Most Pathetic Superhero

[Dashing Bob S]

Superman - a closet homosexual Republican with daddy issues and a Jesus complex. Despite greedily hording all the superpowers in the world for himself, he somehow always ends up whinging and getting his bum kicked.

[Hibbyradge]

Spiderman.

Can't even fly.

[Hibrandenburg]

Bicycle repair man wins this hands down.

[Hiber-nation]

Bicycle repair man wins this hands down.

:thumbsup:

Green Lantern - WTF was he all about? Nice colour but couldnae save the planet in a million years.

[GhostofBolivar]

They're all pathetic in comparison to the paragon of manliness that is Judge Dredd.

[ArabHibee]

They're all pathetic in comparison to the paragon of manliness that is Judge Dredd.

Hardly a superhero. He's a polisman. If you're going down that route, robocop would kick his butt.

[MyJo]

The tick :greengrin

[Removed]

Anyone see the boy from Salford on the Frank Skinner show the other night :faf:

[Twa Cairpets]

Hardly a superhero. He's a polisman. If you're going down that route, robocop would kick his butt.

Dinny be silly.

"I am the Law" versus a souped-up toaster/dead guy hybrid? Only one winner there.

Worst super hero would probably be Swamp Thing, who although quite cool is essentially just a perambulatory Brussel Sprout.

[RoslinInstHibby]

Superman - a closet homosexual Republican with daddy issues and a Jesus complex. Despite greedily hording all the superpowers in the world for himself, he somehow always ends up whinging and getting his bum kicked.


never liked any of the superman movies

worst superhero has to be the flash though

[Speedy]

Mint Berry Crunch? :greengrin

[fat freddy]

God...he's crap...he is omnipotent, he has the power to do anything he wants, he gets to judge everyone in the world regarding their entry or otherwise into his house in heaven yet he fails miserably to prove to anyone that he even exists!....how crap is that?..imagine if spiderman or superman couldn't prove they existed...no one would even bother to make a film about them...the fact that theres loads of superman and spiderman films prove they exist but we're still waiting for 'God- the movie'..he has no one to blame but himself for this...he hasn't performed a miracle for over 2,000 years and he has allowed the world to spiral into a continuous state of war, famine, earthquakes and tsunamis...it would never have happened on supermans watch....and dont get me started on his useless laddie...he was worse!

[coco22]

has to be bananaman?

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The Milky Bar Kid.

[Haymaker]

The tick :greengrin

He was awesome.