Hibs net Valentine's Day poetry thread.

[Hibrandenburg]

Ok I'll kick us off.

Roses are green
Violets are green
Hibs are green
I ****ing hate Hearts

[nonshinyfinish]

Shall I compare thee to Amadou Konte?
Thou art more lovely and more Dean Shiels-ier.
Alan Rough winds do shake the darling buds of Eddie May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a central midfielder.

[Geo_1875]

Roses are red
Any chance of a sh4g

[Mr White]

Aberdeen wear red
Rangers wore blue
Before they were liquidated
Hopefully hearts will be too.

[yeezus.]

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I.

[Sylar]

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This makes no sense
Microwave.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm locked up in Soughton
Thinking of you...

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't ever sneak up
On Oscar Pistorious

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the van

Bit close to the bone, but I'll confess I laughed at them :greengrin

[Mr White]

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This makes no sense
Microwave.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm locked up in Soughton
Thinking of you...

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't ever sneak up
On Oscar Pistorious

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the van

Bit close to the bone, but I'll confess I laughed at them :greengrin

:tee hee: #'s 3&4

[Jonnyboy]

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This makes no sense
Microwave.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm locked up in Soughton
Thinking of you...

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't ever sneak up
On Oscar Pistorious

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the van

Bit close to the bone, but I'll confess I laughed at them :greengrin

:greengrin