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Edinburgh Green
02-03-2011, 10:42 AM
Anyone else hear that Diamond has signed a pre contract with the yams?
God I hope it's true! :faf::faf:

Diclonius
02-03-2011, 10:50 AM
It would certainly be a gem of a deal. :wink:

Hamish
02-03-2011, 10:54 AM
Anne will be delighted

Ritchie
02-03-2011, 10:56 AM
rumoured in the paper today..... nothing confirmed yet.

would be a great signing for.... Hibs.... he's rank rotten!! :agree:

Hakim Sar
02-03-2011, 11:07 AM
this is only a tabloid tale at the moment with no direct quotes or attributed source. But personally I can see it happening.

he looks like a yam.

:na na:

Hibercelona
02-03-2011, 11:21 AM
It would certainly be a gem of a deal. :wink:

We'll be having none of that! :tsk tsk:

Allow me to be crystal clear on the matter!

EskbankHibby
02-03-2011, 11:49 AM
We'll be having none of that! :tsk tsk:

Allow me to be crystal clear on the matter!

:agree:, agreed, in fact please consider this post to be a carbon copy of your own.

Frazerbob
02-03-2011, 12:11 PM
This has been doing the rounds up here for a few weeks. He played 5 or 6 games on the trot then picked up a mystery injury to miss ther Hertz game.

I'd love it to be true. He is absolutely dreadful. A skinny Martin Canning who gives away more penalties! Also a total bevvy merchant. He can often be found staggering about Union Street singing rebel songs at stupid o'clock in the morning.

A gash player and a complete tit! Diamond & Hearts are a perfect match!

brydekirk
02-03-2011, 12:19 PM
this is only a tabloid tale at the moment with no direct quotes or attributed source. But personally I can see it happening.

he looks like a yam.

:na na:
:agree:

Dunbar Hibee
02-03-2011, 12:58 PM
This has been doing the rounds up here for a few weeks. He played 5 or 6 games on the trot then picked up a mystery injury to miss ther Hertz game.

I'd love it to be true. He is absolutely dreadful. A skinny Martin Canning who gives away more penalties! Also a total bevvy merchant. He can often be found staggering about Union Street singing rebel songs at stupid o'clock in the morning.

A gash player and a complete tit! Diamond & Hearts are a perfect match!

Don't think he will fit in at Hearts then:greengrin

Dashing Bob S
02-03-2011, 01:06 PM
Good looking enough to slot right into that squad.

Pretty Boy
02-03-2011, 01:22 PM
This has been doing the rounds up here for a few weeks. He played 5 or 6 games on the trot then picked up a mystery injury to miss ther Hertz game.

I'd love it to be true. He is absolutely dreadful. A skinny Martin Canning who gives away more penalties! Also a total bevvy merchant. He can often be found staggering about Union Street singing rebel songs at stupid o'clock in the morning.

A gash player and a complete tit! Diamond & Hearts are a perfect match!

:agree:

I used to see him out and about a lot in Aberdeen when i lived up there. Absolute muppet of a man.

The picture of him blowing out the candles on the Celtc birthday cake with the headband made me laugh though.

http://ifyouknowtheirhistory.blogspot.com/2010/10/celtic-supporting-spl-players-anti.html

Speedway
02-03-2011, 01:36 PM
We need to confirm our interest in him to make sure he goes to the Yams.

Maybe he'll play defensive mid in a dia...never mind.

Hibercelona
02-03-2011, 02:47 PM
We need to confirm our interest in him to make sure he goes to the Yams.

Maybe he'll play defensive mid in a dia...never mind.

:agree:

Perhaps if we offer a million for him, the yams will offer them 2.

bawheid
02-03-2011, 02:52 PM
Ugly? Check.
Bigoted? Check.
Illiterate? Check.
No medals? Check.

He'll be fine.

Big Frank
02-03-2011, 03:50 PM
Ugly? Check.
Bigoted? Check.
Illiterate? Check.
No medals? Check.

He'll be fine.


:greengrin

The Slav
02-03-2011, 04:00 PM
:agree:

Perhaps if we offer a million for him, the yams will offer them 2.

Love to see that happening. :wink:

Plug from the Bash Street Kids is a complete liability and completely overrated - Hopefully they will get him to sign a pre-contract.

One of the style of Centre Half's that thinks he can actually play football. He can't, and should stick to pumping the ball into Row Z, which is what he is paid to do

Part/Time Supporter
02-03-2011, 04:08 PM
Weakening two rival teams at the same time? Ideal.

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02-03-2011, 04:19 PM
Weakening two rival teams at the same time? Ideal.

Hearts, aye.

Who's the other one? :confused:

lyonhibs
02-03-2011, 04:49 PM
Hearts, aye.

Who's the other one? :confused:

:agree: :agree:

I have several Sheepie friends who are literally counting the milliseconds until Diamond leaves.

I'm pretty such a well known Celtc fan would have certain Maroon denziens in a puce-faced apoplexy.

I really hope this happens - he's been murder for at least 2 seasons now, and loves a good spell on the injured list as well.

Jim44
02-03-2011, 05:48 PM
They're welcome to him although on Kickback a poll shows that 75% of them wouldn't touch him with a bargepoll. How could the astute and infallible FJK show such a lack of knowledge and judgement? :greengrin

Part/Time Supporter
02-03-2011, 05:55 PM
Hearts, aye.

Who's the other one? :confused:

I don't think Aberdeen could afford better.

Hibbie_Cameron
02-03-2011, 05:58 PM
Diamond is terrible

Whatever happened to future Scotland regular Darren Barr?

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02-03-2011, 06:00 PM
I don't think Aberdeen could afford better.


How about this guy?

http://www.afproducts.com/index.php/products/item/category/boxing/throwdown-legged-grappling-dummy

gogsy23
02-03-2011, 06:16 PM
Signed a pre contract with an english championship side.... sauce a friend who plays with the dons.... also maguire signed pre contract with a similar club. cant remember what teams tho!!

Kevvy1875
02-03-2011, 06:30 PM
Diamond is terrible

Whatever happened to future Scotland regular Darren Barr?

Barr is gonna be on the table for the foreseeable future....Hernia Op.

When I think of Darren Barr I think of this.....

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/neo.jpg

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02-03-2011, 07:25 PM
Barr is gonna be on the table for the foreseeable future....Hernia Op.

When I think of Darren Barr I think of this.....

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/neo.jpg


They'll have to put him on the floor - the treatment table at Tynie's full of big fat Webster...

Barney McGrew
02-03-2011, 07:30 PM
They'll have to put him on the floor - the treatment table at Tynie's full of big fat Webster...

Driver's played the last couple of games too has he not, in which case he'll be due an injury again any time now.

Stevie Reid
03-03-2011, 11:02 AM
Interest confirmed by CB: -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aberdeen/9412404.stm

Part/Time Supporter
03-03-2011, 11:08 AM
How about this guy?

http://www.afproducts.com/index.php/products/item/category/boxing/throwdown-legged-grappling-dummy

Like I said, I don't think Aberdeen could afford better.

:wink:

brog
03-03-2011, 11:48 AM
So if I read things correctly, Diamond's next engagement could be with Yams after FJK gave Paw Broon a ring??? Was FJK in the Pittodrie shop at the time? Definitely a marriage made in heaven! :wink: