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snooky
24-01-2018, 07:04 PM
I remember the Celtc fans calling Stuart Slater "Jigsaw" because he went to pieces in the box.
Derek Johnstone was called tadpole by the Rangers fans because he was all head and no feet.

Future17
24-01-2018, 08:41 PM
"One Size" Fitz Hall.

O'Rourke3
24-01-2018, 10:18 PM
Great Balls Offiah was a cracker.

heretoday
24-01-2018, 11:07 PM
Tommy No Bobs.

Hibrandenburg
24-01-2018, 11:41 PM
Our boss has a genetic eye disorder that means his sight is continuously deteriorating, he's also a complete ****er. Our young pilots have now started calling him T-Rex because they've figured out if they stand really still then he won't notice them.

Mixu62
25-01-2018, 04:19 AM
Not really a nickname, but a mate used to have a dog named Papillion cos it was always trying to escape.

Mr White
25-01-2018, 05:51 AM
Saw one on Facebook a few months back on one of those Scottish humour pages that described a guy called Wayne Bruce having the nickname "Manbat". Probably made up but still :tee hee:

Mixu62
25-01-2018, 06:23 AM
Meadowbank Thistle fans used to call Donald Park "Tolouse" after Tolouse Llautrec.

hibs#1
25-01-2018, 09:27 AM
Went to school with a boy who got called chin after he supposedly locked his pet chinchilla in the oven when it was on.accidentally of course he always denied it but it stuck anyway.

Eaststand
25-01-2018, 09:40 AM
In the Navy, everybody had daft nicknames,

Tall guys were shorty, or Tiny
Short guys were lofty


Anybody with the surname Ritchie was usually 'Mabossa' :-0

GGTTH

Scouse Hibee
25-01-2018, 11:05 AM
Girl I used to work with had a very strange way of walking. She definitely did not have a disabilty as giving her a nickname wouldn't have been tolerated. She gained the nickname "broken erse"

Alfiembra
25-01-2018, 03:24 PM
My brother told me of a guy at his work called the "Destroyer" because he was always looking for a sub.

Peevemor
25-01-2018, 03:25 PM
My brother told me of a guy at his work called the "Destroyer" because he was always looking for a sub.

There was a guy in our local that we nicknamed torpedo for the same reason.

Eaststand
25-01-2018, 03:58 PM
There was a guy in our local that we nicknames torpedo for the same reason.

What about a fella called the Exorcist.
When he visited your house, he made all your spirits disappear


My Auntie Genie
She was called that cos when you opened a bottle she just magically appeared

Next :-)

GGTTH

Pretty Boy
25-01-2018, 04:11 PM
Used to have a mate that we called PF which stood for 'phantom ****'.

Almost every time we went out he would supposedly get a phone call about 11.30 from 'some bird' who was apparently 'gagging for it'. His flatmate confirmed that on most of these ocassions he would pitch up at home less than half an hour after leaving us. He either had a few issues in the bedroom or he was at it.

Hibrandenburg
25-01-2018, 05:12 PM
We had one fat lad in our regiment called Ian so he got the nickname Eugene.

Scouse Hibee
25-01-2018, 06:50 PM
A guy we nicknamed blister as he only appeared after all tbe hard work had been done.

NORTHERNHIBBY
25-01-2018, 08:03 PM
We had a Foreman formally known as The Blacksmith. One mention of work and he made a bolt for the door.

And Campbell Baxter who was known as Two Soups.

Danderhall Hibs
25-01-2018, 11:11 PM
These were all on Off the ball last weekend! We’re you all tweeting/texting them in or is it just a coincidence?

rodhibs55
26-01-2018, 12:40 PM
These were all on Off the ball last weekend! We’re you all tweeting/texting them in or is it just a coincidence?

Mabawsa
I believe was Andy Ritchie (the blob's) nickname.

Higgo
26-01-2018, 12:56 PM
At my high school one of the janitors was very short, plump and balding with dark black hair around the sides. He was nicknamed "Janny De Vito" due to his resemblance of a well known Hollywood actor. :greengrin

rodhibs55
26-01-2018, 01:52 PM
I think Craig Levien's nickname is Elmer. If its not it should be because he is a F*d

Just Jimmy
26-01-2018, 06:48 PM
We have a 'mate' nicknamed BS as he just slavers total...

I knew a guy called Ian Kerr. His mates all called him Juan.



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