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[Peevemor]

This should be good ...

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[Sudds_1]

nah...you put your thumb underneath for the proper handshake................

[hibee-boys]

"I'm no interested in buying your shares in The Rangers Ally!"

[Sudds_1]

..................thought you were refereeing tonight stubbsy?

[Keith_M]

"Ah wizh pyoor beelin oor yur Ref comments but, nae dainjur, eh Pal?
....
Sorry Alan, I find your accent a tad difficult to comprehend."

[dangermouse]

Belated many happy returns Ally.

[jacomo]

Sally: 'Gies a kiss. Nae hard feelings about that referee chat, eh?'

Stubbsy: 'If you even think about nicking my wallet or my phone I swear I will stick one on you.'

[SanFranHibs]

Stubbs: How's the garden Ally?

[Sudds_1]

Both managers remained tight lipped...............

.............neither wishing to tongue the other in an obvious show of mutual affection for the press.

[SanFranHibs]

Both managers remained tight lipped !.

I took the liberty of fixing it for you!!! Was good as it stands!!

:greengrin

[Sudds_1]

I took the liberty of fixing it for you!!! Was good as it stands!!

:greengrin

:-)

[SanFranHibs]

Actually, if the OP Peevemor had just put Stubbs: before his remark he might have won !!!

[MyJo]

Look Ally when I said you were going to get ******ed on Monday night I meant your team, now get off me.

[Scouse Hibee]

Stubbs: Yer suit jackets too tight fatty

Coisty: Aye every time I pump yer wife she makes me a sandwich

[kaimendhibs]

Coisty : "honestly Alan, you couldnae make it up, they pay me a .......fortune for this"


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[SMAXXA]

Yer teams soft coisty.

[weonlywon6-2]

Take your partners for the Ibrox waltz

[hibees 7062]

You've no changed Sally , yer still a p....

[E10 Rifle]

"You should take a leaf out of my book Ally and lose a stone"

[davehiby]

you stink o stale pie ally,
try mouthwash

[Hibernia&Alba]

"F*** me, you've let yourself go, Ally".

[WWFTWTG]

The last time I saw you you were jumping out a window ya wee mad man :greengrin

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-boss-ally-mccoist-slams-1347868

[FinlayHibs]

Your right Alan away teams never get pens at Ibrox !

[pontius pilate]

Any chance of a job stubbsy I could be chief pie tester for you

[worcesterhibby]

Stubbs: Ally , do you realise you have some blokes head growing out the back of your neck ?

[Ronniekirk]

Stubbs to Ally I always knew you were two faced ( check out ally's back )

[Wighty76]

AM- are your boys enjoying their wee winning streek?

AS- not as much as they are enjoying your wife.

AM- that's out of order. I am reporting you to the SFA

AS- I will remember that when I am climbing off your sister.

[NAE NOOKIE]

I don't care what they say Ally ... I think you are a great manager.

[Hibby70]

AM "I once hit Mark Fulton and ran away like the cowardly wee scrote that I am."

AS "go away ya wee smelly fat fanny"

[mikewynne]

AM "I once hit Mark Fulton and ran away like the cowardly wee scrote that I am."

AS "go away ya wee smelly fat fanny"

Winner! :)

[jacomo]

The last time I saw you you were jumping out a window ya wee mad man :greengrin

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-boss-ally-mccoist-slams-1347868

The Rangers in humour failure / over reaction shocker!

Jim Traynor would have written 500 words of self-righteous indignation on this, if he hadn't been sacked from the club he loves.