Songs you hate

[Captain Trips]

Seeing as we have a few music threads I thought I would start this on songs you hate or found annoying. I will get ball rolling with:

Word Up - Cameo or Gun
How Bizzare - OMC
All songs - M People

[easty]

I got a feeling - Black Eyed Peas

[snooky]

For starters....
Little Children - Billy J Kramer & the Dakotas
Being With You - Smokey Robinson
The Floral Dance - Terry (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-439875/Wogan-celeb-paid-Children-In-Need.html) Wogan

[Hibrandenburg]

I do it for you - Bryan Adams
Money for Nothing- Dire Straights

[Future17]

Happy -Pharell Williams

[lord bunberry]

Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman.

[Sylar]

Dancing Queen - ABBA.

It's like a ****ing killswitch whenever I hear it.

[patch1875]

One more time - Daft Punk
All together now - The Farm

[easty]

Galway Girl - Ed Sheeran

[Pretty Boy]

Galway Girl - Ed Sheeran

In reply to this and your earlier post can I just say anything by the Black Eyed Peas and Ed Sheeran.

[Radium]

Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears [emoji86]


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[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Despacito - absolute bollocks.

[WeeRussell]

"I need a Dolla, I dolla is what I need" - don't know who by but it irritates me

Same applies to "Black n gold" - Sam Sparrow I think?

Don't hate it but Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a prayer" just doesn't do anything for me now I've heard it and continue to hear it that much. (I like his other songs).

An old one I used to despise was "Must be a reason why I'm king of my castle" or something along those lines, horrible dance club type repetitive tune.

Scrolling through this thread - I'll agree and put "one more time" in by Daft Punk too. Kind of similar reasons to the one above.

[blackpoolhibs]

Mack the knife, bloody hate it.

[Hiber-nation]

I don't know and don't care who sings it but Moves Like Jagger is the one of the most annoying tunes I've ever heard. Seemed to be on in the works canteen every morning and nearly put me off my bacon roll...

There was also a Bruno Mars song at the time and it was even worse....thankfully can't remember how it went.

[Future17]

An old one I used to despise was "Must be a reason why I'm king of my castle" or something along those lines, horrible dance club type repetitive tune.

Change the lyrics to, "must be a reason why they're ***** at Tynecastle" and it becomes very catchy. :greengrin

[Wilson]

Despacito - absolute bollocks.

Funny name for a band.

[Hibee87]

Gnarles Barkley, Forget You and crazy....and dunno who sings it but guess its called 'I got Bills'

I hate loads of songs and bands in general but those 3 give me proper angry feelings.

[Marcus_Hibs]

In reply to this and your earlier post can I just say anything by the Black Eyed Peas and Ed Sheeran.

beat me to it! I am genuinely staggered by all the ed Sheeran hype and on the black eyed peas, their performance before the CL final was beyond woeful!

[McD]

You’re gorgeous - babybird

[Future17]

Gnarles Barkley, Forget You and crazy....and dunno who sings it but guess its called 'I got Bills'

I hate loads of songs and bands in general but those 3 give me proper angry feelings.

Forget You was Cee-Lo Green...unless you were being ironic. :-)

Bills was Lunch Money Lewis.

[Onceinawhile]

Forget You was Cee-Lo Green...unless you were being ironic. :-)

Bills was Lunch Money Lewis.

Aye but cee lo was the voice of gnarls Barclay so that seems fair.

[Billy Whizz]

My all time hate record is a Jeniffer Rush, the power of love

I was best man at my friends wedding, they played this tune.
Aagh

[Captain Trips]

Galway Girl - Ed Sheeran

Oh yes and all his othee material. Overrated beyond belief IMO

[Smartie]

My all time hate record is a Jeniffer Rush, the power of love

I was best man at my friends wedding, they played this tune.
Aagh

I love that tune, for a special reason.

My mate's parents owned a pub, and they used to turn a blind eye to us drinking there as teenagers. It was a tiny village inn and it was a quality place to spend our drinking apprenticeships.

Once a month they held a karaoke night. All of the locals got up to sing their party pieces to each other, as they did every month.

Another one of my mates decided that he was going to sing a heartfelt version of Jennifer Rush's song dedicated to the gorgeous young lady he had a crush on at that time, and he had been trying to build up the courage to ask her out for ages. As the good mates we were, we fully agreed that this was surely the best way for him to seduce the young lovely (s******, s******).

So up he goes, ready to belt out a emotional love ballad. Only he gets the song choice wrong, and goes for the Huey Lewis and the News song of the same name. Having already announced to the young lady that he was going to perform something special for her to the song he was going to sing, he was past the point of no return and launched into the most horrifically appalling, hip-thrusting "dancing" and singing performance that you could ever imagine an awkward, unattractive, uncomfortable yet utterly committed 17 year old producing.

The only saving grace for him was that this was 1995 and there wasn't a camera phone in sight - so you will all just have to take my word for how bad/ magnificent it was.

He didn't get the young lady.

And I chuckle at the very mention of "the power of love".

[jodjam]

Queen - radio bloody gaga

[Galahibby]

Queen - radio bloody gaga

I love Queen, but have never taken to I Want to Break Free for some reason. Same goes for Wonderwall. Of all the great Oasis songs there are, I just don't get how that is their most successful one.

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[matty_f]

Tubthumping by Chumbawumba. Brutal.

[Hermit Crab]

Anything on Capital Radio. Some of the songs played at ER are chronic too.
coldplay, the boy looks and sounds like a yodelling Morris dancer.

[Haymaker]

Anything by Coldplay and Ed Sheeren.

[Marcus_Hibs]

Anything from Grease. Nothing I despise more than when those songs get wheeled out at a wedding

[Future17]

Aye but cee lo was the voice of gnarls Barclay so that seems fair.

Fair - I did not know that.

[Pretty Boy]

Anything by Coldplay and Ed Sheeren.

The enduring popularity of Coldplay is perhaps the biggest mystery in Britain today.

There are bands I don't like but I can understand the appeal, the Foo Fighters as an example, but Coldplays appeal eludes me. Music for lifts and dentist waiting rooms.

[Geo_1875]

I can honestly say there is no particular song I hate. There are artists I can't warm to. Rod Stewart springs to mind and his destruction of the Great American Songbook in particular.

[Sylar]

If it was an 'artists you hate', I could be here all day - perhaps a different thread though :greengrin

Having said that, there are many bands out there that I just can't stomach, and so I dislike the vast majority of their stuff.

Anything by Oasis/Liam Gallagher/Noel Gallgher for example!

[weecounty hibby]

Anything by Coldplay and Ed Sheeren.
Is the right answer. In my opinion both of these prove that it is better to be fashionable and loved by the media than it is to actually be any good

[Jim44]

Stairway To Heaven. - Rolf Harris cover.

[Hermit Crab]

If it was an 'artists you hate', I could be here all day - perhaps a different thread though :greengrin

Having said that, there are many bands out there that I just can't stomach, and so I dislike the vast majority of their stuff.

Anything by Oasis/Liam Gallagher/Noel Gallgher for example!


No way!!! :shocked: :no way:

[SteveHFC]

No way!!! :shocked: :no way:

I second this.

[Captain Trips]

I find Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac to be annoying, that opening belly harpy noise gets right on my ++++

[Northernhibee]

Bohemian Rhapsody - **** for pissed up hen nights

Son of a Preacher Man - love Dusty Springfield but hate this song.

[Alfiembra]

if I thought about it long enough would probably come up wth loads, but one that springs instantly to mind is Vienna by Ultavox hate the song and Midge Ure.

[WeeRussell]

Change the lyrics to, "must be a reason why they're ***** at Tynecastle" and it becomes very catchy. :greengrin

You may have just helped me stomach that tune for the rest of my days :agree:

[hibs#1]

Yellow-coldplay
Beautiful-james blunt

As an aside oasis were far better than the Beatles.(there I said)

[bigwheel]

Yellow-coldplay
Beautiful-james blunt

As an aside oasis were far better than the Beatles.(there I said)


I much prefer the original r&b artists to the Beatles - so not even much of a fan -but That last statement is a joke right ?? Oasis modelled themselves on the Beatles, but there is no way their legacy compares.

[Smartie]

Bohemian Rhapsody - **** for pissed up hen nights

Son of a Preacher Man - love Dusty Springfield but hate this song.

Wow - these are two of my favourite songs of all time.


I could never get into the Police. Sting's voice and basically Sting in general just gets on my nerves.

"I like to move it" by Reel 2 Real really bugged me. It was everywhere in about 1994 and was total pish.

"Shout" by Lulu as well. It reminds me of when Hearts used to be able to beat us. That big first note that she screeches accompanied by 14,000 puddle drinkers dancing in front of your face. Horrific.

TBH most songs enjoyed by either Rangers, Celtic or Hearts are forever tainted. Simply the Best, Penny Arcade, that Levellers "What a Beautiful Day" one, even "Hey Jude".

YMWA is a class song and when I hear it (not sung by football fans) I immediately think of Liverpool FC and find it spine-tingling and quality. Then when I see the Celtic fans sing it I find it meaningless, empty, false and it really bugs me.

I stayed in Dundee for a few years and I've never been much of a fan of United, but I love "Love is in the Air" and "Beautiful Sunday".

[PeeJay]

Yellow-coldplay
Beautiful-james blunt

As an aside oasis were far better than the Beatles.(there I said)

"Far better than the Beatles?" - Oasis have never been anything other than a poor-man's Slade - :na na:

"I will survive" is THE song I truly hate with a vengance ...

[Sylar]

Since we're getting into the festive season, allow me to add 'Merry Christmas Everyone' by Slade.

Someone owes Noddy Holder a very prolonged, torturous death, listening to that song on repeat at full volume. Only then will we be even.

[hibs#1]

I much prefer the original r&b artists to the Beatles - so not even much of a fan -but That last statement is a joke right ?? Oasis modelled themselves on the Beatles, but there is no way their legacy compares.

Nope just my opinion,sorry guys but it's true.

[hibs#1]

"Far better than the Beatles?" - Oasis have never been anything other than a poor-man's Slade - :na na:

"I will survive" is THE song I truly hate with a vengance ...


They are indeed far better 😉.

[PeeJay]

They are indeed far better 😉.


.... difficult for me to see how a group that blatantly rips off the mighty Garry Glitter can be "... far better than the Beatles", but each to their own ... :greengrin

[bigwheel]

Nope just my opinion,sorry guys but it's true.

Saying "it's true" is always an argument winner !

[Scouse Hibee]

Yellow Submarine.

[hibs#1]

.... difficult for me to see how a group that blatantly rips off the mighty Garry Glitter can be "... far better than the Beatles", but each to their own ... :greengrin

Can't say I've listened to a lot of Gary glitter's music but I'll now to your superior knowledge 😋

[hibs#1]

Saying "it's true" is always an argument winner !

Its true that its my opinion. I realise I am probably the only person in the world the believes this.

I also think the newer star wars films are better than the old ones 😘

[bigwheel]

Its true that its my opinion. I realise I am probably the only person in the world the believes this.

I also think the newer star wars films are better than the old ones [emoji8]

Whilst I think you are wildly wrong about the music stuff. (Not seen all the Star Wars films ). I like People who have passion about things - so keep on loving what you love ! ✊️

[Galahibby]

Its true that its my opinion. I realise I am probably the only person in the world the believes this.

I also think the newer star wars films are better than the old ones [emoji8]Have never seen any of them! (even the old ones [emoji50])

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[hibs#1]

Whilst I think you are wildly wrong about the music stuff. (Not seen all the Star Wars films ). I like People who have passion about things - so keep on loving what you love ! ✊️

Aye it's all good. I've always been different being the only hibs at school will do that.

[Hibbyradge]

"Anything by" comments are silly and as closed minded as they come.

It's not the music/songs that you hate, it's the artists.

[Hibbyradge]

The enduring popularity of Coldplay is perhaps the biggest mystery in Britain today.

There are bands I don't like but I can understand the appeal, the Foo Fighters as an example, but Coldplays appeal eludes me. Music for lifts and dentist waiting rooms.

The problem for me with Coldplay is that their songs are produced to within an inch of their life. There are no rough edges, no risks, but some of the songs are genuinely great.

Fix you, for example, is a terrific track.

I went to see them at the Etihad, and I wasn't expecting to enjoy it, but they know how to put on a show.

It's a long story but my wife called me and asked, "how do you fancy going to see Coldplay?".

I replied, "I'd rather cut my feet off and eat them".

She said "That's a pity, I've just bought us tickets". 😂

[frazeHFC]

There's a song that's come out lately and they always say on the radio "next up a great new song..." and it's woefully garbage that I have to turn it off. Annoyingly I can't remember what it is but even having the wee intro music of it in my head makes me cringe..

[Wilson]

"Anything by" comments are silly and as closed minded as they come.

It's not the music/songs that you hate, it's the artists.

Anything by Maroon 5. I hate all the songs I've heard from them and the guys voice just really grates.

'Complicated' by Avril Levigne.

[patch1875]

Anything by Maroon 5. I hate all the songs I've heard from them and the guys voice just really grates.

'Complicated' by Avril Levigne.

Skater Boi is a guilty pleasure of mine.

[snooky]

Skater Boi is a guilty pleasure of mine.

I'm no fan of (relatively) modern pop music but oddly enough, I did like that one. :cb

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

I know I'm not part of their target audience but, Little Mix, absolute dross.

[stuart-farquhar]

Whiter shade of pale
pish.

[Northernhibee]

Hotel California - Eagles
Wasn't Expecting That - Jamie "****face" Lawson
Uprising - Muse (there's actually a lot of Muse songs I hate though, but this sums up their ****ing **** smelly virgins masquerading as anti-authority bollocks vibe perfectly)
Another One Bites The Dust - Queen (although I could quite frankly put most Queen songs on here too. A band who could never go "No, that's fine, leave it alone" when it comes to songwriting. Brian May is a right prick as well IMO.)
The Sound - The 1975 (who I think were designed to specifically enrage me to my most enraged level. **** music for people who don't like music)
Oh My God - Bastille (I don't even think the members of Bastille would really want to be in Bastille)
Spent The Day In Bed - Morrissey. (Please, just ****ing retire.)
This Is The Life - Amy MacDonald (one of the worst lyricists to ever get a record deal. Bland music, bordering on talentless when it comes to lyrics)
Wall of Glass - Liam Gallagher (Sad middle aged man singing songs written by other people in front of a giant sign that reads 'Rock and Roll'. In the Morrissey, just retire club)
Too Many Men - Boy Better Know
Not Nineteen Forever - Courteeners
Human - The Killers (meaningless bollocks)

This has properly got me going :greengrin

[Hibbyradge]

Hotel California - Eagles
Wasn't Expecting That - Jamie "****face" Lawson
Uprising - Muse (there's actually a lot of Muse songs I hate though, but this sums up their ****ing **** smelly virgins masquerading as anti-authority bollocks vibe perfectly)
Another One Bites The Dust - Queen (although I could quite frankly put most Queen songs on here too. A band who could never go "No, that's fine, leave it alone" when it comes to songwriting. Brian May is a right prick as well IMO.)
The Sound - The 1975 (who I think were designed to specifically enrage me to my most enraged level. **** music for people who don't like music)
Oh My God - Bastille (I don't even think the members of Bastille would really want to be in Bastille)
Spent The Day In Bed - Morrissey. (Please, just ****ing retire.)
This Is The Life - Amy MacDonald (one of the worst lyricists to ever get a record deal. Bland music, bordering on talentless when it comes to lyrics)
Wall of Glass - Liam Gallagher (Sad middle aged man singing songs written by other people in front of a giant sign that reads 'Rock and Roll'. In the Morrissey, just retire club)
Too Many Men - Boy Better Know
Not Nineteen Forever - Courteeners
Human - The Killers (meaningless bollocks)

This has properly got me going :greengrin

There's a lot of hate in you, sir.

[Northernhibee]

There's a lot of hate in you, sir.

**** off :greengrin:na na:

[SteveHFC]

Skater Boi is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Her first album is a guilty pleasure of mines. :duck:

[WeeRussell]

Its true that its my opinion. I realise I am probably the only person in the world the believes this.

I also think the newer star wars films are better than the old ones 😘

Nope :aok:

Although I couldn't disagree more on the Star Wars bit :greengrin

[hibs#1]

Nope :aok:

Although I couldn't disagree more on the Star Wars bit :greengrin

One out of two isn't bad 👍

[CropleyWasGod]

Mine has to be "Without You" by Nilsson.

Although "I'm not in love" by 10CC runs it close...... I still hate that bitch.... :rolleyes:

[-Jonesy-]

Anything by Ed Sheeran
Anything by Coldplay
Anything by Calvin Harris
Anything by David Guetta
Anything by U2
Anything by Beyoncé since she left Destinys Child

[-Jonesy-]

Although "I'm not in love" by 10CC runs it close...... I still hate that bitch.... :rolleyes:

How can you not like the combined wail of 256 soft soft vocal backing tracks?

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

How can you not like the combined wail of 256 soft soft vocal backing tracks?

Just because

[Pete]

Wild thoughts by Rihanna.

That song that goes “swish swish another one in the basket”

That one that goes “Don’t be afraid to catch fish”

It’s absolutely heartbreaking that songs like that have sold millions accross the globe while the next U2 are probably looking at working in Asda instead of following a dream that probably won’t make them any money.

Give me Coldplay or Ed Sheeran over any of the R&B (I think that’s what they call it) crap that’s considered popular nowadays. A tattooed black guy whining about cars and all his money over what sounds like a Diesel engine ticking over isn’t my cup of tea. Pick up a ****ing guitar!

[weecounty hibby]

Young at heart. By the Bluebells. Heard it on the radio last night and it reminded me just how irritating I find that song

[Future17]

That one that goes “Don’t be afraid to catch fish".

It's "Don't be afraid to catch feels" but you and I are amongst probably 99.9% of people who hear "fish" when listening to it...probably because that would make at least some semblance of sense.

[snooky]

(Posting here on behalf of Midge Ure)

'Shuddup You Face" -Joe Dolce. :wink:

[Pete]

It's "Don't be afraid to catch feels" but you and I are amongst probably 99.9% of people who hear "fish" when listening to it...probably because that would make at least some semblance of sense.

Yeah, I thought it was some sort of young persons slang or innuendo. Got to be deliberate.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

It's "Don't be afraid to catch feels"

Does Phil Taylor sing it? The lecherous old scrote.