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jgl07
24-08-2009, 11:38 PM
OK own up, Who posted this on Yackback?

dave243 has to be a Hibbie:

"If we all chip in £100, we have approx over 400,000 fans, if half us chip in that's £20 million. That could help. Don't think it would happen though".

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?p=1188872&posted=1#post1188651

Hibs90
24-08-2009, 11:38 PM
:faf::thumbsup:

Jonnyboy
24-08-2009, 11:40 PM
:greengrin

Saorsa
24-08-2009, 11:41 PM
:hilarious
ok own up, who posted this on yackback?

Dave243 has to be a hibbie:

"if we all chip in £100, we have approx over 400,000 fans, if half us chip in that's £20 million. That could help. Don't think it would happen though".

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?p=1188872&posted=1#post1188651:hilarious

basehibby
24-08-2009, 11:52 PM
OK own up, Who posted this on Yackback?

dave243 has to be a Hibbie:

"If we all chip in £100, we have approx over 400,000 fans, if half us chip in that's £20 million. That could help. Don't think it would happen though".

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?p=1188872&posted=1#post1188651

:top marksOoh ma sides - thats a beaut!

Is anyone actually replying to it seriously - no level of deludement would be too much for that mob :ostrich::trumpet::jamboclow:lolyam::vladsheep:

johnbc70
25-08-2009, 12:01 AM
Must be a hibby - got his sums correct.

Yams would come up with £400,000,000 and then start a thread about buying Ronaldo from Real Madrid.

heidtheba
25-08-2009, 12:13 AM
Could someone please keep us copy n pasted up to date with reactions to this one? I can't get in. :grr:

jgl07
25-08-2009, 12:43 AM
This is the only one to date:


If we all chip in £100, we have approx over 400,000 fans, if half us chip in that's £20 million. That could help. Don't think it would happen though.


1000(ish) fans paid last week an average of say £500 each to go to one match = Half a million quid.

So all the fans who went to Zagreb last week should have put thier money on 12:1 odds of Nade scoring this year......... and there you have it £6,000,000 and we own the club.

poolman
25-08-2009, 01:14 AM
Could someone please keep us copy n pasted up to date with reactions to this one? I can't get in. :grr:


They're all that dippit they must think it's a genuine post :greengrin


Or is it :hmmm:

poolman
25-08-2009, 01:17 AM
Could someone please keep us copy n pasted up to date with reactions to this one? I can't get in. :grr:


Here's one from a financial genius :thumbsup:



Funny thins is I do honestly see Hearts as a cheap option to 'earn money' think about it, Scotland get 2 Champions League places, get to the group stages and you geta minimum of £10M, now if we were to outlay £2M on transfer fees, keep Shabba, buy 3 decent strikers, the Old Squirm are there for the taking, one season get to the CL, fingers crossed we get to the group stages then hey presto, £10M in the bank, cream your £2M transfer kitty back and its an £8M profit, repeat that process and the deal has been paid for on year 2.

Easy.

JE89
25-08-2009, 01:22 AM
Here's one from a financial genius :thumbsup:


[QUOTE=Sharon Stone;1188934]Funny thins is I do honestly see Hearts as a cheap option to 'earn money' think about it, Scotland get 2 Champions League places, get to the group stages and you geta minimum of £10M, now if we were to outlay £2M on transfer fees, keep Shabba, buy 3 decent strikers, the Old Squirm are there for the taking, one season get to the CL, fingers crossed we get to the group stages then hey presto, £10M in the bank, cream your £2M transfer kitty back and its an £8M profit, repeat that process and the deal has been paid for on year 2.

Easy.

:faf: Was that a Yam?

Can't be serious. £2m and GROUP STAGES!! :faf:

Has this dude heard of a football team call Leeds United :faf:

jgl07
25-08-2009, 01:35 AM
[QUOTE=poolman;2145042]

Can't be serious. £2m and GROUP STAGES!! :faf:

Has this dude heard of a football team call Leeds United :faf:
It's such a doddle to qualify for the group stages. You only have to get past the likes of Arsenal!

JE89
25-08-2009, 01:43 AM
Just noticed this on Keekback


The most registrations in one day was 106, 21-08-09.

Haha, the day after the Zagreb game. Own up - who was it?

VegasHibby
25-08-2009, 03:39 AM
OK own up, Who posted this on Yackback?

dave243 has to be a Hibbie:

"If we all chip in £100, we have approx over 400,000 fans, if half us chip in that's £20 million. That could help. Don't think it would happen though".

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?p=1188872&posted=1#post1188651


:faf:

Moulin Yarns
25-08-2009, 06:05 AM
Just noticed this on Keekback



Haha, the day after the Zagreb game. Own up - who was it?



I cannot tell a lie :greengrin I never did get a reply to my question though

Phil D. Rolls
25-08-2009, 07:41 AM
Here's one from a financial genius :thumbsup:


[QUOTE=Sharon Stone;1188934]Funny thins is I do honestly see Hearts as a cheap option to 'earn money' think about it, Scotland get 2 Champions League places, get to the group stages and you geta minimum of £10M, now if we were to outlay £2M on transfer fees, keep Shabba, buy 3 decent strikers, the Old Squirm are there for the taking, one season get to the CL, fingers crossed we get to the group stages then hey presto, £10M in the bank, cream your £2M transfer kitty back and its an £8M profit, repeat that process and the deal has been paid for on year 2.

Easy.

Surely they'd have more chance if they just put the money on a horse?

dangermouse
25-08-2009, 07:50 AM
[QUOTE=poolman;2145042]Here's one from a financial genius :thumbsup:




Surely they'd have more chance if they just put the money on a horse?

Or a donkey not to sore this season :greengrin

banarc7062
25-08-2009, 07:58 AM
This one was just too late to be considered for the Top Joke in the Festival contest announced yesterday:greengrin

brog
25-08-2009, 08:06 AM
Serious question - I've been away. Did Yams settle with HMRC?

Steve-O
25-08-2009, 08:18 AM
OK own up, Who posted this on Yackback?

dave243 has to be a Hibbie:

"If we all chip in £100, we have approx over 400,000 fans, if half us chip in that's £20 million. That could help. Don't think it would happen though".

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?p=1188872&posted=1#post1188651

:faf:

givescotlandfreedom
25-08-2009, 08:27 AM
This bit's good :greengrin
Quote: Deluded Yam Fud

commercial partnership could be formed between the new owner/club and a partner company (lets say Umbro for arguments sake).

Umbro would pay off the £15 million owed to UKIO and in return would get various exclusive advertising deals with the club for an agreed period (say 20 years).

The interest payable on the deal would be in the form of these deals and the stadium being re-named "The Umbro Tynecastle Arena".


As you can imagine I'm sure UMBRO will be delighted to be involved in shelling out 15 million quid on them. It's a no brainer really :faf:

sadtom
25-08-2009, 08:39 AM
[QUOTE=poolman;2145042]Here's one from a financial genius :thumbsup:




Surely they'd have more chance if they just put the money on a horse?


I believe they were just about to when they over heared an unnamed gorgie striker(sic) muttering "i could eat a scabie horse." Taking the threat seriously the venture was pulled immediately, thus closing another avenue to a debt free existance.

Sergey
25-08-2009, 08:41 AM
Serious question - I've been away. Did Yams settle with HMRC?

The winding-up order was withdrawn as a payment plan was agreed.

What that plan is I don't know, but they probably met the 1st instalment.

I don't think they would have settled it in full, B.

Steve-O
25-08-2009, 08:50 AM
This bit's good :greengrin
Quote: Deluded Yam Fud


As you can imagine I'm sure UMBRO will be delighted to be involved in shelling out 15 million quid on them. It's a no brainer really :faf:

:faf::faf::faf:

I can't imagine one single reason Umbro WOULDN'T want to invest? :confused:

:faf: :jamboclow

brog
25-08-2009, 09:00 AM
The winding-up order was withdrawn as a payment plan was agreed.

What that plan is I don't know, but they probably met the 1st instalment.

I don't think they would have settled it in full, B.

Thanks G.

tamsonsbairn
25-08-2009, 10:39 AM
How deluded are they, will robemoff forget the 12 mil debt for equity as well as the 30 odd million debt plus whatever he has put into the club (cough) from his own massive fortune. Heads in the sand or what.:bye:

Jack
25-08-2009, 11:48 AM
I got banned from the Scotsman for putting almost exactly the same thing up a couple of years ago. But it wasn’t me this time, I’m still banned from JKB.

RoYO!
25-08-2009, 04:21 PM
where did this 400k supporters thing come from? :confused: heard it a lot, is there a link?

Bostonhibby
25-08-2009, 06:23 PM
commercial partnership could be formed between the new owner/club and a partner company (lets say Umbro for arguments sake).

Umbro would pay off the £15 million owed to UKIO and in return would get various exclusive advertising deals with the club for an agreed period (say 20 years).

The interest payable on the deal would be in the form of these deals and the stadium being re-named "The Umbro Tynecastle Arena".

This one is such a sure fire winner that I am sure all thats left to be sorted out is whether Mr Romanov would like Umbro or any of the other investors in the queue, to give him the money in cash in a suitcase or a straight fund transfer to Lithuania like the Gordon money. What a plank this poster is.........

lyonhibs
25-08-2009, 06:29 PM
So once Umbro have payed £15 million to have a ramshackle collection of pink meccano and rusting bolts named after their company, and after Hearts have skooshed their way to Champions League group stages, they'll more or less be on the right track and Mr Romanov might get given "just one more, probably penultimate last chance" to prove his intentions and dedication to HoMFC??

Simples :agree: :agree:

It's this lack of vision from upper managment that is keeping Hibs in the financial dark ages compared to HoMFC.

Broken Gnome
25-08-2009, 06:32 PM
Here's one from a financial genius :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Sharon Stone
Funny thins is I do honestly see YamsNil as a cheap option to 'earn money' think about it, Scotland get 2 Champions League places, get to the group stages and you geta minimum of £10M, now if we were to outlay £2M on transfer fees, keep Shabba, buy 3 decent strikers, the Old Squirm are there for the taking, one season get to the CL, fingers crossed we get to the group stages then hey presto, £10M in the bank, cream your £2M transfer kitty back and its an £8M profit, repeat that process and the deal has been paid for on year 2.

Easy.

Is that a long awaited piece of self-depreciation, finally showing an ability to recognise that they are deserving of nothing but parody....

... or is the genius financial rescue plan EXACTLY what got them into trouble in the first place?

Sergey
25-08-2009, 06:39 PM
Here's one from a financial genius :thumbsup:

[QUOTE] Originally Posted by Sharon Stone http://www.hibs.net/message/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.hibs.net/message/showthread.php?p=1188934#post1188934)
Funny thins is I do honestly see YamsNil as a cheap option to 'earn money' think about it, Scotland get 2 Champions League places, get to the group stages and you geta minimum of £10M, now if we were to outlay £2M on transfer fees, keep Shabba, buy 3 decent strikers, the Old Squirm are there for the taking, one season get to the CL, fingers crossed we get to the group stages then hey presto, £10M in the bank, cream your £2M transfer kitty back and its an £8M profit, repeat that process and the deal has been paid for on year 2.

Easy.



Surely they'd have more chance if they just put the money on a horse?

I wonder who Sharon Stone is :tee hee: