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snooky
07-05-2018, 10:27 AM
PC Alfiembra suggested we need a thread for this subject alone so here it is.

I may as well kick off ......

Who's/Whose going next?

danhibees1875
07-05-2018, 10:52 AM
A hole thread is just taking it to far.

lapsedhibee
07-05-2018, 10:54 AM
PC Alfiembra suggested we need a thread for this subject alone so here it is.

I may as well kick off ......

Who's/Whose going next?

Reported for elitism.

McSwanky
07-05-2018, 10:57 AM
Is their really any need for this thread?

Hibbyradge
07-05-2018, 11:14 AM
Yous could of told me about this thread earlier.

danhibees1875
07-05-2018, 11:16 AM
Yous could of told me about this thread earlier.

Were just waiting for you too contribute more.

Peevemor
07-05-2018, 11:34 AM
Deer oh deer....

Scouse Hibby
07-05-2018, 11:53 AM
Is this were I can find the write words too you's

Peevemor
07-05-2018, 12:19 PM
Some people of already taken this to far!

EH6 Hibby
07-05-2018, 12:37 PM
I know these are all puns and are not intended to be serious, but I am on the verge of ripping my eyes out after about 10 posts. :brickwall

Greentinted
07-05-2018, 01:02 PM
Its hard to no witch thread too post on cos theirs to many.

IGRIGI
07-05-2018, 01:53 PM
I should not of opened this thread.

haagsehibby
07-05-2018, 01:55 PM
The less apostropheís, the better for this thread I would of thought.

Pete
07-05-2018, 02:02 PM
I know these are all puns and are not intended to be serious, but I am on the verge of ripping my eyes out after about 10 posts. :brickwall

Is there any pacific one that really annoys you?

Alfiembra
07-05-2018, 02:45 PM
Is there any pacific one that really annoys you?

What have I did?

Hibrandenburg
07-05-2018, 03:20 PM
Theirs no need for this. They'res so many people who don't know there grammar and don't care, this thread will have no affect on them.

snooky
07-05-2018, 03:51 PM
I should not of opened this thread.

Me neither! :wink:
What have just gone and did.

ancient hibee
07-05-2018, 07:27 PM
Your confusing grammer and speling.

NORTHERNHIBBY
07-05-2018, 09:25 PM
The OP has came in and done brilliant.

The_Exile
07-05-2018, 09:31 PM
Be a ware, Iím going too loose the head with all these misteaks.

Green Man
07-05-2018, 10:10 PM
Grammar mistakes really annoy me. It literally boils my blood.

wpj
07-05-2018, 10:23 PM
This thread won't not last long once people get board.

snooky
07-05-2018, 11:02 PM
This thread won't not last long once people get board.

Do you think I should clothes it?

calumhibee1
08-05-2018, 07:01 AM
Grammar mistakes really annoy me. It literally boils my blood.

Thatís a good won. I literally had steam coming out my ears when I read that.

Hibbyradge
08-05-2018, 07:47 AM
Do you think I should clothes it?

Its a shame when an educational thread like this loses it's way.

Danderhall Hibs
08-05-2018, 11:44 AM
Its a shame when an educational thread like this loses it's way.

*looses

Hibbyradge
08-05-2018, 12:12 PM
*looses

I no.

I spelt it like that on purpose cos I didn't want to detract from its' mane point.

McD
08-05-2018, 01:01 PM
Should of not bothered opening this thread :greengrin

Geo_1875
08-05-2018, 01:17 PM
Can't help but like threads like this like.

Dan Sarf
08-05-2018, 01:39 PM
Whoose Grammar are we exactly talking about? Mine's deid.

NAE NOOKIE
08-05-2018, 10:16 PM
Noone shood find this thread funny, their but for the grace of God go eye is the take on which I have about it. Even if the sentence on which I'm reading has a phew pieces of bad speling and its bad grammer makes it more difficult than I would find it usual in something I'm reading somewhere else like a newspaper its not a big difference to make out what the poster has said to me at least. Thers two many of yous critically criticising other folk about there writing and that stuff.

wpj
08-05-2018, 10:57 PM
Do you think I should clothes it?

I wood of two be onist

snooky
08-05-2018, 11:46 PM
I wood of two be onist

I, awe write. Neigh swett. :coffee:

ancient hibee
12-05-2018, 08:29 PM
Noone shood find this thread funny, their but for the grace of God go eye is the take on which I have about it. Even if the sentence on which I'm reading has a phew pieces of bad speling and its bad grammer makes it more difficult than I would find it usual in something I'm reading somewhere else like a newspaper its not a big difference to make out what the poster has said to me at least. Thers two many of yous critically criticising other folk about there writing and that stuff.
12/10.At least we donít need an arithmetical tutorial.

snooky
13-05-2018, 10:32 AM
Here, here / hear, hear.

Fwiw, the term is short for "hear him, hear him".
In the past, I've responded to "here, here" with "where, where?"

lapsedhibee
13-05-2018, 08:45 PM
Here, here / hear, hear.

Fwiw, the term is short for "hear him, hear him".
In the past, I've responded to "here, here" with "where, where?"

I don't mind people saying "here here" out loud, but they shouldn't write it down like that. :agree:

snooky
13-05-2018, 11:12 PM
I don't mind people saying "here here" out loud, but they shouldn't write it down like that. :agree:
:tee hee:

Mixu62
14-05-2018, 12:13 AM
This thread is ammense. Were else can you find this entertainment. (Deliberately not ending a question with a question mark.)

Alfiembra
14-05-2018, 04:12 PM
This thread is ammense. Were else can you find this entertainment. (Deliberately not ending a question with a question mark.)

whose Mark?

Hibbyradge
14-05-2018, 06:36 PM
This thread is ammense. Were else can you find this entertainment. (Deliberately not ending a question with a question mark.)

Is it possible to end a question without a question?

And why are you telling Mark?

Mixu62
16-05-2018, 09:02 AM
Is it possible to end a question without a question?

And why are you telling Mark?

20770

ancient hibee
18-05-2018, 09:12 PM
If Livi win the play off will people stop posting about some guy Patrick?

snooky
18-05-2018, 11:01 PM
If Livi win the play off will people stop posting about some guy Patrick?

Thistle be a first :wink:

Alfiembra
19-05-2018, 05:39 AM
If Livi win the play off will people stop posting about some guy Patrick?

Livingstone I presume.

Sir David Gray
19-05-2018, 08:03 AM
If Livi win the play off will people stop posting about some guy Patrick?

I would be careful about poking fun about this.

I made a light hearted comment a few weeks ago when someone mentioned Patrick when they meant Partick and I was accused of making a fool of someone who had dyslexia.

snooky
19-05-2018, 10:07 AM
I would be careful about poking fun about this.

I made a light hearted comment a few weeks ago when someone mentioned Patrick when they meant Partick and I was accused of making a fool of someone who had dyslexia.

I've got a mild version of it.
Dyslexia rules K.O.

Mibbes Aye
19-05-2018, 01:00 PM
I've got a mild version of it.
Dyslexia rules K.O.

Me too.

I often lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Pedantic_Hibee
19-05-2018, 08:20 PM
Me too.

I often lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Tell me about it, I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Alfiembra
19-05-2018, 09:58 PM
Tell me about it, I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.


Me too.

I often lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.


You guys need to join the DNA

National Dyslexic Association

snooky
19-05-2018, 11:31 PM
You guys need to join the DNA

National Dyslexic Association

I heard they've found a cure for dyslexia. That's music to my ar$e.

heretoday
25-05-2018, 03:02 PM
I would be careful about poking fun about this.

I made a light hearted comment a few weeks ago when someone mentioned Patrick when they meant Partick and I was accused of making a fool of someone who had dyslexia.
I'm surprised they're not after you for condensation.