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da-robster
03-08-2009, 09:43 AM
This is a game I got from another forum.

I start by saying something

say:What is life

And then the next poster makes an acroynym out of last word of my sentence in response

say:Life is for elephants (but hopefully better:greengrin)

I'll start on the next post

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Why are trees green

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 10:03 AM
Why are trees green

Give Riordan Easy Entry Now

Bunter
03-08-2009, 11:56 AM
Give Riordan Easy Entry Now
New Order World

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 01:07 PM
New Order World

We Only Read Lewd Diaries

Bunter
03-08-2009, 02:41 PM
We Only Read Lewd Diaries
Do I Actually Remember Information Enclosed Securely?

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 02:47 PM
Do I Actually Remember Information Enclosed Securely?

So Everyone Can Understand Religion, Even Little Yorick?

Bunter
03-08-2009, 02:55 PM
So Everyone Can Understand Religion, Even Little Yorick?
You're Only Realising It Can't Knit

da-robster
03-08-2009, 03:01 PM
You're Only Realising It Can't Knit

Know now its treacherous

Bunter
03-08-2009, 03:07 PM
Know now its treacherous
To Roughly Estimate Acreage, Children Hold Each Ruler On Undulating Surfaces.

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 03:19 PM
Know now its treacherous


To Roughly Estimate Acreage, Children Hold Each Ruler On Undulating Surfaces.

Several Underground Radiation Fabrications Almost Certainly Ensure Safety.

Bunter
03-08-2009, 03:21 PM
Several Underground Radiation Fabrications Almost Certainly Ensure Safety.
Severe Aggravation For Extra Terrestial Youths.

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 03:23 PM
Severe Aggravation For Extra Terrestial Youths.

You Only Upset The Hearts, Surely

Hiber-nation
03-08-2009, 04:27 PM
You Only Upset The Hearts, Surely

Smelly Ugly Rancid Excerable Lowlife Yams

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 04:28 PM
Smelly Ugly Rancid Excerable Lowlife Yams

You're All My Slaves

Hiber-nation
03-08-2009, 04:30 PM
You're All My Slaves

Shabba lost another very expensive signing

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 04:37 PM
Shabba lost another very expensive signing

So I'm Getting New Ideas - Nuke Gorgie

Bunter
03-08-2009, 04:40 PM
So I'm Getting New Ideas - Nuke Gorgie
Gruesome Ogreish Rancid Gargoyle In Employment :devil:

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 04:43 PM
Gruesome Ogreish Rancid Gargoyle In Employment :devil:

Every Maroon Puppet Loser Of Yam Mentality Enjoys Nasty Treatment

Bunter
03-08-2009, 04:49 PM
Every Maroon Puppet Loser Of Yam Mentality Enjoys Nasty Treatment
I bow to your lexicographic mastery, sir. :top marks

Ten Rectal Examinations Are Truly Momentous Events Naturally Treated

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 04:58 PM
Ten Rectal Examinations Are Truly Momentous Events Naturally Treated

Tigers Readily Eat Anything Trotting, Especially Deer

Bunter
03-08-2009, 05:21 PM
Tigers Readily Eat Anything Trotting, Especially Deer
One that actually scans and makes proper sense at last. :greengrin

Drunk Englishman Eternally Regretful.

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 05:55 PM
Drunk Englishman Eternally Regretful.

Really Energetic Grannies Rarely Ever Toke Fairly Unusual Lavender

ArabHibee
03-08-2009, 07:42 PM
Really Energetic Grannies Rarely Ever Toke Fairly Unusual Lavender

Lovers And Virgins Energised Nookie Down Easter Road

Removed
03-08-2009, 08:02 PM
Lovers And Virgins Energised Nookie Down Easter Road

Reeking odour around Dundee

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 08:06 PM
Reeking odour around Dundee

Drab Underwear Never Does Entertain Easily

ArabHibee
03-08-2009, 08:49 PM
Drab Underwear Never Does Entertain Easily

Edinburgers Are Sometimes Into Launching Yams

Removed
03-08-2009, 08:52 PM
Edinburgers Are Sometimes Into Launching Yams


You and me spanking :slipper:

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 08:56 PM
You and me spanking :slipper:

Some Pink Architecture, No Kidding, Is Not Good

Bunter
03-08-2009, 09:05 PM
Some Pink Architecture, No Kidding, Is Not Good
Ghastly Oxter Odour Disorientates

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 09:14 PM
Ghastly Oxter Odour Disorientates

:grr:

Did I Say - Or Relate - Items Even Nearly Troublesome And Tasteless, Ending Sadly?

ArabHibee
03-08-2009, 09:17 PM
Ghastly Oxter Odour Disorientates

Down In South Oxgangs Riordan Intrically Examines Numerous Taverns And Takes Eighty Swallys

Damn it to hell Saltire!:grr: Got in before me! Mine was funnier though.

Bunter
03-08-2009, 09:20 PM
:grr:
I refer the honourable gentleman to my earlier remark in #19. :greengrin


Did I Say - Or Relate - Items Even Nearly Troublesome And Tasteless, Ending Sadly?
Surely All Dames Lustily Yearn

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Down In South Oxgangs Riordan Intrically Examines Numerous Taverns And Takes Eighty Swallys
Too slow milady. But mightily fine wordplay. :thumbsup:

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 09:25 PM
Surely All Dames Lustily Yearn

Young Eaglets Are Really Noisy

Bunter
03-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Young Eaglets Are Really Noisy
Noisy? Okay, I Say Yes.

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 09:29 PM
Noisy? Okay, I Say Yes.

Yeast Extract Sucks

Bunter
03-08-2009, 09:34 PM
Yeast Extract Sucks
Such understatements cruelly knock spirits

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 09:35 PM
Such understatements cruelly knock spirits

Some Petty Individuals Relish Instigating Turbulent Subjects

Bunter
03-08-2009, 09:43 PM
Some Petty Individuals Relish Instigating Turbulent Subjects
Some Utensils Break Juvenile's Elastic Contraption To Smithereens. :devil:

Saltire2k
03-08-2009, 09:53 PM
Some Utensils Break Juvenile's Elastic Contraption To Smithereens. :devil:

Some Mothers In Their Hats Enduring Rain Entering Each New Shoe

da-robster
04-08-2009, 06:56 AM
Some Mothers In Their Hats Enduring Rain Entering Each New Shoe

Some horrible overused elastic

Bunter
04-08-2009, 06:58 AM
Some horrible overused elastic
Every Little Allegation Seems To Incite Commotion

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 08:39 AM
Every Little Allegation Seems To Incite Commotion

Climbing Onto Mother's Moped - Openly Take It Out Nightly

Bunter
04-08-2009, 11:23 AM
Climbing Onto Mother's Moped - Openly Take It Out Nightly
Newly Inducted Gorgiephiles Handle The Lubricated Youths

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 11:54 AM
Newly Inducted Gorgiephiles Handle The Lubricated Youths

You Outrageously Understimate The Hibernian System

Bunter
04-08-2009, 02:29 PM
You Outrageously Understimate The Hibernian System:top marks:top marks:top marks





Stupid Young Striker Tries Entering Mercado. :devil:

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 02:35 PM
Stupid Young Striker Tries Entering Mercado. :devil:

:faf: :aok:

Make Everyone Realise celtc Are Dumb Oxen

Bunter
04-08-2009, 03:18 PM
:faf: :aok:

Make Everyone Realise celtc Are Dumb Oxen
Only Xylophone Enthusiasts Numerate

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 03:23 PM
Only Xylophone Enthusiasts Numerate

Nuns Upend Monks Eventually, Ranting At The Embraces

Bunter
04-08-2009, 04:31 PM
Nuns Upend Monks Eventually, Ranting At The Embraces
Edinburgh Man Berates Royalty And Councillors' Expense Scandal

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 04:52 PM
Edinburgh Man Berates Royalty And Councillors' Expense Scandal

Scabby celts Are Not Desirable; All Loonies

ArabHibee
04-08-2009, 06:57 PM
(Were you 2 having a love-in today?) :wink:


Scabby celts Are Not Desirable; All Loonies

Love Our Orangutans, Next In Extinction Series

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 07:01 PM
(Were you 2 having a love-in today?) :wink: We always do :cool2:


Love Our Orangutans, Next In Extinction Series

Spotted Eagles Roosting In Eastern Scotland

ArabHibee
04-08-2009, 08:43 PM
We always do :cool2:



Spotted Eagles Roosting In Eastern Scotland

So Caldwell Offers To Leave Another Nitwit Desperate

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 08:51 PM
So Caldwell Offers To Leave Another Nitwit Desperate

Do Errant Sporstmen Persevere Each Round Although They're Erratic

Bunter
04-08-2009, 09:23 PM
Do Errant Sporstmen Persevere Each Round Although They're Erratic
Eventually Rancid Rangers Admit To Incorrect Credo.

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 09:29 PM
Eventually Rancid Rangers Admit To Incorrect Credo.

Covert Riordan Eventually Dumped Outside

Bunter
04-08-2009, 09:36 PM
Covert Riordan Eventually Dumped Outside
Outsize Underwear Taunts Sexual Infidel's Deficient Elastic

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 09:38 PM
Outsize Underwear Taunts Sexual Infidel's Deficient Elastic

Edinburgh Ladies Are Scrumptious - This Is Certain

Bunter
04-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Edinburgh Ladies Are Scrumptious - This Is Certain
Loving your work, G. :thumbsup:


Crocheting Each Rucksack Takes An Iron Needle

Saltire2k
04-08-2009, 10:04 PM
Crocheting Each Rucksack Takes An Iron Needle

Nasty English Earl Didn't Like Entertaining

Bunter
05-08-2009, 09:43 AM
Nasty English Earl Didn't Like Entertaining
Encyclopedias Nurture Teaching. Education Really Transfixes All Illiterate Nobodies In North Gorgie.

Saltire2k
05-08-2009, 09:46 AM
Encyclopedias Nurture Teaching. Education Really Transfixes All Illiterate Nobodies In North Gorgie.

:applause:

Go On Riordan. Give It Everything!

Bunter
05-08-2009, 09:52 AM
:applause:
Why thank you. I was quite proud of that one myself. :embarrass


Go On Riordan. Give It Everything!
Evil Voyeurs Espied Rugged Youth Touching His Immediate Neighbour's Groin.

da-robster
05-08-2009, 10:38 AM
Why thank you. I was quite proud of that one myself. :embarrass


Evil Voyeurs Espied Rugged Youth Touching His Immediate Neighbour's Groin.

Green Rhinos overestimate impoverished Nades

Bunter
05-08-2009, 11:14 AM
Green Rhinos overestimate impoverished Nades
Nasty American Dude Easily Slavers

HFC07
05-08-2009, 12:06 PM
Nasty American Dude Easily Slavers

Stevenson layes a voley east Riordan scores

Saltire2k
05-08-2009, 01:01 PM
Stevenson layes a voley east Riordan scores

Strict Control Over Riordan Ensures Sobriety

Bunter
06-08-2009, 11:43 AM
Strict Control Over Riordan Ensures Sobriety
:faf::top marks

Southampton Or Blackburn? Rumours In Extreme Taletelling Youngsters.

Saltire2k
06-08-2009, 12:00 PM
:faf::top marks

Southampton Or Blackburn? Rumours In Extreme Taletelling Youngsters.

Yummy Or Ugly, Naughty Girls Seem To Entertain Rich Sportsmen

Bunter
06-08-2009, 02:47 PM
Yummy Or Ugly, Naughty Girls Seem To Entertain Rich Sportsmen
Some Poorly Oarsmen Retch Then Stretch Massively Each Neuron

ArabHibee
06-08-2009, 09:05 PM
Some Poorly Oarsmen Retch Then Stretch Massively Each Neuron

Next European Union Results On Net

Saltire2k
06-08-2009, 10:13 PM
Next European Union Results On Net

Nade Entertains Trumpets

Bunter
06-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Nade Entertains Trumpets
Treacled Raisins Up Marzipan's Piquancy Exponentially To Summit

Groathillgrump
06-08-2009, 11:32 PM
Treacled Raisins Up Marzipan's Piquancy Exponentially To Summit

Stupid Ugly Men Meet In Tynecastle

Bunter
07-08-2009, 07:08 AM
Stupid Ugly Men Meet In Tynecastle
Twenty Young Neds' Endeavours Climax At Slum Town Least Envisaged

Peevemor
07-08-2009, 07:31 AM
Twenty Young Neds' Endeavours Climax At Slum Town Least Envisaged

Even Nade's vest - it stocks a giant emergency doughnut.

Saltire2k
07-08-2009, 08:27 AM
Even Nade's vest - it stocks a giant emergency doughnut.

Don't Overestimate Ugly Gorgie Hearts Nutters - Unsightly Twonks

Bunter
07-08-2009, 10:41 AM
Don't Overestimate Ugly Gorgie Hearts Nutters - Unsightly Twonks
'Till We Overcome, No Kicking Subhumans.

Wilson
07-08-2009, 12:39 PM
'Till We Overcome, No Kicking Subhumans.

Swelling under belly? Human unborn makes a nun sweat.

Bunter
07-08-2009, 01:06 PM
Swelling under belly? Human unborn makes nun sweat.
Sexy Women Explain Acute Tumescence. :wink:

Hiber-nation
07-08-2009, 07:25 PM
Sexy Women Explain Acute Tumescence. :wink:

Twenty ugly merricks emit stinking corpulent emmissions, nineteen consisting eggs.

Bunter
07-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Twenty ugly merricks emit stinking corpulent emmissions, nineteen consisting eggs.
Every Gregarious Gobbler Sucks.

--------
08-08-2009, 12:20 AM
Every Gregarious Gobbler Sucks.


Sleazy Underhand Conman Kicks Squirrels.

iwasthere1972
08-08-2009, 12:34 AM
Sleazy Underhand Conman Kicks Squirrels.

Sergey Questions Underhand Irregularities Regarding Romanovs Existing Laundering Scandal

Wilson
08-08-2009, 07:10 AM
Sergey Questions Underhand Irregularities Regarding Romanovs Existing Laundering Scandal

Sponge Cakes Allowed... Nade's Diet Appears Lousy!

Saltire2k
08-08-2009, 07:33 AM
Sponge Cakes Allowed... Nade's Diet Appears Lousy!

Lack Of Understanding? Says You!

Hiber-nation
08-08-2009, 08:14 AM
Lack Of Understanding? Says You!

Yam owns underpants??

Wilson
08-08-2009, 09:08 AM
Yam owns underpants??

Unreasonable Nightime Demands? Enter Random Partner And Not The Spouse.

ArabHibee
08-08-2009, 08:34 PM
Unreasonable Nightime Demands? Enter Random Partner And Not The Spouse.

Several Penises Obviously Upset Sensitive English. :wink:

Saltire2k
08-08-2009, 08:50 PM
Several Penises Obviously Upset Sensitive English. :wink:

Enjoy Nade? Get Lost - I Support Hibernian!

Bunter
08-08-2009, 11:58 PM
Enjoy Nade? Get Lost - I Support Hibernian!
Hiding Iced Buns? (Excavate Really Narrow Indents) Really Annoys Nade.

Saltire2k
09-08-2009, 08:11 AM
Hiding Iced Buns? (Excavate Really Narrow Indents) Really Annoys Nade.

Negotiate A Disgruntled Elephant

Wilson
09-08-2009, 08:56 AM
Negotiate A Disgruntled Elephant

Evident Loon - Ever Plugging Hearts And Never Tiring.

Saltire2k
09-08-2009, 09:07 AM
Evident Loon - Ever Plugging Hearts And Never Tiring.

This Is Really Interesting - Never Grueling

Bunter
09-08-2009, 10:10 AM
This Is Really Interesting - Never Grueling
Grovelling Romanov Underlings Extremely Lazy In Nice Grooming.

da-robster
11-08-2009, 10:25 AM
Grovelling Romanov Underlings Extremely Lazy In Nice Grooming.

Groaning Rob underestimates every light in new Gainsborough

Wilson
11-08-2009, 01:23 PM
Groaning Rob underestimates every light in new Gainsborough

Gynaecology - An Interesting New Service. Beaver Observers Reach Out Using Gloved Hand.

McSwanky
11-08-2009, 01:27 PM
Gynaecology - An Interesting New Service. Beaver Observers Reach Out Using Gloved Hand.

Have a nice day!

Bunter
11-08-2009, 02:41 PM
Have a nice day!
Do Alligators Yawn?

Jonnyboy
11-08-2009, 02:48 PM
Do Alligators Yawn?

You all wear nickers

Saltire2k
11-08-2009, 03:05 PM
You all wear nickers

Negative Income - Can't Keep Easter Road Striker

MacBean
11-08-2009, 03:17 PM
Negative Income - Can't Keep Easter Road Striker


Some Tims Revel In Killing Erotic Revelers

Bunter
11-08-2009, 03:20 PM
Some Tims Revel In Killing Erotic Revelers
Routing English Virgins Entertains Little Ethiopian Runner's Sister.

Saltire2k
11-08-2009, 03:40 PM
Routing English Virgins Entertains Little Ethiopian Runner's Sister.

Saucy Individual Scoffed The Egg Roll

Bunter
11-08-2009, 05:13 PM
Saucy Individual Scoffed The Egg Roll
Rotund Orifice Least Licked.

Saltire2k
11-08-2009, 05:27 PM
Rotund Orifice Least Licked.

Little Irene Can Knit Edwardian Drawers

Hiber-nation
11-08-2009, 08:58 PM
Little Irene Can Knit Edwardian Drawers

Dogs Run Away When Elvis Rudely Smiles

Saltire2k
11-08-2009, 09:12 PM
Dogs Run Away When Elvis Rudely Smiles

Some Might Invite; "Let's Eat Supper"

Twa Cairpets
11-08-2009, 09:31 PM
Some Might Invite; "Let's Eat Supper"

Surely underhand puppetry prevents erectile reversal?

Bunter
11-08-2009, 10:02 PM
Surely underhand puppetry prevents erectile reversal?
Rascally Elephant Veers Eastwards. Route Safely Avoids Leopard.

Hiber-nation
12-08-2009, 03:03 PM
Rascally Elephant Veers Eastwards. Route Safely Avoids Leopard.

Living East of Pilrig always raises demeanour

Bunter
12-08-2009, 09:48 PM
Living East of Pilrig always raises demeanour
Dancing Every Morning Enables A Nimbleness Ordinarily Unachievable Really.

Twa Cairpets
13-08-2009, 10:02 AM
Dancing Every Morning Enables A Nimbleness Ordinarily Unachievable Really.

Romanovs escalating antipathy leaves lamentable yams

joe_hfc
13-08-2009, 11:43 AM
Romanovs escalating antipathy leaves lamentable yams

yelling ambulance, means sex

Bunter
13-08-2009, 04:41 PM
yelling ambulance, means sex
Snapped Elbow = X-Ray

Hiber-nation
13-08-2009, 07:32 PM
Snapped Elbow = X-Ray

Xavier Raged At Yellow

Bunter
13-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Xavier Raged At Yellow
Yelling Epithets Leaves Legal Officers Wild.

Twa Cairpets
13-08-2009, 10:37 PM
Yelling Epithets Leaves Legal Officers Wild.

Witteveen is laughably dire

RigRoars
13-08-2009, 11:15 PM
Witteveen is laughably dire


Deformed individual resembles elephant

Bunter
14-08-2009, 06:37 AM
Deformed individual resembles elephant
Every Legal Executive Picks Hearts As Never Triumphant.

Twa Cairpets
14-08-2009, 08:36 AM
Every Legal Executive Picks Hearts As Never Triumphant.

Truly repugnant interntional unwashed muppet, paul hartley: a notorious toe-toucher.

Bunter
14-08-2009, 04:21 PM
Truly repugnant interntional unwashed muppet, paul hartley: a notorious toe-toucher.
The Overtly Ugly Clum Hasn't Even Rinsed.

RigRoars
14-08-2009, 05:43 PM
The Overtly Ugly Clum Hasn't Even Rinsed.


Rix is nonce, scandal,exposes dick

Hiber-nation
14-08-2009, 08:00 PM
Rix is nonce, scandal,exposes dick

Dire Idiot's Called Kingston

Bunter
14-08-2009, 09:04 PM
Dire Idiot's Called Kingston
Keeper Is Not Getting Stack's Time Off Normally.

Hiber-nation
14-08-2009, 10:06 PM
Keeper Is Not Getting Stack's Time Off Normally.

Nade's Obese Rear Makes Another Loud Lurid Yodel

Bunter
15-08-2009, 09:25 AM
Nade's Obese Rear Makes Another Loud Lurid Yodel
Yams' Old Dear Explodes Loudly.

da-robster
15-08-2009, 12:25 PM
Yams' Old Dear Explodes Loudly.

Lieing obviously under doormats like Yams

JE89
15-08-2009, 12:44 PM
Lieing obviously under doormats like Yams

You are mental, son.

Saltire2k
15-08-2009, 12:56 PM
You are mental, son.

Sunshine On Nish.

Bunter
15-08-2009, 05:49 PM
Sunshine On Nish.
Noodles In Soy - Heaven!!!

RigRoars
15-08-2009, 10:23 PM
Noodles In Soy - Heaven!!!


Hibernian eleven always very entertaining - naturally.

Twa Cairpets
15-08-2009, 10:50 PM
Hibernian eleven always very entertaining - naturally.

Nade ate turnips unpleasantly. Returns at length looking yearningly.

Bunter
15-08-2009, 11:13 PM
Nade ate turnips unpleasantly. Returns at length looking yearningly.
Young Edinburgh Arsonist Regrets Not Igniting Newly Greased Lumber Yard.

Peevemor
15-08-2009, 11:15 PM
Young Edinburgh Arsonist Regrets Not Igniting Newly Greased Lumber Yard.

You are really depraved.

Bunter
15-08-2009, 11:34 PM
You are really depraved.
Why thank you. :greengrin

You are really depraved.
Deeks Entering Ponana!!! Rarely Are Videos Ever Deleted. :devil:

Hiber-nation
16-08-2009, 04:06 PM
Why thank you. :greengrin

Deeks Entering Ponana!!! Rarely Are Videos Ever Deleted. :devil:

Deeks Eventually Looked East Then Entered Drylaw

Bunter
16-08-2009, 06:13 PM
Deeks Eventually Looked East Then Entered Drylaw
Drunken Rioting Youths Leave A Warzone.

da-robster
16-08-2009, 08:19 PM
Drunken Rioting Youths Leave A Warzone.

wings are rubbishily zonal over new england

Bunter
16-08-2009, 09:37 PM
wings are rubbishily zonal over new england
Each New Gorgie Lush Adores Next Drink.

RigRoars
16-08-2009, 10:21 PM
Each New Gorgie Lush Adores Next Drink.


Despot radge in North Korea

Bunter
17-08-2009, 08:16 AM
Despot radge in North Korea
Kicking Over RigRoars Eases Access. :wink:

Only joking. I couldn't think of an R word that worked. :greengrin

da-robster
18-08-2009, 01:49 PM
Kicking Over RigRoars Eases Access. :wink:

Only joking. I couldn't think of an R word that worked. :greengrin

A column came every second satarday

Bunter
18-08-2009, 03:19 PM
A column came every second satarday
Stupidity And Touchiness Are Requisite Declare All Yams.

Hiber-nation
18-08-2009, 04:10 PM
Stupidity And Touchiness Are Requisite Declare All Yams.

Yesterday's Ar$ehole, Michael Stewart

Bunter
18-08-2009, 08:56 PM
Yesterday's Ar$ehole, Michael Stewart
Stewart Tackles Erratically. Whines At Referee. Typical.

Hiber-nation
18-08-2009, 09:08 PM
Stewart Tackles Erratically. Whines At Referee. Typical.

The Yams Provide Incessant Comedy And Laughter

malcolm-bogie
18-08-2009, 09:41 PM
The Yams Provide Incessant Comedy And Laughter

Lasslo and useless guffies Hearts, touch everyones rectum

Hiber-nation
18-08-2009, 10:14 PM
Lasslo and useless guffies Hearts, touch everyones rectum

Rear Entry? Clum Tastes Underpants, Moaning.

JE89
18-08-2009, 11:40 PM
Rear Entry? Clum Tastes Underpants, Moaning.

Marc Overmars' arse needs immediately nicely groomed :agree:

Bunter
19-08-2009, 05:32 AM
Marc Overmars' arse needs immediately nicely groomed :agree:
Gorgie ******s' Opinions Openly Mouthed Emitting Drool.

Hiber-nation
19-08-2009, 01:08 PM
Gorgie ******s' Opinions Openly Mouthed Emitting Drool.

Dirty Rangers' Orange Order Lunatics

Saltire2k
19-08-2009, 01:19 PM
Dirty Rangers' Orange Order Lunatics

Lunchtime Update: Nade Ate The Irish County Sligo

Bunter
19-08-2009, 03:00 PM
Lunchtime Update: Nade Ate The Irish County Sligo
Supporting Lithuania Indicates Gross Oaf.

Saltire2k
19-08-2009, 03:06 PM
Supporting Lithuania Indicates Gross Oaf.

Obua's A fairy.

Hiber-nation
19-08-2009, 04:16 PM
Obua's A fairy.

Fantasy And Indebtedness - Romanov's Yardstick

Saltire2k
19-08-2009, 04:25 PM
Fantasy And Indebtedness - Romanov's Yardstick

Yams Are Rank Deal Sealers - Their Investment's Complete Keech

Bunter
19-08-2009, 09:03 PM
Yams Are Rank Deal Sealers - Their Investment's Complete Keech
Keenan Exiting ER? Cheers Hughesie!!

Hiber-nation
19-08-2009, 09:08 PM
Keenan Exiting ER? Cheers Hughesie!!

Hearts Underperform Grossly, Hibs Emphasise Superiority In Edinburgh

Bunter
19-08-2009, 09:12 PM
Hearts Underperform Grossly, Hibs Emphasise Superiority In Edinburgh
Every Day In Norway Beer Undergoes Retail Grand Hike.

Wilson
20-08-2009, 09:07 AM
Every Day In Norway Beer Undergoes Retail Grand Hike.

Hearts In Keech - Evermore.

Bunter
20-08-2009, 10:06 AM
Hearts In Keech - Evermore.
Entire Vlad Empire Rumbles Menacingly Over Realised Expenditure.

Hiber-nation
20-08-2009, 06:17 PM
Entire Vlad Empire Rumbles Menacingly Over Realised Expenditure.

Eventually, Xylophone Players Encroached Near Dalkeith, Initiating Terrible Unrest Round Easthouses

:dizzy:

Bunter
20-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Eventually, Xylophone Players Encroached Near Dalkeith, Initiating Terrible Unrest Round Easthouses

:dizzy:
:top marks


Every Accountant Says That Hearts Openly Underpay Soccer Employees Salaries.

Twa Cairpets
20-08-2009, 09:31 PM
:top marks


Every Accountant Says That Hearts Openly Underpay Soccer Employees Salaries.

Susa and Laryea are reviewing intensely exit strategies

Bunter
21-08-2009, 07:33 AM
Susa and Laryea are reviewing intensely exit strategies
Subhuman Tragedy Reveals All The Evil Gorgie Inbred Entities Suck.

Wilson
21-08-2009, 09:32 AM
Subhuman Tragedy Reveals All The Evil Gorgie Inbred Entities Suck.

Stella Unveils Consumable Knickers.

Twa Cairpets
21-08-2009, 12:10 PM
Stella Unveils Consumable Knickers.

Ken Nade? Immobile, comatose Klingon erse really sweats

Bunter
21-08-2009, 05:08 PM
Ken Nade? Immobile, comatose Klingon erse really sweats
Striker Waits Eternally At The Saloon.

Twa Cairpets
21-08-2009, 05:37 PM
Striker Waits Eternally At The Saloon.

Striker? A lonely overweight oaf: Nade

Hiber-nation
21-08-2009, 07:46 PM
Striker? A lonely overweight oaf: Nade

No-one Allows Deluded Eejits

Bunter
21-08-2009, 09:28 PM
No-one Allows Deluded Eejits
Economics Exit Jambos' Intelligence Too Speedily.

malcolm-bogie
21-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Economics Exit Jambos' Intelligence Too Speedily.

such pish emitted every day in Lasslo`s yawnfests.

Hiber-nation
21-08-2009, 09:57 PM
such pish emitted every day in Lasslo`s yawnfests.

Yams Assess Wanton Nade For Egressing Scales - Twenty Stone!

Bunter
22-08-2009, 07:42 AM
Yams Assess Wanton Nade For Egressing Scales - Twenty Stone!
Snack Time!! Obviously Nade's Eating!!

Twa Cairpets
22-08-2009, 05:46 PM
Snack Time!! Obviously Nade's Eating!!

Every available treat in Nade's gob

ArabHibee
22-08-2009, 07:10 PM
Every available treat in Nade's gob

Get O'Brien Back :duck:

Twa Cairpets
22-08-2009, 07:19 PM
Get O'Brien Back :duck:

Bonkers ArabHibee craving keech

Removed
22-08-2009, 07:26 PM
Bonkers ArabHibee craving keech

Keep everyone entertained criticising Hoggy

Twa Cairpets
22-08-2009, 09:18 PM
Keep everyone entertained criticising Hoggy

Hartley openly googles gay yambolinos

Bunter
23-08-2009, 09:53 AM
Hartley openly googles gay yambolinos
Yams And Mutants Blow Off Ladies In Negligee Or Suspenders.

Twa Cairpets
23-08-2009, 04:26 PM
Yams And Mutants Blow Off Ladies In Negligee Or Suspenders.

Suso understands steak pies entice Nade, delighting enormously round Sumo

steviehfc
23-08-2009, 04:52 PM
Suso understands steak pies entice Nade, delighting enormously round SumoShabba uses Mikeys orifice

Bunter
23-08-2009, 05:54 PM
Shabba uses Mikeys orifice
Oilless Rectum Intensifies Friction In Clum's Entry.

Hiber-nation
23-08-2009, 07:17 PM
Oilless Rectum Intensifies Friction In Clum's Entry.

Eggert Never Tried Running Yesterday

Twa Cairpets
23-08-2009, 08:39 PM
Eggert Never Tried Running Yesterday

Yams eventually suss terrible events revealing daily at Yamcastle

Hiber-nation
24-08-2009, 06:47 AM
Yams eventually suss terrible events revealing daily at Yamcastle

Yachtsmen Ahoy! Merricks Capsize A Submarine - The Leader Exits

Bunter
24-08-2009, 09:48 AM
Yachtsmen Ahoy! Merricks Capsize A Submarine - The Leader Exits
:top marks:top marks

Early X-rays Indicate Tibia Snapped.

Hiber-nation
24-08-2009, 10:31 AM
:top marks:top marks

Early X-rays Indicate Tibia Snapped.

Same News At PBS - Punters Expect Demise

Bunter
24-08-2009, 11:04 AM
Same News At PBS - Punters Expect Demise
Dastardly Excrement Maker In Sewage Emergency.

Twa Cairpets
24-08-2009, 11:23 AM
Dastardly Excrement Maker In Sewage Emergency.



Expertly, Mikey enters rear gently, excited Nade cries Yesss!

Peevemor
24-08-2009, 11:38 AM
Expertly, Mikey enters rear gently, excited Nade cries Yesss!

:faf: :top marks

Bunter
24-08-2009, 01:01 PM
Expertly, Mikey enters rear gently, excited Nade cries Yesss!
Yodelling Excitedly, Stewart Slaps Suso.

Hiber-nation
24-08-2009, 02:28 PM
Yodelling Excitedly, Stewart Slaps Suso.

Striker's Underpants Split Open

Peevemor
24-08-2009, 02:33 PM
Striker's Underpants Split Open

Obese pie eater - Nadé.

Twa Cairpets
24-08-2009, 03:37 PM
Obese pie eater - Nadé.

Nade accepts dinners eagerly

Hiber-nation
24-08-2009, 06:22 PM
Nade accepts dinners eagerly

Each August Gross Expenditure Realises Less Yield

Twa Cairpets
24-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Each August Gross Expenditure Realises Less Yield

Yams in epic lithuanian delusion

Bunter
24-08-2009, 09:40 PM
Yams in epic lithuanian delusion
Do Employees Lose Uniforms If On Nightshift?

Hiber-nation
24-08-2009, 09:42 PM
Do Employees Lose Uniforms If On Nighshift?

Bunter, yer "t"'s oot :wink:

Bunter
24-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Bunter, yer "t"'s oot :wink:
Why, thank you, kind sir.
Milk and two and we're sorted. :greengrin

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Yams in epic lithuanian delusion
Do Employees Lose Uniforms If On Nightshift?

Twa Cairpets
24-08-2009, 11:18 PM
Why, thank you, kind sir.
Milk and two and we're sorted. :greengrin

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Do Employees Lose Uniforms If On Nightshift?

Normally it gets hotter towards southern hemisphere. Its ****in toasty!

Bunter
25-08-2009, 08:01 AM
Normally it gets hotter towards southern hemisphere. Its ****in toasty!
The Old Alcoholic Sups The Yeast.

Hiber-nation
25-08-2009, 08:48 AM
The Old Alcoholic Sups The Yeast.

Yves Eventually Assisted, Spectators Traumatised

Twa Cairpets
25-08-2009, 09:25 AM
Yves Eventually Assisted, Spectators Traumatised

Tynecastle redeveloped as unspectacular monument as tenants, insolvent, see end dawning.

steviehfc
25-08-2009, 10:28 AM
Tynecastle redeveloped as unspectacular monument as tenants, insolvent, see end dawning.draws and wins, not in nearby Gorgie.

Hiber-nation
25-08-2009, 10:38 AM
draws and wins, not in nearby Gorgie.

George, Old Ranting Goat, Imbibes Expediently

Bunter
25-08-2009, 11:46 AM
George, Old Ranting Goat, Imbibes Expediently
Excellent Xylophone Players Excited Dancers In Edinburgh's New Town Last Year.

Twa Cairpets
25-08-2009, 11:49 AM
George, Old Ranting Goat, Imbibes Expediently

Eventually, x-rays prove enormous dildo in "Elephant" Nade's tushy, located yesterday.

Hiber-nation
25-08-2009, 07:05 PM
Excellent Xylophone Players Excited Dancers In Edinburgh's New Town Last Year.

Yes, Elvis Aggravated Romanov

(sorry Two Carpets, Bunter got there first :wink:)

steviehfc
25-08-2009, 07:31 PM
Yes, Elvis Aggravated Romanov

(sorry Two Carpets, Bunter got there first :wink:)Riordan often manages a night of violence. :devil::duck:

Bunter
25-08-2009, 08:03 PM
Riordan often manages a night of violence. :devil::duck:
Virgin In Old Leith Experiences No Chastity Experience.

Twa Cairpets
25-08-2009, 08:46 PM
Virgin In Old Leith Experiences No Chastity Experience.

Energetic x-men parade evil romanov imposters. Eventually Nade crumbles empire

Hiber-nation
26-08-2009, 06:40 AM
Energetic x-men parade evil romanov imposters. Eventually Nade crumbles empire

East Mains Project Is Really Exquisite

Bunter
26-08-2009, 08:01 AM
East Mains Project Is Really Exquisite
Ebony Xylophone Quietens Uproar If Struck In Tuneful Expression.

Twa Cairpets
26-08-2009, 08:08 AM
Ebony Xylophone Quietens Uproar If Struck In Tuneful Expression.

Ernies x-box provides relaxing evening sessions, sometimes irritating our neighbours

Hiber-nation
26-08-2009, 09:30 AM
Ernies x-box provides relaxing evening sessions, sometimes irritating our neighbours

Nade Emitted Irregular Groans - Huge Burgers Obviously Upset Ravenous Striker

da-robster
26-08-2009, 09:31 AM
Ernies x-box provides relaxing evening sessions, sometimes irritating our neighbours

New Edinburgh is ghastly, horrible,but one undergraduate reigns supreme.

Twa Cairpets
26-08-2009, 09:35 AM
New Edinburgh is ghastly horrible,but one undergraduate reigns supreme.

Significant unrest puts Romanov empire mightily equivocal

steviehfc
26-08-2009, 09:40 AM
Significant unrest puts Romanov empire mightily equivocalEuropean quota under investigation, Vlad offers Csaba another lithuanian.

Bunter
26-08-2009, 09:57 AM
European quota under investigation, Vlad offers Csaba another lithuanian.
Looking Into Their Hands, Undercover Agents Notice Infection And Nastiness.

Hiber-nation
26-08-2009, 10:29 AM
Looking Into Their Hands, Undercover Agents Notice Infection And Nastiness.

Nade Again Skips Training, Instead Noshing Extra Super Size

steviehfc
26-08-2009, 10:32 AM
Looking Into Their Hands, Undercover Agents Notice Infection And Nastiness.Nade a striker, that is nonsense especially since summer.

Bunter
26-08-2009, 11:19 AM
Nade a striker, that is nonsense especially since summer.
"Striker's" Underpants' Mega Massive Elastic Range.

steviehfc
26-08-2009, 12:03 PM
"Striker's" Underpants' Mega Massive Elastic Range.Riordan and Nish goals expected.

(one for tonight) :thumbsup:

Hiber-nation
26-08-2009, 12:19 PM
Riordan and Nish goals expected.

(one for tonight) :thumbsup:

Ebullient Xavi Proceeded East, Cabbage Tie-up Extended Deal

Twa Cairpets
26-08-2009, 12:41 PM
Ebullient Xavi Proceeded East, Cabbage Tie-up Extended Deal

Derek entertains a lapdancer

Bunter
26-08-2009, 03:00 PM
Derek entertains a lapdancer
Limited Access Pub. Deeks And Night Club Entry Refused. :devil:

Twa Cairpets
26-08-2009, 03:35 PM
Limited Access Pub. Deeks And Night Club Entry Refused. :devil:

Nice...

Riordan eventually finds unlocked side entrance - Disco!!

da-robster
26-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Nice...

Riordan eventually finds unlocked side entrance - Disco!!

Deserted islands sees crazy O'Brien

Hiber-nation
26-08-2009, 10:01 PM
Deserted islands sees crazy O'Brien

Obua's Been Rat-arsed In Every Nightclub

Twa Cairpets
27-08-2009, 11:08 AM
Obua's Been Rat-arsed In Every Nightclub

Nade ingests gigantic hamburger treat. Craves lard under bun.

Bunter
27-08-2009, 11:58 AM
Nade ingests gigantic hamburger treat. Craves lard under bun.
Big Underpants? NADE!!!!!!! :greengrin

Twa Cairpets
27-08-2009, 09:28 PM
Big Underpants? NADE!!!!!!! :greengrin

Not a desired employee

RigRoars
27-08-2009, 10:41 PM
Not a desired employee


Examines mental patients-looks over yam eejits evidently.

Twa Cairpets
28-08-2009, 08:22 AM
Examines mental patients-looks over yam eejits evidently.

Excited, Vlad is destroying entirely nasty tynecastle laughing yammishly

steviehfc
28-08-2009, 09:46 AM
Excited, Vlad is destroying entirely nasty tynecastle laughing yammishlyYams are mutants, mostly incredibly stupid, hugely laughable yobs.

Twa Cairpets
28-08-2009, 10:14 AM
Yams are mutants, mostly incredibly stupid, hugely laughable yobs.

Yams often believe smokescreen

Bunter
28-08-2009, 10:52 AM
Yams often believe smokescreen
Some Millwall Often Kick Every Supporter Coming Round East End Neighbourhood.

Hiber-nation
28-08-2009, 02:00 PM
Some Millwall Often Kick Every Supporter Coming Round East End Neighbourhood.

Next Exit Ibrox - Grossly Hideous Bilious Obnoxious Ugly ******s Hollering Orange Order Ditties

RigRoars
28-08-2009, 02:19 PM
Next Exit Ibrox - Grossly Hideous Bilious Obnoxious Ugly ******s Hollering Orange Order Ditties

:top marks

Departure imminent,Tyncastle tirant immediately empties Shabba

Bunter
28-08-2009, 03:01 PM
:top marks

Departure imminent,Tyncastle tirant immediately empties Shabba
Surely Hawrts Are Being Bankrupted Anon.

Twa Cairpets
28-08-2009, 04:38 PM
Surely Hawrts Are Being Bankrupted Anon.

Another Nade Ounce? Negligible

Bunter
28-08-2009, 05:21 PM
Another Nade Ounce? Negligible
No Extra Goals Likely In Gorgie If Banking Lith Encroaches.

steviehfc
28-08-2009, 07:13 PM
No Extra Goals Likely In Gorgie If Banking Lith Encroaches.Enormous Nade craves rats often after creating Hearts eating speciality.

Hiber-nation
28-08-2009, 08:23 PM
Enormous Nade craves rats often after creating Hearts eating speciality.

Special Plan Enrages Csaba In Another Lithuanian Insult To Yams

Twa Cairpets
28-08-2009, 08:42 PM
Special Plan Enrages Csaba In Another Lithuanian Insult To Yams

Yerevan, Armenia: Miniscule Soviet

malcolm-bogie
28-08-2009, 09:32 PM
Yerevan, Armenia: Miniscule Soviet

sad old Vlad is exceptional tit.

Bunter
28-08-2009, 09:52 PM
sad old Vlad is exceptional tit.
Threesome Is Tremendous. :woohoo:

Twa Cairpets
29-08-2009, 08:53 AM
Threesome Is Tremendous. :woohoo:

Tynecastle reconstruction manager encourages nuclear demolition of ugly scar