. He filled in the first cat as well as the dog and slashed me with his claws for good measure.

So Cat23, your pain sounds like something I would have preferred to what I suffered and if you could send me the plug that you stood on I will happily shove it up my cats erchie.......

:faf: :faf: :faf:

That sounds like something out of a Tom Sharpe novel. :hilarious

[snooky]

There's always the old argument of which is the more painful. Childbirth or a kick in the goolies? As has been pointed out, the latter wins as nobody has ever said after receiving a kick in the danglers they would freely choose to go through the experience again.

[CropleyWasGod]

Have you lot spent the weekend watching cartoons?

I just narrowly avoided stepping on a banana skin. Who knows what might have happened?

A piano would have dropped on your head.

[Jay]

There's always the old argument of which is the more painful. Childbirth or a kick in the goolies? As has been pointed out, the latter wins as nobody has ever said after receiving a kick in the danglers they would freely choose to go through the experience again.

A woman goes through childbirth a second time despite the pain because of the outcome though. Not even comparable.

[Hibbyradge]

Have you lot spent the weekend watching cartoons?

I just narrowly avoided stepping on a banana skin. Who knows what might have happened?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/rcqLoCkhmikZW/giphy.gif

[Hibbyradge]

A woman goes through childbirth a second time despite the pain because of the outcome though. Not even comparable.

:tee hee:

I'm not convinced he was being entirely serious. :greengrin

[Jay]

:tee hee:

I'm not convinced he was being entirely serious. :greengrin

I didnt think he was.

[snooky]

A woman goes through childbirth a second time despite the pain because of the outcome though. Not even comparable.

I know. :greengrin I was just :fishin: ... and caught one. :whistle:. :devil:

[Jay]

I know. :greengrin I was just :fishin: ... and caught one. :whistle:. :devil:

:aok:

[Hibrandenburg]

There's always the old argument of which is the more painful. Childbirth or a kick in the goolies? As has been pointed out, the latter wins as nobody has ever said after receiving a kick in the danglers they would freely choose to go through the experience again.

I've been sent videos that would debunk that theory. :duck:

[snooky]

I've been sent videos that would debunk that theory. :duck:

I'll pass. :offski:

[Hibbyradge]

I'll pass out. :offski:

Ftfy

[snooky]

Ftfy

:greengrin :agree: :sick: :faint:

(... and, FWIW, I was present at the births of both my kids).

[Wilson]

:greengrin :agree: :sick: :faint:

(... and, FWIW, I was present at the births of both my kids).

Like every good Mother should be...

[Jay]

:greengrin :agree: :sick: :faint:

(... and, FWIW, I was present at the births of both my kids).

I was off my face on drugs, present is a very loose term :greengrin

[snooky]

I was off my face on drugs, present is a very loose term :greengrin

"You were lucky" - 4 Yorkshiremen sketch.

[Jay]

"You were lucky" - 4 Yorkshiremen sketch.

I have no clue what your on about

[snooky]

I have no clue what your on about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE
While you women are spaced out on drugs, us men had to face the whole birth scene in the real world. :wink:

[Jay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE
While you women are spaced out on drugs, us men had to face the whole birth scene in the real world. :wink:

I have nothing but sympathy for you.

[HoboHarry]

:faf: :faf: :faf:

That sounds like something out of a Tom Sharpe novel. :hilarious
Wish I could write like he used to do...... :agree:

[snooky]

I have nothing but sympathy for you. (No smiley???)
I appreciate your concern :wink: :greengrin

[Craig_HFC]

A woman goes through childbirth a second time despite the pain because of the outcome though. Not even comparable.

Which adds further weight to the original arguement... there is no upside to a kick in the Haw Maws.

:greengrin

[Hibby70]

I stood on a plug once. It wasn't sore, I just got a bit of a shock.

[Hibbyradge]

Wish I could write like he used to do...... :agree:

That was a decent effort :thumbsup:

[Hibbyradge]

I stood on a plug once. It wasn't sore, I just got a bit of a shock.

That's an oldie, but a goodie.

Is there anything a bit more current doing the circuit?

[matty_f]

That's an oldie, but a goodie.

Is there anything a bit more current doing the circuit?

Did it bring you back down to earth?

[CropleyWasGod]

That's an oldie, but a goodie.

Is there anything a bit more current doing the circuit?

You'll get the chair. :rolleyes:

[Jay]

I appreciate your concern :wink: :greengrin

I apologise for my lack of smilies today. Im on my phone and its extra effort I often cant be bothered with :na na:

(Bothered there)

[matty_f]

You'll get the chair. :rolleyes:

You definitely want to check that for upside down plugs before you sit down!

[Hibbyradge]

You'll get the chair. :rolleyes:

I'll just have to socket up.

[CropleyWasGod]

You definitely want to check that for upside down plugs before you sit down!

That might be a wee buzz for those who are AC/DC.

[snooky]

I stood on a plug once. It wasn't sore, I just got a bit of a shock.

You're pulling my wire, aren't you? :cool2:

[Hibbyradge]

You're pulling my wire, aren't you? :cool2:

He's just being a bit flash.

[heretoday]

When you stub your toe there's a split second when you know that sharp pain is coming. Then it comes.

[Hibbyradge]

When you stub your toe there's a split second when you know that sharp pain is coming. Then it comes.

Indeed. I once broke my toe when I stubbed it in a rush to get to the big.

My wife was asleep so I had to do one of those silent screams. :hilarious

[Northernhibee]

Mods, can we fuse this with the other insufferable pun threads? I'll be accused of battery otherwise.

:hyper

[Hibbyradge]

Mods, can we fuse this with the other insufferable pun threads? I'll be accused of battery otherwise.

:hyper

I doubt that request will generate any action.

[Smartie]

In the current highly charged atmosphere of Hibs.net, it doesn't take much to spark a flow of puns.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

A couple of new signings would completely transform the negative energy on here.

[Hibbyradge]

A couple of new signings would completely transform the negative energy on here.

Yes, Hibs business in the transfer market seems to be static.

[snooky]

A couple of new signings would completely transform the negative energy on here.

Like getting Berti Volts as Director of Football?

[Hibbyradge]

Like getting Berti Volts as Director of Football?

I think you're going to see a lot of resistance to that pun.

[Northernhibee]

My dog urinated on the same plug whilst I'd given up changing the fuse for Christmas choir rehearsal.

Pees on earth.

[snooky]

My dog urinated on the same plug whilst I'd given up changing the fuse for Christmas choir rehearsal.

Pees on earth.

Hot dogs for Christmas dinner?

[CropleyWasGod]

My dog urinated on the same plug whilst I'd given up changing the fuse for Christmas choir rehearsal.

Pees on earth.I'll say a few ohms for you at my yoga class tonight

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[snooky]

I'll say a few ohms for you at my yoga class tonight

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Will there be a charge for that? :dunno:

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Will there be a charge for that? :dunno:

Watt do you think? Amp not so sure.

[LustForLeith]

That's nothing compared to the pain that will be dished out to you on here if Kamberi and Mallan don't get announced this week [emoji23]
The Pain of a Vasectomy Operation that leaves you with a Deep Vein Infection and Swollen Baws Wouldn't wish that on anyone

The Pain as a Teenager of being Jilted by the first person you fall in love with


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Can also vouch for the pain after a snip. Still shrivel at the thought

[Ronniekirk]

Can also vouch for the pain after a snip. Still shrivel at the thought

But I had to miss the Anderlecht away game because of it


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[LustForLeith]

But I had to miss the Anderlecht away game because of it


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Ouch!