Grammar Police

[snooky]

PC Alfiembra suggested we need a thread for this subject alone so here it is.

I may as well kick off ......

Who's/Whose going next?

[danhibees1875]

A hole thread is just taking it to far.

[lapsedhibee]

PC Alfiembra suggested we need a thread for this subject alone so here it is.

I may as well kick off ......

Who's/Whose going next?

Reported for elitism.

[McSwanky]

Is their really any need for this thread?

[Hibbyradge]

Yous could of told me about this thread earlier.

[danhibees1875]

Yous could of told me about this thread earlier.

Were just waiting for you too contribute more.

[Peevemor]

Deer oh deer....

[Scouse Hibee]

Is this were I can find the write words too you's

[Peevemor]

Some people of already taken this to far!

[EH6 Hibby]

I know these are all puns and are not intended to be serious, but I am on the verge of ripping my eyes out after about 10 posts. :brickwall

[Greentinted]

Its hard to no witch thread too post on cos theirs to many.

[IGRIGI]

I should not of opened this thread.

[haagsehibby]

The less apostrophe’s, the better for this thread I would of thought.

[Pete]

I know these are all puns and are not intended to be serious, but I am on the verge of ripping my eyes out after about 10 posts. :brickwall

Is there any pacific one that really annoys you?

[Alfiembra]

Is there any pacific one that really annoys you?

What have I did?

[Hibrandenburg]

Theirs no need for this. They'res so many people who don't know there grammar and don't care, this thread will have no affect on them.

[snooky]

I should not of opened this thread.

Me neither! :wink:
What have just gone and did.

[ancient hibee]

Your confusing grammer and speling.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

The OP has came in and done brilliant.

[The_Exile]

Be a ware, I’m going too loose the head with all these misteaks.

[Green Man]

Grammar mistakes really annoy me. It literally boils my blood.

[wpj]

This thread won't not last long once people get board.

[snooky]

This thread won't not last long once people get board.

Do you think I should clothes it?

[calumhibee1]

Grammar mistakes really annoy me. It literally boils my blood.

That’s a good won. I literally had steam coming out my ears when I read that.

[Hibbyradge]

Do you think I should clothes it?

Its a shame when an educational thread like this loses it's way.

[Danderhall Hibs]

Its a shame when an educational thread like this loses it's way.

*looses

[Hibbyradge]

*looses

I no.

I spelt it like that on purpose cos I didn't want to detract from its' mane point.

[McD]

Should of not bothered opening this thread :greengrin

[Geo_1875]

Can't help but like threads like this like.

[Dan Sarf]

Whoose Grammar are we exactly talking about? Mine's deid.

[NAE NOOKIE]

Noone shood find this thread funny, their but for the grace of God go eye is the take on which I have about it. Even if the sentence on which I'm reading has a phew pieces of bad speling and its bad grammer makes it more difficult than I would find it usual in something I'm reading somewhere else like a newspaper its not a big difference to make out what the poster has said to me at least. Thers two many of yous critically criticising other folk about there writing and that stuff.

[wpj]

Do you think I should clothes it?

I wood of two be onist

[snooky]

I wood of two be onist

I, awe write. Neigh swett. :coffee:

[ancient hibee]

Noone shood find this thread funny, their but for the grace of God go eye is the take on which I have about it. Even if the sentence on which I'm reading has a phew pieces of bad speling and its bad grammer makes it more difficult than I would find it usual in something I'm reading somewhere else like a newspaper its not a big difference to make out what the poster has said to me at least. Thers two many of yous critically criticising other folk about there writing and that stuff.
12/10.At least we don’t need an arithmetical tutorial.

[snooky]

Here, here / hear, hear.

Fwiw, the term is short for "hear him, hear him".
In the past, I've responded to "here, here" with "where, where?"

[lapsedhibee]

Here, here / hear, hear.

Fwiw, the term is short for "hear him, hear him".
In the past, I've responded to "here, here" with "where, where?"

I don't mind people saying "here here" out loud, but they shouldn't write it down like that. :agree:

[snooky]

I don't mind people saying "here here" out loud, but they shouldn't write it down like that. :agree:
:tee hee:

[Mixu62]

This thread is ammense. Were else can you find this entertainment. (Deliberately not ending a question with a question mark.)

[Alfiembra]

This thread is ammense. Were else can you find this entertainment. (Deliberately not ending a question with a question mark.)

whose Mark?

[Hibbyradge]

This thread is ammense. Were else can you find this entertainment. (Deliberately not ending a question with a question mark.)

Is it possible to end a question without a question?

And why are you telling Mark?

[Mixu62]

Is it possible to end a question without a question?

And why are you telling Mark?

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[ancient hibee]

If Livi win the play off will people stop posting about some guy Patrick?

[snooky]

If Livi win the play off will people stop posting about some guy Patrick?

Thistle be a first :wink:

[Alfiembra]

If Livi win the play off will people stop posting about some guy Patrick?

Livingstone I presume.

[Sir David Gray]

If Livi win the play off will people stop posting about some guy Patrick?

I would be careful about poking fun about this.

I made a light hearted comment a few weeks ago when someone mentioned Patrick when they meant Partick and I was accused of making a fool of someone who had dyslexia.

[snooky]

I would be careful about poking fun about this.

I made a light hearted comment a few weeks ago when someone mentioned Patrick when they meant Partick and I was accused of making a fool of someone who had dyslexia.

I've got a mild version of it.
Dyslexia rules K.O.

[Mibbes Aye]

I've got a mild version of it.
Dyslexia rules K.O.

Me too.

I often lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Me too.

I often lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Tell me about it, I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

[Alfiembra]

Tell me about it, I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.


Me too.

I often lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.


You guys need to join the DNA

National Dyslexic Association

[snooky]

You guys need to join the DNA

National Dyslexic Association

I heard they've found a cure for dyslexia. That's music to my ar$e.

[heretoday]

I would be careful about poking fun about this.

I made a light hearted comment a few weeks ago when someone mentioned Patrick when they meant Partick and I was accused of making a fool of someone who had dyslexia.
I'm surprised they're not after you for condensation.