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Bunter
29-08-2012, 06:59 PM
Santa hates oafish, churlish kids, implying no gifts.
Gargantuan Inuit Felches Teetotal Septuagenarians.

Hiber-nation
29-08-2012, 09:25 PM
Gargantuan Inuit Felches Teetotal Septuagenarians.

Sordid Etymologist Painted Tadger Ultramarine And Green Emulsion. Now All Rigid, Its Abrading, Nearly Stripped!

Bunter
31-08-2012, 03:18 PM
Sordid Etymologist Painted Tadger Ultramarine And Green Emulsion. Now All Rigid, Its Abrading, Nearly Stripped!
Septuagenarian Thrusts Roughly Into Plump Pudendae Exhaling Doughtily.

Hiber-nation
01-09-2012, 12:14 PM
Septuagenarian Thrusts Roughly Into Plump Pudendae Exhaling Doughtily.

Dreadfully Odious Ugly Grannies Heartily Titillate Impotent Lexicographer's Y-fronts

Bunter
02-09-2012, 03:18 PM
Dreadfully Odious Ugly Grannies Heartily Titillate Impotent Lexicographer's Y-fronts
Y-chromosome Failure Renders Onanist's Necrophiliac Tendencies Slovenly.

Mon Dieu4
02-09-2012, 06:14 PM
Y-chromosome Failure Renders Onanist's Necrophiliac Tendencies Slovenly.

Skacel loves overly violent erse naughtiness lurid yams

Hiber-nation
02-09-2012, 06:19 PM
Skacel loves overly violent erse naughtiness lurid yams

Your Average Merrick's Subhuman

Bunter
10-09-2012, 08:02 PM
Your Average Merrick's Subhuman
Sexy Underwear - Breasts Hidden Under Mesmeric Azure Nylon.

Hiber-nation
14-09-2012, 01:14 PM
Sexy Underwear - Breasts Hidden Under Mesmeric Azure Nylon.

Naturally You Love Older Nipples

Bunter
15-09-2012, 09:30 PM
Naturally You Love Older Nipples
Nonagenarian Inuit Pummels Pudenda Leaving Exterior Sodden.

Hiber-nation
16-09-2012, 06:34 PM
Nonagenarian Inuit Pummels Pudenda Leaving Exterior Sodden.

Sozzled Old Dearies Devour Etymologist's Nadger

al bundy
20-09-2012, 12:21 PM
Sozzled Old Dearies Devour Etymologist's Nadger

never admit dogging gives everyone rabies

Hiber-nation
20-09-2012, 01:55 PM
never admit dogging gives everyone rabies

Rabid Alsatian Bit Into Etymologist's Scrotum

Twa Cairpets
21-09-2012, 12:07 PM
Rabid Alsatian Bit Into Etymologist's Scrotum....

... Sickening crunch resulted. "Owwwwwww" Testicles unpleasantly munched.

Hiber-nation
21-09-2012, 03:15 PM
... Sickening crunch resulted. "Owwwwwww" Testicles unpleasantly munched.

Most Unsavoury. Now Currently Hospitalised, Etymologist's Disfigured

Bunter
27-10-2012, 10:40 AM
Most Unsavoury. Now Currently Hospitalised, Etymologist's Disfigured
Dieting Inuit Softly Fellates Icelandic Grandfather Upsetting Relatives Entering Disco.

Twa Cairpets
27-10-2012, 12:28 PM
Dieting Inuit Softly Fellates Icelandic Grandfather Upsetting Relatives Entering Disco.

Don't instigate sectarian crap okay?

Hiber-nation
29-10-2012, 08:23 PM
Don't instigate sectarian crap okay?

Odd Kaunasians Are Yammish

Twa Cairpets
31-10-2012, 08:28 AM
Odd Kaunasians Are Yammish

Yams are marvellously, magically in soapy. HMRC!

Hiber-nation
31-10-2012, 12:57 PM
Yams are marvellously, magically in soapy. HMRC!

Hearts Made Remunerations Criminally

Bunter
01-11-2012, 07:02 PM
Hearts Made Remunerations Criminally
Cemetery Reveals Interior. Monstrous Inuit Necrophiliacs Are Licking Lips Yearningly.

Hiber-nation
01-11-2012, 08:40 PM
Cemetery Reveals Interior. Monstrous Inuit Necrophiliacs Are Licking Lips Yearningly.

Yams Essentially Are Rogered, Now Insolvency Nearing. Getting Liquidated - Yippee!!

Twa Cairpets
09-11-2012, 11:05 PM
Yams Essentially Are Rogered, Now Insolvency Nearing. Getting Liquidated - Yippee!!

Yams in perilous place, exiting Edinburgh

jodjam
11-11-2012, 08:47 PM
Yams in perilous place, exiting Edinburgh

Edward died in November , buried under Robert Graham's house ;)

Hiber-nation
12-11-2012, 06:45 AM
Edward died in November , buried under Robert Graham's house ;)

Hearts Outwit Unintelligent Supporters Effortlessly

Twa Cairpets
12-11-2012, 10:06 AM
Hearts Outwit Unintelligent Supporters Effortlessly

End. F*****. Finished. Out. Removed. Turfed. Launched. Expelled. Stuffed. Shafted. Lovin'-it. Yams

Hiber-nation
12-11-2012, 10:47 AM
End. F*****. Finished. Out. Removed. Turfed. Launched. Expelled. Stuffed. Shafted. Lovin'-it. Yams

:agree:

Yams Are Monumentally Snookered

Bunter
08-12-2012, 07:14 AM
:agree:

Yams Are Monumentally Snookered
Septuagenarian Nudges Octogenarian's Ovaries, Keeping Erection Rampant Evidently Difficult.

Hiber-nation
17-12-2012, 07:28 PM
Septuagenarian Nudges Octogenarian's Ovaries, Keeping Erection Rampant Evidently Difficult.

Dopey Inuits Find Fridges Incredibly Counterproductive Under Low Temperature

Twa Cairpets
17-12-2012, 11:06 PM
Dopey Inuits Find Fridges Incredibly Counterproductive Under Low Temperature

Time eventually masters pompous Edinburgh Roasters, as taxman unleashes righteous endgame.

Hiber-nation
18-12-2012, 10:52 AM
Time eventually masters pompous Edinburgh Roasters, as taxman unleashes righteous endgame.

Eventually, Natural Death, Gorgie's Asbestos Monument Eradicated.

Twa Cairpets
18-12-2012, 11:13 AM
Eventually, Natural Death, Gorgie's Asbestos Monument Eradicated.

Even Romanov accepts death is creeping at Tynecastle each day

Hiber-nation
18-12-2012, 11:29 AM
Even Romanov accepts death is creeping at Tynecastle each day

Doomsday At Yamsville

Twa Cairpets
19-12-2012, 07:55 AM
Doomsday At Yamsville

Yams are mightily surprised Vlad is laughing loudly. Entertaining.

Hiber-nation
19-12-2012, 11:11 AM
Yams are mightily surprised Vlad is laughing loudly. Entertaining.

Exceptionally Naive Tynecastle Erses Rally Towards Another Incredibly Nauseating Inexpensive Numpties Gala-night

Bunter
24-12-2012, 10:08 AM
Exceptionally Naive Tynecastle Erses Rally Towards Another Incredibly Nauseating Inexpensive Numpties Gala-night
Gargantuan Americans Love Amorous Nonagenarians In Glistening Halterneck Tunics.

Hiber-nation
24-12-2012, 10:38 AM
Gargantuan Americans Love Amorous Nonagenarians In Glistening Halterneck Tunics.

Tynie's Undaunted Nitwits Invented Cake Sales

Bunter
27-12-2012, 10:35 AM
Tynie's Undaunted Nitwits Invented Cake Sales
Sexually Active Lizards Ejaculate Spermatozoa.

Twa Cairpets
28-12-2012, 05:04 PM
Sexually Active Lizards Ejaculate Spermatozoa.

Shameless personnel extort remaining monies at Tynecastle, offering Zeitgeist of age.

Hiber-nation
28-12-2012, 07:34 PM
Shameless personnel extort remaining monies at Tynecastle, offering Zeitgeist of age.

And Gorgie's Execrable

Bunter
31-12-2012, 04:23 PM
And Gorgie's Execrable
Every X-rated Eclectic Rates Anal Below Licking Effluvium.

Hiber-nation
05-01-2013, 11:11 AM
Every X-rated Eclectic Rates Anal Below Licking Effluvium.

Every Fan Feels Like Uttering Vitriol In Unwashed's Merrick-dome

fat freddy
11-01-2013, 08:50 AM
Every Fan Feels Like Uttering Vitriol In Unwashed's Merrick-dome


Mercenary Ex Record Reporter Inflames Clueless Knuckledraggers Delusions Of Meritorious Existance.

Hiber-nation
15-01-2013, 08:50 PM
Mercenary Ex Record Reporter Inflames Clueless Knuckledraggers Delusions Of Meritorious Existance.

Emminent Xylophonist Is Somewhat Tense, Ensuring Natural Chiming's Erratic

Twa Cairpets
15-01-2013, 09:17 PM
Emminent Xylophonist Is Somewhat Tense, Ensuring Natural Chiming's Erratic

Easter Road really attracts the in crowd

Hiber-nation
17-01-2013, 06:15 AM
Easter Road really attracts the in crowd

Chaplain Rogers Old Wacky Deaconess

Twa Cairpets
17-01-2013, 05:29 PM
Chaplain Rogers Old Wacky Deaconess

Dead equines are cooked openly, now edible supermarket snacks.

Hiber-nation
20-01-2013, 09:07 PM
Dead equines are cooked openly, now edible supermarket snacks.

So Nags Are Clearly Kidnapped Systematically?

Twa Cairpets
23-01-2013, 06:54 PM
So Nags Are Clearly Kidnapped Systematically?

Seems you surmise that equine meat added to (illegally) cow appetisers leave lunchers yearning

fat freddy
23-01-2013, 08:07 PM
Seems you surmise that equine meat added to (illegally) cow appetisers leave lunchers yearning



Yuk! Everyone Ate Really Nasty Inedible Nutritional Gelding?

Hiber-nation
23-01-2013, 09:05 PM
Yuk! Everyone Ate Really Nasty Inedible Nutritional Gelding?

Gelded Equine Liver's Delicious. Its Nice Grilled.

fat freddy
25-01-2013, 09:20 AM
Gelded Equine Liver's Delicious. Its Nice Grilled.



Gorgie Resident Inbred Locals Love Eating Donkeys

Hiber-nation
25-01-2013, 09:44 AM
Gorgie Resident Inbred Locals Love Eating Donkeys

Deaf Old Nutter Kept Eating Yam Sandwiches

Twa Cairpets
25-01-2013, 02:46 PM
Deaf Old Nutter Kept Eating Yam Sandwiches

Shergar adds nutritionally delicious, wonderfully interesting chomps - hearty equine sustenance

Hiber-nation
26-01-2013, 10:56 PM
Shergar adds nutritionally delicious, wonderfully interesting chomps - hearty equine sustenance

Some Undeveloped Stupid Tynecastle Erseholes Normally Absorb Natural Cow Excrement

Twa Cairpets
27-01-2013, 07:26 PM
Some Undeveloped Stupid Tynecastle Erseholes Normally Absorb Natural Cow Excrement

Enterprising xylophonists create really exciting musical entertainment nightly. Thanks.

Hiber-nation
27-01-2013, 08:12 PM
Enterprising xylophonists create really exciting musical entertainment nightly. Thanks.

The Hearts Are Nurturing Known Scuzzbags

Twa Cairpets
27-01-2013, 10:15 PM
The Hearts Are Nurturing Known Scuzzbags

Sevco crowd undoubtedly zoological zoomers, barely articulate grunting simians.

Hiber-nation
28-01-2013, 05:35 AM
Sevco crowd undoubtedly zoological zoomers, barely articulate grunting simians.

Sectarian Inbred Mutants Imagine Absolutely No Surrender

fat freddy
28-01-2013, 07:39 PM
Sectarian Inbred Mutants Imagine Absolutely No Surrender




Sevco Unquestionably Required Revenue. Entered New Deal Ending Rangers

Hiber-nation
28-01-2013, 07:56 PM
Sevco Unquestionably Required Revenue. Entered New Deal Ending Rangers

Revealed: Another Nonsensical Green EBT Related Statement

Twa Cairpets
28-02-2013, 10:33 PM
Revealed: Another Nonsensical Green EBT Related Statement

Stinking, terrible asbestosised Tynecastle merits endless negative taunting

Hiber-nation
01-03-2013, 07:53 AM
Stinking, terrible asbestosised Tynecastle merits endless negative taunting

Tescos Are Unsurprisingly Negotiating Takeover, Incensing Native Grunts

Twa Cairpets
01-03-2013, 12:14 PM
Tescos Are Unsurprisingly Negotiating Takeover, Incensing Native Grunts

Gorgie reptiles understand nothing, the simpletons

Hiber-nation
01-03-2013, 12:34 PM
Gorgie reptiles understand nothing, the simpletons

Some Idiot Merricks Propose Lothar, El Tel Or Nevio Scala

Twa Cairpets
01-03-2013, 01:23 PM
Some Idiot Merricks Propose Lothar, El Tel Or Nevio Scala

Sandy Clark and Locke. Arf.

Hiber-nation
01-03-2013, 02:32 PM
Sandy Clark and Locke. Arf.

And Ricardo Fuller

Twa Cairpets
03-03-2013, 09:16 PM
And Ricardo Fuller

Fultons ugliness leaves lookers' eyeballs reeling.

Hiber-nation
03-03-2013, 09:59 PM
Fultons ugliness leaves lookers' eyeballs reeling.

Relishing Effeminate Excrement, Lockey Is Naturally Grotesque

Mon Dieu4
03-03-2013, 10:33 PM
Gratitude Romanov on the exciting spectacle, quality unending entertainment

Twa Cairpets
05-03-2013, 10:56 PM
Gratitude Romanov on the exciting spectacle, quality unending entertainment

End nigh, Tynecastle eventually rolls towards annihilation in nightly, marvelously entertaining news torrent.

Hiber-nation
06-03-2013, 01:04 PM
End nigh, Tynecastle eventually rolls towards annihilation in nightly, marvelously entertaining news torrent.

Teetering Off-course, Romanov's Raft's Entering New Tsunami

Twa Cairpets
06-03-2013, 03:18 PM
Teetering Off-course, Romanov's Raft's Entering New Tsunami

Tynecastle surely uninhabitable: nasty asbestos marquee, innit?

Hiber-nation
06-03-2013, 03:58 PM
Tynecastle surely uninhabitable: nasty asbestos marquee, innit?

:agree:

Its Nauseating, Noxious, Infernally Toxiferous

Twa Cairpets
07-03-2013, 05:53 PM
:agree:

Its Nauseating, Noxious, Infernally Toxiferous

Totally obscene, x-rated image, Fulton engenders revulsion of unprepared souls

Hiber-nation
07-03-2013, 08:00 PM
Totally obscene, x-rated image, Fulton engenders revulsion of unprepared souls

Stevie's old ugly-puss looks subhuman

Twa Cairpets
07-03-2013, 09:28 PM
Stevie's old ugly-puss looks subhuman

Staggeringly ugly bassa, he undoubtedly makes acronymists nauseous.

Hiber-nation
07-03-2013, 09:41 PM
Staggeringly ugly bassa, he undoubtedly makes acronymists nauseous.

Nade's Another Unsightly Specimen, Exceptionally Obese Ugly Striker

jodjam
07-03-2013, 10:26 PM
Nade's Another Unsightly Specimen, Exceptionally Obese Ugly Striker

Some tynecastle reprobates insist knowingly ,everything's rosy

Just Alf
08-03-2013, 03:37 AM
Some tynecastle reprobates insist knowingly ,everything's rosy

Roasted On Sunday Yamboids

Twa Cairpets
08-03-2013, 08:09 AM
Roasted On Sunday Yamboids

Yes. "All Marvellously Barry" oddballs in defeat shock!

Hiber-nation
08-03-2013, 11:47 AM
Yes. "All Marvellously Barry" oddballs in defeat shock!

Serjius has often called Kaunas

Twa Cairpets
18-03-2013, 04:35 PM
Serjius has often called Kaunas

Kickback: An uniquely noxious @rsehole sanctuary

Hiber-nation
18-03-2013, 06:02 PM
Kickback: An uniquely noxious @rsehole sanctuary

Saints are naturally cock-a-hoop, the uglies absolutely rogered yesterday

Twa Cairpets
10-04-2013, 08:54 PM
Saints are naturally cock-a-hoop, the uglies absolutely rogered yesterday

Yams extinction still tardy, events really delaying anticipated yamaggedon

Hiber-nation
10-04-2013, 09:31 PM
Yams extinction still tardy, events really delaying anticipated yamaggedon

Your Average Merrick Apes Gorgeous George - Encrusted Deluded Old Numpty

Treadstone
17-04-2013, 09:35 AM
Your Average Merrick Apes Gorgeous George - Encrusted Deluded Old Numpty

Never Undertood Many Pitying The Yammery

Hiber-nation
17-04-2013, 12:01 PM
Never Undertood Many Pitying The Yammery

"Yam" - A Metaphor Meaning Exceptionally Rancid Yellowbellies

Treadstone
17-04-2013, 02:26 PM
"Yam" - A Metaphor Meaning Exceptionally Rancid Yellowbellies

Yam - Edinburgh Low Lifes Often Wallowing Behind Egotistical Laminiferous (http://thinkexist.com/dictionary/meaning/laminiferous/) Lies Including Expenditure Shenanigans

Hiber-nation
17-04-2013, 06:38 PM
Yam - Edinburgh Low Lifes Often Wallowing Behind Egotistical Laminiferous (http://thinkexist.com/dictionary/meaning/laminiferous/) Lies Including Expenditure Shenanigans

Suppose Hearts' End's Now Almost Nigh - Imagine Getting Absolutely No Spondulicks

Phil MaGlass
17-04-2013, 08:26 PM
eh... Shmoke and a pancake

Twa Cairpets
18-04-2013, 06:39 AM
:rules:
sadly Phils offering not doable upload, Lexicographer in crazy kinda submission.

Treadstone
18-04-2013, 03:20 PM
:rules:
sadly Phils offering not doable upload, Lexicographer in crazy kinda submission.

Should Uber-yam Barry Make Information Seriously Stupid In Online News.

Twa Cairpets
18-04-2013, 05:30 PM
Should Uber-yam Barry Make Information Seriously Stupid In Online News.

News (Evening) willfully stupid

Hiber-nation
18-04-2013, 09:50 PM
News (Evening) willfully stupid

Said Tabloid Underperforms Perpetually. It's Dire

Treadstone
19-04-2013, 12:08 AM
Said Tabloid Underperforms Perpetually. It's Dire

Daily Information Readily Expendable

Hiber-nation
21-04-2013, 01:46 PM
Daily Information Readily Expendable

Edinburgh's X-rated Piggery's Evidently Nearing Demolition. All's Barry Likesay, Eh?

Twa Cairpets
21-04-2013, 02:06 PM
Edinburgh's X-rated Piggery's Evidently Nearing Demolition. All's Barry Likesay, Eh?

Edinburgh Hibees
:flag::flag:

Hiber-nation
21-04-2013, 07:23 PM
Edinburgh Hibees
:flag::flag:

Hurtado Is Big Ersed Ex Striker

Treadstone
21-04-2013, 11:33 PM
Sutton Talks Ridiculous Idiotic Keek Easily Refuted

Just Alf
22-04-2013, 06:58 AM
Rangers ended for unbelievable tax evasion.... DEAD!

Twa Cairpets
22-04-2013, 08:19 AM
Rangers ended for unbelievable tax evasion.... DEAD!

Dons expect a doing

Treadstone
23-04-2013, 09:24 AM
Dons expect a doing

Dullfest Over, I'm Normally Grateful

Hiber-nation
23-04-2013, 06:53 PM
Dullfest Over, I'm Normally Grateful

Get Ready - A Truly Ecstatic Final. Utterly Legendary.

Treadstone
23-04-2013, 10:13 PM
Leighs Early Goals Eventually Nets Dream - A Rare Year

Twa Cairpets
23-04-2013, 10:44 PM
Leighs Early Goals Eventually Nets Dream - A Rare Year

You enjoying alcohol radge?

Treadstone
24-04-2013, 07:24 AM
Rangers Are Dodgy - Going Extinct ?

Hiber-nation
24-04-2013, 09:15 AM
Rangers Are Dodgy - Going Extinct ?

Easdales - X-rated Tainted Iniquitous Numpty Coach Transporters

Treadstone
24-04-2013, 07:50 PM
Easdales - X-rated Tainted Iniquitous Numpty Coach Transporters

The Rangers are now supposedly potless only real tims expect royal shafting

Hiber-nation
24-04-2013, 08:03 PM
The Rangers are now supposedly potless only real tims expect royal shafting

Surely Hearts Are Feked Too. Its Nearly Galaday!

Treadstone
24-04-2013, 09:01 PM
Surely Hearts Are Feked Too. Its Nearly Galaday!

Green Analyses Litigation And Does A Yelp

Hiber-nation
26-04-2013, 04:05 PM
Green Analyses Litigation And Does A Yelp

Yams - Expect Litigation Proceedings

Bunter
28-04-2013, 09:47 AM
Yams - Expect Litigation Proceedings
Placing Romanov On Crimewatch Evidently Excites Denizens In North Gorgie Slums.

Hiber-nation
28-04-2013, 01:25 PM
Placing Romanov On Crimewatch Evidently Excites Denizens In North Gorgie Slums.

You're back - hooray!

Smells Like Usual Merrick Stench

Treadstone
29-04-2013, 05:56 AM
You're back - hooray!

Smells Like Usual Merrick Stench

Southern Tells Edinburghs Numpties - Clench Hard

Hiber-nation
29-04-2013, 06:27 PM
Southern Tells Edinburghs Numpties - Clench Hard

Hearts Are Rather Deluded

Treadstone
01-05-2013, 05:59 PM
Hearts Are Rather Deluded

Debt Extension Liability Undergoes Dramatic Ending Denouement

Hiber-nation
01-05-2013, 08:45 PM
Debt Extension Liability Undergoes Dramatic Ending Denouement

Doomsday's Evidently Nearing. Obviously Ukios' Extermination Makes Evening News Terrified

Twa Cairpets
01-05-2013, 09:10 PM
Surely Hearts Are Feked Too. Its Nearly Galaday!

Glee and laughter at demise. Allez yamageddon

Hiber-nation
01-05-2013, 10:24 PM
Glee and laughter at demise. Allez yamageddon

Err...wrong post quoted Mr Cairpets :-)

Twa Cairpets
02-05-2013, 11:32 AM
Err...wrong post quoted Mr Cairpets :-)

Oops. Not got the foggiest what I was thinking there....


Doomsday's Evidently Nearing. Obviously Ukios' Extermination Makes Evening News Terrified

Terrifically entertaining, Romanov's rabble is finally, inevitably entering denouement.

Treadstone
02-05-2013, 05:26 PM
Oops. Not got the foggiest what I was thinking there....



Terrifically entertaining, Romanov's rabble is finally, inevitably entering denouement.

Debt Events Now Over, Unjustness, Entering Massive Enjoyment Now Ticking

One Day Soon
02-05-2013, 05:35 PM
Debt Events Now Over, Unjustness, Entering Massive Enjoyment Now Ticking

Tumescent, I cue Kickback. Its now Golgotha.

Twa Cairpets
02-05-2013, 08:46 PM
Tumescent, I cue Kickback. Its now Golgotha.

Gorgie orcs learn great, obvious truth. Hello Administrators.

Hiber-nation
02-05-2013, 10:43 PM
Gorgie orcs learn great, obvious truth. Hello Administrators.

And Deluded Merricks Insisting "No It's Straightforward Transaction - Remunerating Amounts To Ourselves". Really Stuffed.

Twa Cairpets
03-05-2013, 09:32 PM
And Deluded Merricks Insisting "No It's Straightforward Transaction - Remunerating Amounts To Ourselves". Really Stuffed.
Fine work sir

Slummy Tynecastle utterly, fully ******. Edinburgh's disgrace.

Hiber-nation
03-05-2013, 10:12 PM
Fine work sir

Slummy Tynecastle utterly, fully ******. Edinburgh's disgrace.

Debt Is So Great Rapid Administration's Certain. Excellent.

Treadstone
06-05-2013, 10:41 AM
Debt Is So Great Rapid Administration's Certain. Excellent.

European Xenophobia Currently Easing Lithuanian Lackeys Expecting Nothing Titanic (!)

Twa Cairpets
06-05-2013, 10:54 AM
European Xenophobia Currently Easing Lithuanian Lackeys Expecting Nothing Titanic (!)

Tynecastle is terminally and nicely in crisis

Hiber-nation
06-05-2013, 11:21 AM
Tynecastle is terminally and nicely in crisis

Crackpot Romanov's In Soviet Institution, Sectioned

HUTCHYHIBBY
06-05-2013, 01:57 PM
Should Everyone Celebrate That Insipid Organisation Nears Expiry Date

Twa Cairpets
06-05-2013, 02:16 PM
Should Everyone Celebrate That Insipid Organisation Nears Expiry Date

Definitely, and try exuberance!

HUTCHYHIBBY
06-05-2013, 02:33 PM
Extreme Xenophobes Unite Blaming Erratic Romanov And Nefarious Club Employees

Treadstone
06-05-2013, 02:44 PM
Tynecastle is terminally and nicely in crisis:applause:


Crackpot Romanov's In Soviet Institution, Sectioned:applause:


Should Everyone Celebrate That Insipid Organisation Nears Expiry Date:applause:


Definitely, and try exuberance!:applause:


Extreme Xenophobes Unite Blaming Erratic Romanov And Nefarious Club Employees:applause:

Entangled Money Plans, Law On Yams, Eternally Empty Stadium

Hiber-nation
06-05-2013, 03:09 PM
:applause:

:applause:

:applause:

:applause:

:applause:

Entangled Money Plans, Law On Yams, Eternally Empty Stadium

:thumbsup:

Stinking Tynecastle's A Dump, Its Utterly Malefic

HUTCHYHIBBY
06-05-2013, 05:21 PM
Mysterious Accounts Leave Edinburgh Firm In Crisis

Treadstone
06-05-2013, 05:27 PM
Mysterious Accounts Leave Edinburgh Firm In Crisis

Chris Robinson Is Still In Stitches

HUTCHYHIBBY
06-05-2013, 05:44 PM
Chris Robinson Is Still In Stitches

Some Teams In Toyland Copy Hearts Economic Strategy

Treadstone
06-05-2013, 06:01 PM
Sanction Them Rapidly And Terminate Edinburghs Gullible Youngsters

Hiber-nation
06-05-2013, 06:12 PM
Sanction Them Rapidly And Terminate Edinburghs Gullible Youngsters

Yams Overspending Unbelievably Never Gets Stick. The EEN's Rather Scared

HUTCHYHIBBY
07-05-2013, 01:11 AM
Yams Overspending Unbelievably Never Gets Stick. The EEN's Rather Scared

Steve Cardownie Against Russian Exit Demonstration

Hiber-nation
07-05-2013, 06:05 PM
Steve Cardownie Against Russian Exit Demonstration

Dumb Ersed Merricks Offer No Solution Towards Rapidly Achieving Takeover. Instant Oblivion Nears.

HUTCHYHIBBY
08-05-2013, 12:00 AM
Nevin Earns A Reasonable Sum

Treadstone
08-05-2013, 10:14 AM
Nevin Earns A Reasonable Sum

Southern: Understudy Muppet

HUTCHYHIBBY
08-05-2013, 07:56 PM
Southern: Understudy Muppet

Manchester United Pensioner Prefers Everton Talisman

Treadstone
09-05-2013, 10:25 AM
Manchester United Pensioner Prefers Everton Talisman

Top Administration Liaison Is Somehow Managing At Natborg.


P.S. May I also commend Hiber-nation on his 'Crackpot Romanov's In Soviet Institution, Sectioned' for being ahead of the curve in this case.

Hiber-nation
10-05-2013, 07:50 PM
Top Administration Liaison Is Somehow Managing At Natborg.


P.S. May I also commend Hiber-nation on his 'Crackpot Romanov's In Soviet Institution, Sectioned' for being ahead of the curve in this case.

Oooh cheeerz :aok:

Numpties At Tynecastle Bake Odious Rancid Gateaux

Treadstone
11-05-2013, 01:54 PM
Oooh cheeerz :aok:

Numpties At Tynecastle Bake Odious Rancid Gateaux

Gary And Team Expect A Urination Xenografts

Hiber-nation
13-05-2013, 03:50 PM
Gary And Team Expect A Urination Xenografts

X-rated Erse Ngoo's Openly Gay, Rogering Ardently Fat Tattooed Stevenson

Treadstone
16-05-2013, 01:54 PM
X-rated Erse Ngoo's Openly Gay, Rogering Ardently Fat Tattooed Stevenson

Signings Tempter Eventually Veers Extra Nonsensical , Stories Offered Nonmoral (http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/nonmoral)

Hiber-nation
16-05-2013, 09:24 PM
Signings Tempter Eventually Veers Extra Nonsensical , Stories Offered Nonmoral (http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/nonmoral)

Nauseous Oafish Numpty Marius's Obsession's Absolutely Laughable

HUTCHYHIBBY
17-05-2013, 06:52 AM
Lithuanian Administrators Ultimatum Gives Hearts A Bad Lachrymatory Experience.

Hiber-nation
20-05-2013, 07:12 PM
Lithuanian Administrators Ultimatum Gives Hearts A Bad Lachrymatory Experience.

Endlessly Xeroxing Pathetic Exaltations, Romanov Is Evidently Not Currently Edinburgh-bound

Treadstone
20-05-2013, 09:33 PM
Endlessly Xeroxing Pathetic Exaltations, Romanov Is Evidently Not Currently Edinburgh-bound

Expected Denial In National Building Undermine Right Good Hilarity - But Only Until Next Deadline

Hiber-nation
20-05-2013, 09:53 PM
Expected Denial In National Building Undermine Right Good Hilarity - But Only Until Next Deadline

:top marks

Dire Economics And Dreadful Lithuanian Imports Never Effloresce

Treadstone
21-05-2013, 09:43 AM
:top marks

Dire Economics And Dreadful Lithuanian Imports Never Effloresce

Economics Finally Failing Lets Offer Reduced Escape Seeing Corruptions Eternal

Hiber-nation
21-05-2013, 07:15 PM
Economics Finally Failing Lets Offer Reduced Escape Seeing Corruptions Eternal

Elite Trophy Eventually Reaches Natural Abode - Leith

Treadstone
21-05-2013, 09:18 PM
Elite Trophy Eventually Reaches Natural Abode - Leith

Leigh Electric In Tic Hammering

Hiber-nation
23-05-2013, 09:59 PM
Leigh Electric In Tic Hammering

Hibs Absolutely Murder Mhankies, Effortless Rogering In National Ground

Treadstone
24-05-2013, 04:47 PM
Hibs Absolutely Murder Mhankies, Effortless Rogering In National Ground

Griffiths Routs Orcs Unlimited Nightime Drinking

Hiber-nation
25-05-2013, 09:56 PM
Griffiths Routs Orcs Unlimited Nightime Drinking

Dalry Road Is Near Knobends Inhuman Neighbourhood, Gorgie

Treadstone
28-05-2013, 11:43 AM
Dalry Road Is Near Knobends Inhuman Neighbourhood, Gorgie

Glittering Occasion Repeat Galvanises Indefatigables Energy

Hiber-nation
29-05-2013, 09:59 PM
Glittering Occasion Repeat Galvanises Indefatigables Energy

Edinburgh's National Embarrassment Regularly Groom Youngsters

Treadstone
07-06-2013, 09:04 AM
Yamenomics Opens Usual New Grave Situation , Tracing Exiled Romanov Sanguine

Hiber-nation
09-06-2013, 06:27 PM
Yamenomics Opens Usual New Grave Situation , Tracing Exiled Romanov Sanguine

Somewhere Along Near Gorgie - Ugly Institution Nearly Extinct

Treadstone
10-06-2013, 12:58 PM
Somewhere Along Near Gorgie - Ugly Institution Nearly Extinct

Eastern Xenophobes Taking Invalided Nutjobs Cardiograph Tenuously

Hiber-nation
10-06-2013, 07:41 PM
Eastern Xenophobes Taking Invalided Nutjobs Cardiograph Tenuously

Tacky Emulsion, No Undercoat On Uglies' Steps - Legendary Yamantics

Treadstone
11-06-2013, 06:11 PM
Tacky Emulsion, No Undercoat On Uglies' Steps - Legendary Yamantics

Young Artists Mesmorise Artworlds New Talent In Craphole Stadium

Hiber-nation
11-06-2013, 06:32 PM
Young Artists Mesmorise Artworlds New Talent In Craphole Stadium

So To Another Deadline - Its Utter Madness

Treadstone
12-06-2013, 07:06 AM
So To Another Deadline - Its Utter Madness

Mandatory Action Does Not Even See Settlement

Hiber-nation
21-06-2013, 06:19 PM
Mandatory Action Does Not Even See Settlement

So Eventually Tesco Tynecastle Looks Expected. Merrick Erses Now Tearful

Treadstone
22-06-2013, 04:53 PM
So Eventually Tesco Tynecastle Looks Expected. Merrick Erses Now Tearful

:greengrin

Ticket Enquiries Arrested, Relapsed Fans Understand Liability

Hiber-nation
22-06-2013, 08:13 PM
:greengrin

Ticket Enquiries Arrested, Relapsed Fans Understand Liability

Local Inkslinger Allis Barry Is Lunatic Idealist To Yams

Treadstone
22-06-2013, 08:20 PM
Local Inkslinger Allis Barry Is Lunatic Idealist To Yams

Yes, Administration Masking Swindle


ps Inkslinger :faf:

Hiber-nation
22-06-2013, 10:53 PM
Yes, Administration Masking Swindle


ps Inkslinger :faf:

Thank you Thesaurus.com :wink:

Stevenson's Wife Is Now Definitely Lacking Earnings

Treadstone
23-06-2013, 02:23 PM
Thank you Thesaurus.com :wink:

Stevenson's Wife Is Now Definitely Lacking Earnings

Even Administrators Realise No Investment Nears Gorgie Shambles

Hiber-nation
23-06-2013, 04:01 PM
Even Administrators Realise No Investment Nears Gorgie Shambles

Summarising Hearts Administration Makes Barry Look Extremely Stupid

Treadstone
23-06-2013, 05:07 PM
Seriously Tynecastle ? Unfit Piggery Inviting Destruction

Hiber-nation
24-06-2013, 09:30 AM
Seriously Tynecastle ? Unfit Piggery Inviting Destruction

Deludeds Expected Season Ticket Rush - Unsurprisingly, Conjectured Total Is Outlandish Nonsense

Speedy
26-06-2013, 07:16 AM
Deludeds Expected Season Ticket Rush - Unsurprisingly, Conjectured Total Is Outlandish Nonsense

Need organs now! Senior executive nominates saviour experiment.

Hiber-nation
26-06-2013, 06:26 PM
Need organs now! Senior executive nominates saviour experiment.

Each X-Ray provides Evidence Romanov Is Most Extensively Nuts. Terminal.

Treadstone
27-06-2013, 02:35 PM
Each X-Ray provides Evidence Romanov Is Most Extensively Nuts. Terminal.

Trashy Exclusive Reels Merricks In Naturally A Lie

Speedy
27-06-2013, 07:29 PM
Trashy Exclusive Reels Merricks In Naturally A Lie

Locke, intolerable eejit!

Hiber-nation
27-06-2013, 08:13 PM
Locke, intolerable eejit!

EEN's Erroneous Journo Is Tragic

Treadstone
27-06-2013, 10:06 PM
EEN's Erroneous Journo Is Tragic

Tramps Raging And Gorgie Is Chaotic

Hiber-nation
27-06-2013, 10:13 PM
Tramps Raging And Gorgie Is Chaotic

Canny Handle All Of This Incredible Comedy

Bunter
28-06-2013, 03:19 PM
Canny Handle All Of This Incredible Comedy
Cavernous Orifice's Melodious Echoes Dampen Yearning.

Twa Cairpets
30-06-2013, 12:15 PM
Cavernous Orifice's Melodious Echoes Dampen Yearning.

Yams expecting annual reaming. Ne'erday is now Green.

Treadstone
30-06-2013, 12:20 PM
Yams expecting annual reaming. Ne'erday is now Green.

Gangland Russians Expect Evisceration Nighly

Twa Cairpets
30-06-2013, 08:53 PM
Gangland Russians Expect Evisceration Nighly

Nothing inspires grubby hearts. Liquidated Yams.

jodjam
01-07-2013, 06:16 AM
Nothing inspires grubby hearts. Liquidated Yams.


Yams absolve missing submariner

Hiber-nation
01-07-2013, 10:13 AM
Yams absolve missing submariner

Spectacularly Uninformed Banderson Makes Another Rickett, Inflating Numpties Exploitative Revenue

Treadstone
01-07-2013, 10:25 AM
Spectacularly Uninformed Banderson Makes Another Rickett, Inflating Numpties Exploitative Revenue

Redundancy Evaders Veer Excruciatingly Near Unearned Expenditure

Hiber-nation
01-07-2013, 09:19 PM
Redundancy Evaders Veer Excruciatingly Near Unearned Expenditure

Eventually X-certificate Performances Expedite Never-ending Demotions In To Uncharted Rock-bottom Echelons

Baldy Foghorn
01-07-2013, 09:34 PM
Eventually X-certificate Performances Expedite Never-ending Demotions In To Uncharted Rock-bottom Echelons

Excitingly, club hertz eventually looking over nervous shoulders

fat freddy
01-07-2013, 10:50 PM
Excitingly, club hertz eventually looking over nervous shoulders

skint hearts owe university loadsa dosh, expect receivership soon

Baldy Foghorn
01-07-2013, 10:57 PM
skint hearts owe university loadsa dosh, expect receivership soon

submarines offloaded, owner notified

frazeHFC
02-07-2013, 12:09 AM
submarines offloaded, owner notified


Never owe tax if funds insufficient, expanding debt

JohnStephens91
02-07-2013, 01:36 AM
Never owe tax if funds insufficient, expanding debt

Debt Expanding Baboon Trumpets

Hiber-nation
02-07-2013, 09:44 AM
Debt Expanding Baboon Trumpets

Totally Rooked Unctuous Merricks Provide Exceptionally Tasteless Scones

Twa Cairpets
03-07-2013, 10:47 PM
Totally Rooked Unctuous Merricks Provide Exceptionally Tasteless Scones

Smug cretins obviously never expected shafting.

Treadstone
04-07-2013, 08:30 AM
Seasons Hit A False Target ? Incapable Numpties Giddy

Hiber-nation
04-07-2013, 07:57 PM
Seasons Hit A False Target ? Incapable Numpties Giddy

George Imbibes Doubles - Drawers Yellow

Treadstone
05-07-2013, 07:47 AM
Yams :Ecstatic Life Lingerers Often Wrong

Twa Cairpets
05-07-2013, 09:18 AM
Yams :Ecstatic Life Lingerers Often Wrong

Wongadome's rancid odour necessitates gagging.

Treadstone
05-07-2013, 09:49 AM
Gorgie Aghast Gordons Gang Is Not Genuine

Twa Cairpets
05-07-2013, 08:58 PM
Gorgie Aghast Gordons Gang Is Not Genuine

Gers entering new uncertainty is nicely entertaining

Dunderhall
06-07-2013, 07:00 PM
Gers entering new uncertainty is nicely entertaining
Edinburgh newco to export rats then announce information notice introducing new ground.

Treadstone
06-07-2013, 07:04 PM
Edinburgh newco to export rats then announce information notice introducing new ground.

Generous Reduction Of Undecided Newco Debts ?

steakbake
06-07-2013, 07:11 PM
Generous Reduction Of Undecided Newco Debts ?

Deluded Edinburgers Beg To Scandinavians? haha

Hiber-nation
06-07-2013, 08:30 PM
Deluded Edinburgers Beg To Scandinavians? haha

Hearts Are Horrendously Abject

steakbake
06-07-2013, 09:06 PM
Hearts Are Horrendously Abject

Anderson (Barry): "Journalist" espousing complete trumpetry.

Twa Cairpets
06-07-2013, 09:09 PM
Hearts Are Horrendously Abject:rules:
Whilst of course an accurate description, the word we are looking for is "Scandinavians"

Seasoned crack acronymist needs discipline in new answers. Very iffy acronym not suitable.

Edit - apologies as the #allisbarry one was excellent, but rules is rules...

Hiber-nation
06-07-2013, 09:24 PM
:rules:
Whilst of course an accurate description, the word we are looking for is "Scandinavians"

Seasoned crack acronymist needs discipline in new answers. Very iffy acronym not suitable.

Edit - pages as the #allisbarry one was excellent, but rules is rules...

***me I get it after reading it about 10 times......had a BBQ today and far too much bevvvvvy...suitable will follow tomorrow ;)

Hiber-nation
07-07-2013, 09:57 AM
:rules:
Whilst of course an accurate description, the word we are looking for is "Scandinavians"

Seasoned crack acronymist needs discipline in new answers. Very iffy acronym not suitable.

Edit - apologies as the #allisbarry one was excellent, but rules is rules...

Several Unsuitable Investors Table A Bid Lacking Exactitude

steakbake
07-07-2013, 10:03 AM
Every xerox at crumbling Tynecastle is tallying up draining expenses...

Dunderhall
08-07-2013, 09:13 AM
Evil xenophobic pedophile eventually not staff, exorbitant salary.

HUTCHYHIBBY
08-07-2013, 09:53 AM
Strips arrive late at rooked Yams.

Treadstone
08-07-2013, 09:56 AM
Strips arrive late at rooked Yams.

Yams Assets Melting Superbly

Dunderhall
08-07-2013, 11:45 AM
Yams Assets Melting Superbly

SFA umbrage, police explore robbing b*****d Lithuanian yams.


"Yams Assets Melting Superbly" not accepted, or this could go badly wrong. :wink:

Hiber-nation
08-07-2013, 12:18 PM
SFA umbrage, police explore robbing b*****d Lithuanian yams.


"Yams Assets Melting Superbly" not accepted, or this could go badly wrong. :wink:

Your Average Merrick Smells

Dunderhall
08-07-2013, 02:53 PM
Your Average Merrick Smells

small minded egotist launches last scam.

HUTCHYHIBBY
08-07-2013, 05:20 PM
Scottish Champion Andy Murray.

Hiber-nation
10-07-2013, 09:43 PM
Scottish Champion Andy Murray.

Mephitic Asbestos Roofing's Ruptured At Yamsville

HUTCHYHIBBY
10-07-2013, 10:11 PM
Years Ago Many Said Vlad Is Leading Lithuanian Economist (I know he's Russian!)

Treadstone
11-07-2013, 08:22 AM
Years Ago Many Said Vlad Is Leading Lithuanian Economist (I know he's Russian!)

Everyday Conman Offers Newco Option Making It Superbly Tremendous

steakbake
11-07-2013, 11:53 AM
Tramps ridiculously excited, Murray's extremely nervous: day of undoing suspected.

HUTCHYHIBBY
11-07-2013, 03:43 PM
Tramps ridiculously excited, Murray's extremely nervous: day of undoing suspected.

Submariner unaccountable since passing economic control to effeminate demagogue (Mr Murray MP to give him his real name!)

steakbake
11-07-2013, 06:03 PM
deluded en mass around gorgie out greeting unfortunate ending.

Treadstone
11-07-2013, 06:13 PM
deluded en mass around gorgie out greeting unfortunate ending.

Even Now Dying Is Nearing Gorgie

Hiber-nation
11-07-2013, 07:55 PM
Even Now Dying Is Nearing Gorgie

Gorgie's Old Ruin Gets Inevitably Exterminated

Twa Cairpets
12-07-2013, 04:55 PM
Gorgie's Old Ruin Gets Inevitably Exterminated

"Even X-Men think Edinburgh's ruinous mutants insult nature's aesthetic timbre", exclaims Deity.

Hiber-nation
12-07-2013, 06:10 PM
"Even X-Men think Edinburgh's ruinous mutants insult nature's aesthetic timbre", exclaims Deity.

:thumbsup:

Discerning Etymologist's Ill-willed Towards Yamsville

Treadstone
12-07-2013, 07:10 PM
:thumbsup:

Discerning Etymologist's Ill-willed Towards Yamsville

Yes, Angelo Massone Sends Vermin Into Lousy Losing Endgame

Hibstrooper
12-07-2013, 07:25 PM
Yes, Angelo Massone Sends Vermin Into Lousy Losing Endgame

Even Now Despite Goofy Attempts Mediocrity Eludes

Twa Cairpets
12-07-2013, 11:04 PM
Even Now Despite Goofy Attempts Mediocrity Eludes

Eskimos like upsetting dozing elks sometimes

HUTCHYHIBBY
13-07-2013, 11:06 AM
Supporters of Merricks Expecting Timely Intervention, May Experience Sadness

Treadstone
13-07-2013, 11:07 AM
Supporters of Merricks Expecting Timely Intervention, May Experience Sadness

Surely Administration Deals Nearing End, Savouring Silliness

Twa Cairpets
13-07-2013, 10:10 PM
Surely Administration Deals Nearing End, Savouring Silliness

Stupidity is lifelong look in nearly extinct soccer squad

Hiber-nation
14-07-2013, 10:40 AM
Stupidity is lifelong look in nearly extinct soccer squad

Status Quo - Utterly Ageing Dinosaurs

Treadstone
14-07-2013, 10:58 AM
Status Quo - Utterly Ageing Dinosaurs

Dying Inbreds Now Offering Sale All Users Request Satisfaction

Hiber-nation
14-07-2013, 12:49 PM
Dying Inbreds Now Offering Sale All Users Request Satisfaction

Saturdays At Tynecastle - Incredibly Sheidt Fitba And Continual Thrashings Is Obviously Normal

HUTCHYHIBBY
14-07-2013, 03:41 PM
New Offers Recanted Murray Awaits Lithuanians

Twa Cairpets
14-07-2013, 03:42 PM
Saturdays At Tynecastle - Incredibly Sheidt Fitba And Continual Thrashings Is Obviously Normal

Neutered official rivalry. Merricks are liquidated.

Hiber-nation
14-07-2013, 08:24 PM
Neutered official rivalry. Merricks are liquidated.

Lockey's Incredibly Queer Underpants Instantly Drenched At Tynie Elixir Donation

Twa Cairpets
14-07-2013, 08:47 PM
Lockey's Incredibly Queer Underpants Instantly Drenched At Tynie Elixir Donation

Death or not? Administrated Tynecastle is officially nuked.

Hiber-nation
14-07-2013, 09:11 PM
Death or not? Administrated Tynecastle is officially nuked.

No-one Understands Kickbackers Embarrassing Drivel

HUTCHYHIBBY
14-07-2013, 09:25 PM
Neutered official rivalry. Merricks are liquidated.

Stewards Enquiry! ;-)

Hiber-nation
14-07-2013, 10:26 PM
Stewards Enquiry! ;-)

Oops...

Lockey Is Typical Hearts - Ugly And Naturally Idiotic - A Nice Shower

jodjam
15-07-2013, 07:00 AM
Oops...

Lockey Is Typical Hearts - Ugly And Naturally Idiotic - A Nice Shower

So happy our word ensemble rectified