Need cheering up - heard any good jokes recently? [Archive]

RIP

30-10-2013, 10:21 AM

Don't know wots up. My cups normally half fu. The fitba used to cheer me up win lose or draw but Pat's 'keep-ba / sideways, sideways, back hoof'' tactics has put paid to that.

Don't even hear funnies any more - any guid jokes out there to cheer me up? :dead:

Twa Cairpets

30-10-2013, 10:36 AM

Don't know wots up. My cups normally half fu. The fitba used to cheer me up win lose or draw but Pat's 'keep-ba / sideways, sideways, back hoof'' tactics has put paid to that.

Don't even hear funnies any more - any guid jokes out there to cheer me up? :dead:

Gary Locke

HUTCHYHIBBY

31-10-2013, 10:36 AM

What did one tampon say to another tampon?
Nowt.
They are both stuck up bitches! :-o

Hiber-nation

31-10-2013, 12:23 PM

I've just made a life size jelly of Robert Mugabe.

I fear I may have set a dangerous president...

SaulGoodman

31-10-2013, 01:48 PM

Hibs

:wink:

Killiehibbie

31-10-2013, 03:58 PM

Took the other half to a Disco last night. There was a bloke on the dance floor giving it large, breakdancing, backflips, moonwalking the works. Other half says " That guy proposed to me 20 years ago and I turned him down" I replied " looks like he is still celebrating"

Mr White

31-10-2013, 06:35 PM

I've just made a life size jelly of Robert Mugabe.

I fear I may have set a dangerous president...

:tee hee: